Wanted to do a non-football (especially before tomorrow's betting piece) post so here is an extended version of Mango Salsa. No particular idea came into my head so you get it all.
-With everyone from the Rev run with the big head to the hatastical IAM everyone seems to be doing music posts and I just wanted to say that I bet Al Green got alot of poontang. Cuz he was one smooth mofo. His music just relaxes me like few others can. When I listen to it, it's like I'm in this Feng Shui trance. I wanna hug people. I better stop listening to it in the morning though cuz it gets big willie and the twins a little riled up which means I'll have to wait all day to calm them down. I'll listen on the way home, that way I can attack my wife.
-I love NY bagels and pizza. Just two staples that will never go away no matter what happens in the world. Everytime I go on vacation the first thing I eat when I get back is a slice of pizza. Ususally L&B pizza :http://www.spumonigardens.com/ which is a Brooklyn hotspot for the best sicilian slice in the world. I defy you to try their sicilian and say there is one better. DEFY YOU!
-Speaking of NY and shit you don't see everyday I saw a homeless guy doing push-ups in the train station this am. That was different. He had a sign that said: "Betcha a dollar I can do 50"
I like creative homeless people. I will give them something if they are creative like that guy.
One time we were walking in Times Square and this homeless guy had a sign that said: "Curse me out for a $1". And sure enough people would throw a dollar in his hat and then start blasting him with F-bombs and other foul words. It was funny.
-Of course there is nothing like Christmas in the city and before you know it it's here. Sept is half way over then it's 2 months from December. I know, I know, say what everyone else says:
Where did the time go cliche that I bet your saying right now in your head. Anyway the Rockettes were outside my building yesterday as tickets for the Radio City Spectacular went on sale. I implore any tourist or out of towner who is visiting NYC during the holiday to see that show. It's as Christmas as it gets.
-Anyone see Poiseidon? Worth my two hours? I got it at home through netflix. Which I don't know if I mentioned is fabulous. I've had it for two years now and probably have seen close to or over 100 movies. So yeah I beat them for their 17.95 over and over.
-HOT STOCK TIP ALERT.... http://finance.yahoo.com/q?s=CLME.PK
Could be an alternative for gasoline. They harvest rice straw for energy. Yes it's only a nickel and yes it's highly specualtive but what the fuck do you have to lose? For $100 you can own 2000 shares and if it goes up to a quarter or even more your rollin' in it like Scrooge McDuck.
Check out the news and everything from the link above. It's goverment subsudized so this could be the real thing. Believe me one day we will have fule alternatives.
-The Anna Nicole thing is weird. Now she's claiming memory loss of the whole thing. Bahamas officials have not ruled out foul play. Poor kid. He never had a shot anyway.
http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/09/14/D8K4K34O2.html
-I usualy don't watch any network TV, mostly because I watch sports all the time and/or moveis. But I may tune in to the new Survivor that it premiering tonight. The idea of seperating the tribes by racial ethnicity is intriguing. And I don't have a problem with it. I think the flak they are catching is bit much I mean can anything be done in this country wihtout a damn protest?
- I think Katie Couric's sign off should be "I suck"
That is all.....
Quick pick - WVU tonight -17, I'm in. No this doesn't count for tw's picks.
Enjoy.
Thursday, September 14, 2006
Tuesday, September 12, 2006
Don't Act Like Your Not Impressed.
The results are in. The El Pad went a hearty 7-2 on last week's play.
2-1 in the college ranks with a near perfecto if Clemson hits the extra point, who knows what happens and a robust 5-1 for the Pro's only marred by a over pick in the Chief/Bengal game.
That is a good start.
Few thoughts on the NFL from the past week.
Eagles are back. Fuck!
Nice output from the re-vamped Lions offense.
Mike Williams, where have you gone?
Reggie Bush, looked very good. Houston hello!
208 times. David Carr got sacked since he started for the Texans. Add 5 more.
Machine Bell in Denver is a go.
John Hall looks like Plummer with that mustasche.
Sterling Sharpe still can't move his neck.
Fantasy disapointment: Jake Delhomme & Kevin Jones
Mangini is really fat. What the fuck does Belichik feed these guys?
Crennel, Weiss, Mangini! They are all really fat and Mangini is only 35!!
Eli will be fine. I realized becasue of Peyton alot of people hate the Mannings.
Unfortunately Eli included. So he gets the hate too. I have to admit out of all 32 teams in the league I realize he's not the first guy you take if your building a team but he's in the top 10 at the very least (top 5 for me).
2-1 in the college ranks with a near perfecto if Clemson hits the extra point, who knows what happens and a robust 5-1 for the Pro's only marred by a over pick in the Chief/Bengal game.
That is a good start.
Few thoughts on the NFL from the past week.
Eagles are back. Fuck!
Nice output from the re-vamped Lions offense.
Mike Williams, where have you gone?
Reggie Bush, looked very good. Houston hello!
208 times. David Carr got sacked since he started for the Texans. Add 5 more.
Machine Bell in Denver is a go.
John Hall looks like Plummer with that mustasche.
Sterling Sharpe still can't move his neck.
Fantasy disapointment: Jake Delhomme & Kevin Jones
Mangini is really fat. What the fuck does Belichik feed these guys?
Crennel, Weiss, Mangini! They are all really fat and Mangini is only 35!!
Eli will be fine. I realized becasue of Peyton alot of people hate the Mannings.
Unfortunately Eli included. So he gets the hate too. I have to admit out of all 32 teams in the league I realize he's not the first guy you take if your building a team but he's in the top 10 at the very least (top 5 for me).
Friday, September 08, 2006
5 Years.
Finally, something to look forward to. On the anniversary of 9/11 this is what the new downtown area of NYC will look like. Aint she a beaut!
Check out the story from Friday's CNN page.
http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/09/08/new.towers.reut/index.html
I can't believe it's been 5 years. Crazy. I'll probably go over to St. Pat's and light a candle for the dead, say a prayer too. It's a painful day for people who lost someone. That's the least I can do.
I hope everything goes smooth today, hope I make it home to my wife......
It's hard not to think like that. And I'm the type of fella who thinks the total opposite of a bad scenario. Just the memory of that day still resonates in my brain and I know it always will but I'm glad the plans are finalized. Break dirt on that sumbitch boys!
I'm A Degenrate
El Padrino's Weekly Football Betting Column
Every week I will post some football picks for entertainment purposes and to show off my knowledge of the game I know and love. Here's how it'll go.
