Carlos Beltran, no longer a Met

Es tan difícil decir adiós. Gracias muchacho.

Vacation over

I'm back. I miss this.

Vacationing

Got a week off coming up. Not like it matters on this blog but anyway I'm driving down to Ocean City, MD for a week of surf and sand.

And crabs.
And donuts. (Fractured Prune)
And Kohr's Ice Cream.
And Fisher's Caramel Popcorn.
And Candy Kitchen Fudge.
And Boardwalk Fries.
And Fried candy bars.
And Polish Water Ices.
And crabs.
And crabs.
And some crabs.

El Pad, out.

european man suit

Can you return a Speedo? I'm guessing no. What if you walk into the store and want to try it on? I mean sure it goes by waist size I imagine but what about your junk. Just cuz I'm a 33 waist doesn't mean my junk will fit securely and snug in a 33 waist swimming brief. Feel me?