3 College Games, 4 Pro games, 1 Over/Under pick and 1 Exotic Bet
I will keep record of these bets either by myself or with help from readers and or a friend. (York)
Feel free to rip me apart on any and every bet and don't blame me if you lose your house and shoes.
2 quick rules:
I don't bet on teams I root for, mainly because it's equally devastating when your team loses and you lose money. So I will never bet a game that the Giants are involved in.
The other is I will not pick any college games that have a spread of 21 or more. Just too easy.
I pick the hard games, the games that matter. I ain't never scurred.
Quick background, I've been doing this for a while now and if memory serves me correct I have finished above .500 each of the past three years. So, that means I've made money (if I really did go through with the bets, which in some cases I have) which is good.
Anyway without further ado, it's the famous Focker Fondue!!
Joke.
Onto the picks.
LSU -15 over Arizona
This is too easy. I don't understand why this line is so low. I expect a 49-10 drubbing. Something like that. Pencil me in for 1-0 record.
RUTGERS -10.5 over Illinois
Impressed last week with Rutgers performance, count me in thinking they can win 9 or 10 games. That RB is a helluva a player.
Clemson -2.5 over BOSTON COLLEGE
I wasn't iimpressed by BC last week, I'll just say that.
Bengals +2.5 over CHIEFS
Take advantage of this while you can, Bengals won't be getting points that much this season. Chiefs offense cannot compete with the Bengals offense. And neither team has a defense that can stop either or. Now that I think of it this is my over under bet too.
TAKE THE OVER! (46)
RAMS +3.5 over Broncos
Home dog, home opener, turf....This will be one of the Broncos 4 or 5 losses. Bulger lights up the secondary and Stephen Jackson runs wild.
Chargers -3.5 over RAIDERS
I can't even believe people are telling me the Raiders are going to win. On what basis do you think that's going to happen? I mean Tomlinson, Monday night? Terrible Raider defense. Aaron Brooks? I'd be more than shocked if the Raiders win. Dumbfounded is the word, I think.
Niners +7.5 over CARDINALS
Ain't sayin they winnin'...jus sayin they'll cover. Always a see-saw battle between this two teams and 49ers have beaten them before. New stadium, big deal. Same team. This is going to be the first game that Alex Smith throws 3 TD's.
Exotic Bet:
It involves two picks above. It's called a tease bet. Take 6points and either add it or subtract it from the spread given. So I will:
Take the Bengals at +8.5 and the Niners at +13.5.
Both have to win and it's usually double vig. Enjoy!
Every week I will post some football picks for entertainment purposes and to show off my knowledge of the game I know and love. Here's how it'll go.
3 College Games, 4 Pro games, 1 Over/Under pick and 1 Exotic Bet
I will keep record of these bets either by myself or with help from readers and or a friend. (York)
Feel free to rip me apart on any and every bet and don't blame me if you lose your house and shoes.
2 quick rules:
I don't bet on teams I root for, mainly because it's equally devastating when your team loses and you lose money. So I will never bet a game that the Giants are involved in.
The other is I will not pick any college games that have a spread of 21 or more. Just too easy.
I pick the hard games, the games that matter. I ain't never scurred.
Quick background, I've been doing this for a while now and if memory serves me correct I have finished above .500 each of the past three years. So, that means I've made money (if I really did go through with the bets, which in some cases I have) which is good.
Anyway without further ado, it's the famous Focker Fondue!!
Joke.
Onto the picks.
LSU -15 over Arizona
This is too easy. I don't understand why this line is so low. I expect a 49-10 drubbing. Something like that. Pencil me in for 1-0 record.
RUTGERS -10.5 over Illinois
Impressed last week with Rutgers performance, count me in thinking they can win 9 or 10 games. That RB is a helluva a player.
Clemson -2.5 over BOSTON COLLEGE
I wasn't iimpressed by BC last week, I'll just say that.
Bengals +2.5 over CHIEFS
Take advantage of this while you can, Bengals won't be getting points that much this season. Chiefs offense cannot compete with the Bengals offense. And neither team has a defense that can stop either or. Now that I think of it this is my over under bet too.
TAKE THE OVER! (46)
RAMS +3.5 over Broncos
Home dog, home opener, turf....This will be one of the Broncos 4 or 5 losses. Bulger lights up the secondary and Stephen Jackson runs wild.
Chargers -3.5 over RAIDERS
I can't even believe people are telling me the Raiders are going to win. On what basis do you think that's going to happen? I mean Tomlinson, Monday night? Terrible Raider defense. Aaron Brooks? I'd be more than shocked if the Raiders win. Dumbfounded is the word, I think.
Niners +7.5 over CARDINALS
Ain't sayin they winnin'...jus sayin they'll cover. Always a see-saw battle between this two teams and 49ers have beaten them before. New stadium, big deal. Same team. This is going to be the first game that Alex Smith throws 3 TD's.
Exotic Bet:
It involves two picks above. It's called a tease bet. Take 6points and either add it or subtract it from the spread given. So I will:
Take the Bengals at +8.5 and the Niners at +13.5.
Both have to win and it's usually double vig. Enjoy!
Wednesday, September 06, 2006
AFC Preview
El Pad's annual AFC preview!
AFC EAST
Patriots 11-5: I just think Brady is going to have an even better year than last. Without Branch he can still put up numbers. Maroney will step in nicely to compliment Dillion and is a nice insurance policy if he goes down. The D is not great but good although the Seau signing confused me a bit. Belicheck has said this year he is going "back to fundamentals". NE gave up too many big plays last year and he equates that to players "being out of position". I love the two tight-end set for Brady and their schedule is not brutal by any means
Projections: Watson, he-huge year (Francesa talk). They may end up playing in Miami twice this year.
Dolphins 10-6: Saban had dem boys playing like hell the last 9 games of the last season. the key here will be Culpepper who looks phenominal so far. There isn't much depth however for the fins to survive a major injury.
Projections: I don't think I'm going out on a limb here to say that Ronnie Brown is going to blow-up.
Bills 5-11: Well, the speacial teams are good..... That's all I have to say about that.
Projections: McGahee will be the only bright spot.
Jets 4-12: Oy vey! Re-building hurts. There is nothing good going on here. Even NY sportswriters are picking the Jets to finish last. Pennington stinks even when healthy so the QB situation is dire. The RB situation is even worse. Who told them Barlow is good? Defense and speacial teams should keep them competitive but they just don't have the horses to pull anything out.
Projections: How do we know Mangini is going to be good? Belicheck stunk in Cleavland before going on to do what he has.
AFC WEST
Denver 11-5: They got some talent in the Rockies. If Plummer plays any where nears to how he played last year they will be right back in the thick of things come January. If the defense holds up.....speacial things.
Projections: The RB situation, does anyone care other than fantasy owners? I mean it doesn't matter. Mike Bell, Tatum Bell, Bonnie Bell...who cares?
San Diego 10-6: LaDanian Tomlinson get them two wins alone. He's that good. The Steve Foley thing kind of smacked them in the kisser. The D was looking real good but he was an big piece of that. Rivers will be fine. Kid sat for two years and he says he was ready last year.
Projections: Marty is a terrible coach. Just putting it out there.
Cheifs 8-8: It's all about the defense. Can Herm get them to stop letting teams score 25+ every game or will they keep giving up the 25 points? We know LJ will be the O...who's going to be the D?
Projections: I did like the Ty Law thing though. He might pick off Aaron Brooks 8 times alone.
Da Raiderz: Stink aint the word. Brooks, please. Moss is going to go apeshit on TV alot.
Projections: Peter King got something right: "Brooks Throws 5 INT's, Benched by Shell".
AFC SOUTH
C olts 12-4: Well they were a FG away from winning that crazy divisional game vs Pittsburgh so what do they do? Sign the clutchest kicker of them all. Adam Vinateri. The RB platoon is solid, the wideouts are still dope, Manning is Manning and the defense is very solid. Super Bowl or bust.
Projections: I think Peyton is too talented not to win the big one. I know I sound like Peter King but I think this is it. The kicker was the last piece.
Jaguars 9-7: No more sneaking up on people. We know you can coach Del Rio, we know your team plays physical defense. The tough schedule will subtract two wins but no one wants to play this team. Trust me.
Projections: Odds on Fred Taylor's legs disintegrating by week 5? 3-1.
Titans 7-9: The QB situation is a little eh but I like the young defense and I think they will sneak up on a few teams this year.
Projections: How long will they wait to unleash Vincent?
Houston 3-13: The biggest debacle of a draft pick. EVER! I don't want to hear any arguments whatsoever. Terrible choice evidenced by the firing of the GM immediately after.
Projections: I have no projections. Kubiak is a good coach. I feel bad for him.
AFC NORTH
Steelers 10-6: Alot of bad news lately. But Rothlisberger is so pissed about his performance olast Super Bowl that he is driven to prove he can do it again. Cowher is always driven and last year or not he's a helluva coach. Key players at all skill positions are returning which should put them in the driver's seat in this division.
Bengals 9-7: I can't help but look at that schedule and gasp. Plus the defensive woes and the whole Palmer thing (even though he looked good)...scare me. Pitt twice, New England, at Tampa, Carolina, Atlanta, Ravens twice, San Diego, at Indy and at Denver......like whoa.
Projections: Last year they should have beaten the Steelers, that was unfortunate.
Ravens 8-8: McNair is bound to get nicked up at some point. Then your right back at square one. The D will keep this team in alot of games. I love the under in just about every game they play.
Projections: Musa Smith looked better than Mike Anderson. That confused me a bit.
Browns 7-9: Much improvement in year two of the Crennel experiment. I like the young talent, I like Frye, of course Braylon is for real and getting Fraley (C) was big for them. He can be the anchor of the line.
Projections: Better than some people think
Playoff teams:
1. Colts, 2. Patriots, 3. Broncos, 4. Steelers, 5. Dolphins, 6. Chargers
Wild Card:
Broncos over Chargers, Steelers over Dolphins
Divisional Games
Colts over Steelers, Patriots over Chargers
AFC Championship
Colts over Patriots
Super Bowl
Colts over Bears
Am I crazy or what. I just can't believe the Colts can't win the big one. If I get proved wrong this year then I will never pick them to win it all again. Never.
AFC EAST
Patriots 11-5: I just think Brady is going to have an even better year than last. Without Branch he can still put up numbers. Maroney will step in nicely to compliment Dillion and is a nice insurance policy if he goes down. The D is not great but good although the Seau signing confused me a bit. Belicheck has said this year he is going "back to fundamentals". NE gave up too many big plays last year and he equates that to players "being out of position". I love the two tight-end set for Brady and their schedule is not brutal by any means
Projections: Watson, he-huge year (Francesa talk). They may end up playing in Miami twice this year.
Dolphins 10-6: Saban had dem boys playing like hell the last 9 games of the last season. the key here will be Culpepper who looks phenominal so far. There isn't much depth however for the fins to survive a major injury.
Projections: I don't think I'm going out on a limb here to say that Ronnie Brown is going to blow-up.
Bills 5-11: Well, the speacial teams are good..... That's all I have to say about that.
Projections: McGahee will be the only bright spot.
Jets 4-12: Oy vey! Re-building hurts. There is nothing good going on here. Even NY sportswriters are picking the Jets to finish last. Pennington stinks even when healthy so the QB situation is dire. The RB situation is even worse. Who told them Barlow is good? Defense and speacial teams should keep them competitive but they just don't have the horses to pull anything out.
Projections: How do we know Mangini is going to be good? Belicheck stunk in Cleavland before going on to do what he has.
AFC WEST
Denver 11-5: They got some talent in the Rockies. If Plummer plays any where nears to how he played last year they will be right back in the thick of things come January. If the defense holds up.....speacial things.
Projections: The RB situation, does anyone care other than fantasy owners? I mean it doesn't matter. Mike Bell, Tatum Bell, Bonnie Bell...who cares?
San Diego 10-6: LaDanian Tomlinson get them two wins alone. He's that good. The Steve Foley thing kind of smacked them in the kisser. The D was looking real good but he was an big piece of that. Rivers will be fine. Kid sat for two years and he says he was ready last year.
Projections: Marty is a terrible coach. Just putting it out there.
Cheifs 8-8: It's all about the defense. Can Herm get them to stop letting teams score 25+ every game or will they keep giving up the 25 points? We know LJ will be the O...who's going to be the D?
Projections: I did like the Ty Law thing though. He might pick off Aaron Brooks 8 times alone.
Da Raiderz: Stink aint the word. Brooks, please. Moss is going to go apeshit on TV alot.
Projections: Peter King got something right: "Brooks Throws 5 INT's, Benched by Shell".
AFC SOUTH
C olts 12-4: Well they were a FG away from winning that crazy divisional game vs Pittsburgh so what do they do? Sign the clutchest kicker of them all. Adam Vinateri. The RB platoon is solid, the wideouts are still dope, Manning is Manning and the defense is very solid. Super Bowl or bust.
Projections: I think Peyton is too talented not to win the big one. I know I sound like Peter King but I think this is it. The kicker was the last piece.
Jaguars 9-7: No more sneaking up on people. We know you can coach Del Rio, we know your team plays physical defense. The tough schedule will subtract two wins but no one wants to play this team. Trust me.
Projections: Odds on Fred Taylor's legs disintegrating by week 5? 3-1.
Titans 7-9: The QB situation is a little eh but I like the young defense and I think they will sneak up on a few teams this year.
Projections: How long will they wait to unleash Vincent?
Houston 3-13: The biggest debacle of a draft pick. EVER! I don't want to hear any arguments whatsoever. Terrible choice evidenced by the firing of the GM immediately after.
Projections: I have no projections. Kubiak is a good coach. I feel bad for him.
AFC NORTH
Steelers 10-6: Alot of bad news lately. But Rothlisberger is so pissed about his performance olast Super Bowl that he is driven to prove he can do it again. Cowher is always driven and last year or not he's a helluva coach. Key players at all skill positions are returning which should put them in the driver's seat in this division.
Bengals 9-7: I can't help but look at that schedule and gasp. Plus the defensive woes and the whole Palmer thing (even though he looked good)...scare me. Pitt twice, New England, at Tampa, Carolina, Atlanta, Ravens twice, San Diego, at Indy and at Denver......like whoa.
Projections: Last year they should have beaten the Steelers, that was unfortunate.
Ravens 8-8: McNair is bound to get nicked up at some point. Then your right back at square one. The D will keep this team in alot of games. I love the under in just about every game they play.
Projections: Musa Smith looked better than Mike Anderson. That confused me a bit.
Browns 7-9: Much improvement in year two of the Crennel experiment. I like the young talent, I like Frye, of course Braylon is for real and getting Fraley (C) was big for them. He can be the anchor of the line.
Projections: Better than some people think
Playoff teams:
1. Colts, 2. Patriots, 3. Broncos, 4. Steelers, 5. Dolphins, 6. Chargers
Wild Card:
Broncos over Chargers, Steelers over Dolphins
Divisional Games
Colts over Steelers, Patriots over Chargers
AFC Championship
Colts over Patriots
Super Bowl
Colts over Bears
Am I crazy or what. I just can't believe the Colts can't win the big one. If I get proved wrong this year then I will never pick them to win it all again. Never.
Tuesday, September 05, 2006
NFC Preview
El Parino's annual NFL preview kicks off now!
NFC EAST
Easily the toughest division in all of football there are three teams in this division that can make the playoffs. It'll come down to who is better at those head-to-head matchups. Let's go deeper.
Giants 11-5: The offense will be electric. Might end up being the highest scoring team in the NFC. Eli in year 3, Barber playing like a 4th year back, receiving corp one of the league’s deepest and the O-line is solid. On Defense we’ll see if the addition of LaVar Arrington has any impact on the defense. Corners are all but new except for the back-ups and Webster. Gibril Wilson will try and make this year a “leap” year and catapult his name into the Pro Bowl hat. Osi and Strahan on the corners will be tough to block but if the interior lineman don’t help out it could be double team city.
Projection:
What if the opener at Giants Stadium vs. Indianapolis is a Super Bowl preview?
Don’t sleep on the Giants ending up there.
Cowboys 10-6: As the TO saga lives on the Boy’s look primed and ready to take on anyone and everyone this season. The Vanderjagt signing was huge because they lost three games by a FG or less last season. The only concern is the offensive line. If they allow too much pressure on the Bledsoe it will be INT city. And that won’t be good in a conference that boast some really good secondaries. On defense they are scary. And fast. DeMarcus Ware is a fucking animal and has just started to scratch the surface. The 3-4 gives a lot of teams fits especially when just about every backer or lineman is a hybrid. Solid secondary too. Dallas will win a lot of games with their defense.
Projection: They’ll be in it all the way and probably snatch up a WC berth. They may even make some noise in January. Parcells and Owens is going to be interesting. Look forward to week 5 when they are in Philly. How many TO stories do you think will be told leading up to that one?
Eagles 9-7: Can McNabb carry this team all season? That’s the question for me. Westbrook is not a cow-bell running back so it’s not like they can pound the ball and play defense. I give them nine wins on McNabb’s legs and arm. Plus the schedule is favorable….Houston, San Fran, Green Bay, New Orleans, Tennesee…all sub .500 teams. I almost gave them another win based on Stallworth but he's not that good. The defense is pretty good. Real nice defensive line coupled with an good secondary. One thing they do well is knock the snot out of you. Which is good. Michael Lewis and Brian Dawkins can bang.
Projections: Fans don’t be fooled with a early record of 5-1 or 4-1. Last six games down the stretch: @ Indy, Carolina, @ Washington, @ NY, @ Dallas and home against the Falcons.
Skins 8-8: Last year everyone was a bit surprised when they went 10-6 and made some playoff noise. Hope they had their fun. This year will be different. The faster Campbell gets the start the better this team will be. Brunell is done. Now with Al Saunders the offense is not short quick throws but longer crosses and downfield shots. The workhorse is already out with a bum shoulder that could hinder him all year and Duckett is not the answer. Moss is the only bright spot, he is seemingly unstoppable. They’ll continue being good on the defensive side (which will keep them close in most games), partly because Gregg Williams is a great coach and they do have some talent. Sean Taylor is a beast, Archuleta will help and Marcus Washington is underated as a LB.
Projections: Typical skins. Go out, spend cash, struggle to win 8 games. Last year was a mirage, I’m telling you.
NFC WEST
Seattle 11-5: They have an opportunity to go 6-0 in thier division. Plus they return all key-defensive players from last year's top rated D. Losing Hutchinson was big yes but Floyd Womack is serviceable at that spot.
Projectons: Boring. They'll lose in the first round of the playoffs. Espeacially if the don't lock up the best record and get a bye.
St. Louis 9-7: A lot of people are down on St. Looey this year but I don't know why. They have a great back in Jackson, still one of the best receivers, very good QB and a re-vamped defense. La'Roi Glover, Wihterspoon, Tye Hill and Corey Chavous are all solid defenders in a scheme that Jim Haslett is now in control of.
Projection: They are gonna put a real scare in some teams again. Jackson will most defintely be over 1500 yards.
Arizona 8-8: Close but no cigar. Does Edge put them over the top? Will they inprove their red zone %'s? Will Rackers score 45% of thier points? Can the O-line give Warner time and block for the Edge? Will Antrel Rolle stay healthy? Can the D firm up in the red zone and hold teams to FG's? Get the drift, too many questions here. I don't like them to win more than 8 games. It'll be an improvement though and maybe next year they'll be a playoff team.
Projections: New stadium, new attitude. Not quite the same as 5-11 or 7-9 but a step in the right direction for sure. Leinart will be very good once he gets his chance.
San Francisco 6-10: A. Smith really needed his rib guard last year as his o-line got him sacked 29 times. An interesting qoute I want to pass along about Smith "If you put him in Pittsburgh when Big Ben came out the same thing happens. They go 15-1. You put Big Ben in San Fran and the same thing happens. They go 4-12". Thought that proved that it's not the QB. When no one gets open and the line doesn't protect you can't move the ball. I like 2nd year guy Frank Gore and I like Nolan. I think he's tryin to rebuild quickly. They lost three games last year by less than 3 points.
Projections: I think Smith and Gore could lead this team back to glory days eventually. This year two more wins is encouraging.
NFC South
Carolina Panthers 12-4: Am I on the Super Bowl wagon? Maybe. The thing I like about them the most is thier depth. It seems that they can survive just about any injury that comes up. The D is straight up gangsta with excellent pass-rushers, backers and corners. Keyshawn puts some punch in the WR spot and Steve Smith is virtually impossible to cover one-on-one. Deangelo Williams backs up an injury prone Deshaun Foster so no Jamal Roertson in an NFC title game this time around.
Projections: May be the NFC representative in the Super Bowl.
Atlanta Falcons 10-6: I like the front office moves of bringing in Grady Jackson who with Rod Coleman should be able to handle the run better. John Abraham from NYJ will also help.
I still don't trust the offense though. Vick is still not a great or even good pocket passer. 10 wins on the schedule of playing the Saints twice, Detroit, Cleveland, and home against the Cards.
Projections: Jerrious Norwood. Jimmy Williams. Two rookies that are going to be stars in the NFL. Write it down.
Tampa Bay 9-7: I like Cadillac in year #2. I like Simms as a QB, he's got all the tools. I just worry about the defense a little. They are a little long in the tooth. Can they survive a big time injury?
Projections: Clayton is going be a big time wide-out.
Saints 4-12: They have a terrible defense. Really bad. It would be a miracle if they won more than four games. I like the Brees pickup though.
Projections: It's going to be hard for Payton to keep Bush off the field this year. He's just too electric.
NFC North
Bears 13-3: The defense is just ridiculous. Urlacher is the best defensive player in the league.
The QB situation is stable because I think Grossman is going to be good. The running back situation is going to be fine. Benson can bang and Thomas can run. And that schedule: Green Bay twice, Detroit twice, Minny twice, Buffalo, Arizona, San Fran, and the JETS!!! That's at least 9 to 10 wins right there!
Projections: This is my NFC Super Bowl pick. January in Chicago, with a healthy team....oh boy.
Green Bay 9-7: Surprising right? I know. But it can happen. Give Farve two wins on will alone and the rest of thier schedule plays into thier hands. They are home to Minny, NY Jets, Detroit (December), Arizona and the Saints. They won't beat Chi-town but they can beat everyone else in the division.
Projections: This is my going out on a limb pick. 9 games is stretch for this team. What if Ahman comes back strong? Not as crazy as it looks right?
Minnesota 8-8: Mediocre. that's the word that comes to mind whe I look at this team. Brad Johnson is stable but mediocre. The back-up is a joke (Bollinger) and it won't matter if Chester Taylor rushes for over 1000 yards because they have no passing game. Defense looks pretty good, it'll be interesting to see if they can put it together.
Projections: Udeze is going to explode this year. Fine DE.
Detroit 6-10: Strides yes but as long as Millen is GM and Ford owns this team it won't be a winner. Kitna is a back-up at best so stop it.
Projections: I really like Kevin Jones this year. Watch out.
Playoff teams:
1. Bears, 2. Giants, 3. Carolina 4. Seattle, 5. Cowboys, 6. Atlanta
Wild Card:
Carolina over Atlanta. Cowboys over Seattle
Divisional:
Bears over Cowboys. Giants over Carolina.
NFC Championship:
Bears over Giants
NFC EAST
Easily the toughest division in all of football there are three teams in this division that can make the playoffs. It'll come down to who is better at those head-to-head matchups. Let's go deeper.
Giants 11-5: The offense will be electric. Might end up being the highest scoring team in the NFC. Eli in year 3, Barber playing like a 4th year back, receiving corp one of the league’s deepest and the O-line is solid. On Defense we’ll see if the addition of LaVar Arrington has any impact on the defense. Corners are all but new except for the back-ups and Webster. Gibril Wilson will try and make this year a “leap” year and catapult his name into the Pro Bowl hat. Osi and Strahan on the corners will be tough to block but if the interior lineman don’t help out it could be double team city.
Projection:
What if the opener at Giants Stadium vs. Indianapolis is a Super Bowl preview?
Don’t sleep on the Giants ending up there.
Cowboys 10-6: As the TO saga lives on the Boy’s look primed and ready to take on anyone and everyone this season. The Vanderjagt signing was huge because they lost three games by a FG or less last season. The only concern is the offensive line. If they allow too much pressure on the Bledsoe it will be INT city. And that won’t be good in a conference that boast some really good secondaries. On defense they are scary. And fast. DeMarcus Ware is a fucking animal and has just started to scratch the surface. The 3-4 gives a lot of teams fits especially when just about every backer or lineman is a hybrid. Solid secondary too. Dallas will win a lot of games with their defense.
Projection: They’ll be in it all the way and probably snatch up a WC berth. They may even make some noise in January. Parcells and Owens is going to be interesting. Look forward to week 5 when they are in Philly. How many TO stories do you think will be told leading up to that one?
Eagles 9-7: Can McNabb carry this team all season? That’s the question for me. Westbrook is not a cow-bell running back so it’s not like they can pound the ball and play defense. I give them nine wins on McNabb’s legs and arm. Plus the schedule is favorable….Houston, San Fran, Green Bay, New Orleans, Tennesee…all sub .500 teams. I almost gave them another win based on Stallworth but he's not that good. The defense is pretty good. Real nice defensive line coupled with an good secondary. One thing they do well is knock the snot out of you. Which is good. Michael Lewis and Brian Dawkins can bang.
Projections: Fans don’t be fooled with a early record of 5-1 or 4-1. Last six games down the stretch: @ Indy, Carolina, @ Washington, @ NY, @ Dallas and home against the Falcons.
Skins 8-8: Last year everyone was a bit surprised when they went 10-6 and made some playoff noise. Hope they had their fun. This year will be different. The faster Campbell gets the start the better this team will be. Brunell is done. Now with Al Saunders the offense is not short quick throws but longer crosses and downfield shots. The workhorse is already out with a bum shoulder that could hinder him all year and Duckett is not the answer. Moss is the only bright spot, he is seemingly unstoppable. They’ll continue being good on the defensive side (which will keep them close in most games), partly because Gregg Williams is a great coach and they do have some talent. Sean Taylor is a beast, Archuleta will help and Marcus Washington is underated as a LB.
Projections: Typical skins. Go out, spend cash, struggle to win 8 games. Last year was a mirage, I’m telling you.
NFC WEST
Seattle 11-5: They have an opportunity to go 6-0 in thier division. Plus they return all key-defensive players from last year's top rated D. Losing Hutchinson was big yes but Floyd Womack is serviceable at that spot.
Projectons: Boring. They'll lose in the first round of the playoffs. Espeacially if the don't lock up the best record and get a bye.
St. Louis 9-7: A lot of people are down on St. Looey this year but I don't know why. They have a great back in Jackson, still one of the best receivers, very good QB and a re-vamped defense. La'Roi Glover, Wihterspoon, Tye Hill and Corey Chavous are all solid defenders in a scheme that Jim Haslett is now in control of.
Projection: They are gonna put a real scare in some teams again. Jackson will most defintely be over 1500 yards.
Arizona 8-8: Close but no cigar. Does Edge put them over the top? Will they inprove their red zone %'s? Will Rackers score 45% of thier points? Can the O-line give Warner time and block for the Edge? Will Antrel Rolle stay healthy? Can the D firm up in the red zone and hold teams to FG's? Get the drift, too many questions here. I don't like them to win more than 8 games. It'll be an improvement though and maybe next year they'll be a playoff team.
Projections: New stadium, new attitude. Not quite the same as 5-11 or 7-9 but a step in the right direction for sure. Leinart will be very good once he gets his chance.
San Francisco 6-10: A. Smith really needed his rib guard last year as his o-line got him sacked 29 times. An interesting qoute I want to pass along about Smith "If you put him in Pittsburgh when Big Ben came out the same thing happens. They go 15-1. You put Big Ben in San Fran and the same thing happens. They go 4-12". Thought that proved that it's not the QB. When no one gets open and the line doesn't protect you can't move the ball. I like 2nd year guy Frank Gore and I like Nolan. I think he's tryin to rebuild quickly. They lost three games last year by less than 3 points.
Projections: I think Smith and Gore could lead this team back to glory days eventually. This year two more wins is encouraging.
NFC South
Carolina Panthers 12-4: Am I on the Super Bowl wagon? Maybe. The thing I like about them the most is thier depth. It seems that they can survive just about any injury that comes up. The D is straight up gangsta with excellent pass-rushers, backers and corners. Keyshawn puts some punch in the WR spot and Steve Smith is virtually impossible to cover one-on-one. Deangelo Williams backs up an injury prone Deshaun Foster so no Jamal Roertson in an NFC title game this time around.
Projections: May be the NFC representative in the Super Bowl.
Atlanta Falcons 10-6: I like the front office moves of bringing in Grady Jackson who with Rod Coleman should be able to handle the run better. John Abraham from NYJ will also help.
I still don't trust the offense though. Vick is still not a great or even good pocket passer. 10 wins on the schedule of playing the Saints twice, Detroit, Cleveland, and home against the Cards.
Projections: Jerrious Norwood. Jimmy Williams. Two rookies that are going to be stars in the NFL. Write it down.
Tampa Bay 9-7: I like Cadillac in year #2. I like Simms as a QB, he's got all the tools. I just worry about the defense a little. They are a little long in the tooth. Can they survive a big time injury?
Projections: Clayton is going be a big time wide-out.
Saints 4-12: They have a terrible defense. Really bad. It would be a miracle if they won more than four games. I like the Brees pickup though.
Projections: It's going to be hard for Payton to keep Bush off the field this year. He's just too electric.
NFC North
Bears 13-3: The defense is just ridiculous. Urlacher is the best defensive player in the league.
The QB situation is stable because I think Grossman is going to be good. The running back situation is going to be fine. Benson can bang and Thomas can run. And that schedule: Green Bay twice, Detroit twice, Minny twice, Buffalo, Arizona, San Fran, and the JETS!!! That's at least 9 to 10 wins right there!
Projections: This is my NFC Super Bowl pick. January in Chicago, with a healthy team....oh boy.
Green Bay 9-7: Surprising right? I know. But it can happen. Give Farve two wins on will alone and the rest of thier schedule plays into thier hands. They are home to Minny, NY Jets, Detroit (December), Arizona and the Saints. They won't beat Chi-town but they can beat everyone else in the division.
Projections: This is my going out on a limb pick. 9 games is stretch for this team. What if Ahman comes back strong? Not as crazy as it looks right?
Minnesota 8-8: Mediocre. that's the word that comes to mind whe I look at this team. Brad Johnson is stable but mediocre. The back-up is a joke (Bollinger) and it won't matter if Chester Taylor rushes for over 1000 yards because they have no passing game. Defense looks pretty good, it'll be interesting to see if they can put it together.
Projections: Udeze is going to explode this year. Fine DE.
Detroit 6-10: Strides yes but as long as Millen is GM and Ford owns this team it won't be a winner. Kitna is a back-up at best so stop it.
Projections: I really like Kevin Jones this year. Watch out.
Playoff teams:
1. Bears, 2. Giants, 3. Carolina 4. Seattle, 5. Cowboys, 6. Atlanta
Wild Card:
Carolina over Atlanta. Cowboys over Seattle
Divisional:
Bears over Cowboys. Giants over Carolina.
NFC Championship:
Bears over Giants
Mango Salsa
Crikey!
As you may have heard the crocidile hunter has passed due to a very freakish stingray accident off the Baff Reek in Australia. Sad but true. I always thought that when I would here of his death it would be something like "Croc eats Croc guy" but stingray? Freakishly bad luck. RIP Steve Irwin. You were a bit crazy but you were a cool bloke.
I did my normal routine this Sat am. I woke up, I made myself a giant hoagie and plopped down on the sofa. Yep College Football is back!
Speaking of football this week I will run an NFL preview, but it's broken up into like 3 or 4 posts.
So this means every day will be an NFL "capsule" for you the reader!
If your not exicted about that then Lo Siento but this is a sports and life blog.
Plus every Friday I will run a betting type post for the weekend games. I do this pretty much every year and a friend of mine keeps my record and bashes me at times over certain picks. It's fun. I'm usually above a .500 record so that's better than Hammerin' Hank.
One more football note, I drafted a great team on Friday night. The run for $3000 starts Thursday....here's my roster (I had the first pick):
QB- Jake Delhomme
RB- Larry Johnson
RB- Kevin Jones
WR- Donald Driver
WR- Marvin Harrison
WR- Rod Smith
TE- Alge Crumpler
K- Jay Feeley
Def- Ravens
My sleeper is RB Jerrious Norwood from ATL, back-ups include:
QB Charlie Frye and Chris Simms
WR David Givens
WR TJ Houshmanzedah
WR Amani Toomer
TE Jermaine Wiggins
Nice, right?
Ok no more football for now.
Does anyone else feel cheated by this summer?
I feel like it just did like a drive by and during this drive by summer was hangin out the window with it's middle finger up.
As you may have heard the crocidile hunter has passed due to a very freakish stingray accident off the Baff Reek in Australia. Sad but true. I always thought that when I would here of his death it would be something like "Croc eats Croc guy" but stingray? Freakishly bad luck. RIP Steve Irwin. You were a bit crazy but you were a cool bloke.
I did my normal routine this Sat am. I woke up, I made myself a giant hoagie and plopped down on the sofa. Yep College Football is back!
Speaking of football this week I will run an NFL preview, but it's broken up into like 3 or 4 posts.
So this means every day will be an NFL "capsule" for you the reader!
If your not exicted about that then Lo Siento but this is a sports and life blog.
Plus every Friday I will run a betting type post for the weekend games. I do this pretty much every year and a friend of mine keeps my record and bashes me at times over certain picks. It's fun. I'm usually above a .500 record so that's better than Hammerin' Hank.
One more football note, I drafted a great team on Friday night. The run for $3000 starts Thursday....here's my roster (I had the first pick):
QB- Jake Delhomme
RB- Larry Johnson
RB- Kevin Jones
WR- Donald Driver
WR- Marvin Harrison
WR- Rod Smith
TE- Alge Crumpler
K- Jay Feeley
Def- Ravens
My sleeper is RB Jerrious Norwood from ATL, back-ups include:
QB Charlie Frye and Chris Simms
WR David Givens
WR TJ Houshmanzedah
WR Amani Toomer
TE Jermaine Wiggins
Nice, right?
Ok no more football for now.
Does anyone else feel cheated by this summer?
I feel like it just did like a drive by and during this drive by summer was hangin out the window with it's middle finger up.
Tuesday, August 29, 2006
El Pad's Top 25 College Football Preview
EL PAD'S Top 25
Player to watch: Vidal Hazelton, WR
2. Ohio State- QB Troy Smith is a true playmaker and with Ted Ginn Jr they should make some beautiful music together. Plus their depth at the RB position could be as powerful as a daisy cutter. Pittman and the talented Chris Wells. The defense boasts some serious talent and are replacing every starter from last year. But they should fit right in as the buckeye’s will be stout against the run.
Player to watch: Ted Ginn Jr., WR/KR
3. Miami- The defense is incredible. I mean Brandon Meriweather is like whoa and Phillips garners some All-American considerations himself. They have size, speed and depth. If their offense can get down the field and score more often then they would be unstoppable. But I don’t think it can. The offensive line doesn’t appear to be any better than last year’s debacle.
Player to watch: Brandon Meriweather, FS
4. Texas- The national champs return some key starters from last year’s squad and boast a ridiculously deep running back chart. The defensive cupboard is hardly
bare with a very good DE tandem of Crowder and Robinson. QB is the issue. VY was a legend and won’t be replaced. Who will step up and deliver for the longhorns when the game is on the line? Jevan Snead or Colt McCoy?
Player to watch: Jamaal Charles, RB
5. Auburn- Should be better than last year with the talent they have now. QB Cox returns and gets to hand the rock off to Irons and throw to Courtney Taylor who should regain his 2004 form. Key match-up is LSU on Sept 16th. If they beat them in Auburn then they may go undeafeted.
Player to watch: Kenny Irons, RB
6. LSU- Things change if they lose vs. Auburn in the 16th. See above. They need
to settle the QB situation. It’s a rough go when your starting QB has to look over his shoulder everytime he throws a pick or makes a bad pass. The RB situation is a bit iffy as both RB’s return after torn ACL’s. The defense will be as always, fucking good. Plus they will be able to focus a bit more on football as last year was a bad year off the field for the Tigers.
Player to watch: Laron Landry, FS
7. Cal - Looks like Nate Longshore will be the QB and this is important because they need a settled QB situation. The RB situation is a wrap because RB Marshawn Lynch is a Heisman candidate from jump street. O-line is their main issue as they lost two key starters last year. Plus the secondary is a bit in-experienced. Take the over when they play.
Player to watch: Marshawn Lynch, RB
8. Florida- You can thank the schedule for this ranking. With the talent they have all over the place they should be competing for a national championship. The D finished 9th last year and only gets better this year. Leak goes into his final year with the lingering question. Can he master the spread offense and take this team to a title game? We’ll see.
Players to watch: Brandon Siler, LB
9. West Virginia- RB Steve Slaton could be the next Heisman Trophy winner. This guy runs like the wind and I’m sure Rich Rodriguez knows it. QB Pat White is the second fastest guy on this WVU squad. The two together are going to get national attention by October.
Player to watch: Pat White, QB
10. Michigan- It’s all about Henne and Hart. Henne can take his team to the next level if he raises his completion % and Hart can also make a huge impact if he stays on the field. Injuries have plagued him and the knock is he can’t take the pounding. The maize and blue have a re-built defense and CB Leon Hall leads the secondary that can stop teams with their speed.
Player to watch: Steve Breaston, WR/KR
11. Florida State- Too much speed and talent on the offensive side to struggle like last year. The root problem was the O-line which looks to be fixed. Bobby Bowden knows hot to re-vitalize a program.
Player to watch: Lorenzo Booker, RB
12. Louisville- Cards are looking for their first BCS appearance this year and have the talent to grab it. Led by QB Brian Brohm and RB Mike Bush the offense is just as explosive as anyone else’s.
Player to watch: Mario Urrutia, WR
13. Oklahoma- I think they are a year away from being the monster that they were but this year’s Sooners are going to be very good. The QB situation is stable now with Paul Thompson and Adrian Peterson is healthy. The defense is just Gnarls Barkley and no one is going to want to play in Norman.
Player to watch: Rufus Alexander, LB
14. Georgia- The favorite to replace current Falcon DJ Shockley is tough as nails QB Joe Tereshinski. All depends on his arm and leadership. The Dawgs have a deep RB chart and a biting defense that coach Mark Richt refers to as “physicality at it’s peak”. Ok Mark, ok.
Player to watch: Quentin Moses, DE
15. Clemson- Real nice mix of players, a good coach and serious talent at various skill positions (MLB, WR) can equate to a nice season for the Tigers of Clemson.
Proctor has to prove himself right off the bat with games against BC and FSU.
Player to watch: James Davis, RB
16. Notre Dame- Not a top ten team. Simply not. The hype is astounding but the team doesn’t match the hype. The corners are average, limited pass rush, and
there is no depth at any important skill position. Other than Michigan this team
beat no one with a pulse last year. 2008 is the Irish’s year. The talent coming in
combined with this crop of freshman is enough to give Weis a boner.
Player to watch: Brady Quinn, QB
17. Penn State- Two guys coming back from devastating injuries (WR Derrick
Williams & LB Paul Posluszny) are key to how far the Nittany Lions go. With
a favorable schedule they can make some noise in the rankings.
Player to watch: Paul Posluszny, LB
18. Iowa- The talent is there but will take too long get going. Young and inexperienced at LB and CB the Hawkeyes may be practicing for a title shot next year.
Player to watch: Drew Tate, QB
19. Arizona State- D gave up 29.9 points a game last year and a whooping 468.8 yards per game. The offense can fly with anyone in the nation but won’t win jack without some defense.
Players to watch: Zach Miller, TE
20. Nebraska- Defensive front seven is as good as any and now that QB Zac Taylor has a clue this team could sneak up on some people. Certainly a 9-3 season is within reach.
Player to watch: Maurice Purify, WR
21. Tennessee- Speed, speed, speed. Few teams can match the speed and atheleticism of this year’s Vols but will that translate into wins? Maybe a year away from a top ten team.
Player to watch: Jayson Swaine, WR
22. Virginia Tech- It’s all about the D. The blitzing, attacking style of D Beamer runs should be enough to compete in the ultra competitive ACC.
Player to watch: Kam Chancellor, CB
23. Oregon- Waiting for sophomore Jonathan Stewart to emerge. If he does the Ducks could have a really good year. If he doesn’t for whatever reason it could go south quick. Although I do like the depth with Terrell Jackson and Jeremiah Johnson. But neither I don’t think are a feature back. It has to be Stewart. He can pound and is nimble enough to break free.
Player to watch: Patrick Chung, LB/DB
24. Georgia Tech- Few ACC teams can beat you with a passing game like these yellow jackets can. That’s rare for their league but a few holes in the secondary and no RB depth might hurt them down the stretch.
Player to watch: Calvin Johnson, WR
25. Colorado- Hawkins has this team maybe a year or two away from a top ten appearance. As of right now theyhave some holes on offense but the D is coming together nicely and will keep them in a lot games.
Player to watch: J.J Billingsley, DB
Heisman Watch-
Brady Quinn
Marshawn Lynch
Kenny Irons
Chad Henne
Ted Ginn Jr.
Troy Smith
Dale Jarret
Pat White
Steve Slaton
Monday, August 28, 2006
TJOKES.COM Shirt of the Week
I'm working on a Top 25 College Football Preview. Til then here's the TJOKES.com shirt of the week brought to you my Corona. "Miles Away From Ordinary"
Friday, August 25, 2006
Open Letter to Mr. Ray Nagin
Some News and Notes worth discussing here.....first that bunghole in New Orleans.
Dear Mr. Nagin:
Dude, we want to like you. We really do. You seem like a cool cat and we respect elected officials of other cities. Especially mayors. I understand what happen in New Orleans and the entire Gulf Coast was devastating. I understand the government fucked up. I do. I watched all the documentaries (Spike Lee's "When the levee's Broke" was so fucking sad but well done) so I know all the bullshit that went on and how it seemed no one cared about the people of New Orleans. I also understand it's your job to defend the people who elected you as their mayor. But let me tell you something shithead. New Orleans and Ground Zero are two totally different things so stop comparing the two.
http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/08/25/katrina.nagin.ap/index.html
First of all the comment was completely insensitive.
"You guys in New York can't get a hole in the ground fixed, and it's five years later. So let's be fair"- Ray Nagin, in response to the devastation still plaguing the Ninth Ward in N.O.
What? So it's just a hole in the ground right? Take a guess of how many ashes are interred in that hole in the ground. Ballpark. Let's see, over 3000 perished and without an official number that I can find I know it's somewhere between 400-1000 or more in which a body part or any type of DNA was found. That means the families can't even bury their loved ones. Funerals with empty coffins. People were burying fingers that were found because the body that those fingers belonged to were dust that will eternally be gone.
Politics and bullshit also got involved in the re-building of the Freedom Tower. Pataki and Bloomberg fought each other while Larry Silverstein (owner) delayed things by about 2 years because of his constant insurance battles. So Mayor Nagin, for your information the hole has been fixed now for quite some time. And re-building has also begun.
The devastation of Katrina was monumental. I understand that. I sympathize what you had to go through. I feel sorry for the government and their efforts because that was a pathetic response to a devastating situation. It made us look real bad. BUT.
If you ever say some silly shit like that again. I will slap the shit out of you and your momma.
Because this ain't the first time. You compared 9/11 to Katrina before and your simply off the mark. Katrina was a natural disaster. 9/11 was a terror attack of murderous proportions.
Just concentrate on re-building the wonderful town of New Orleans and make sure you come visit the Freedom Tower and Trade Center Memorial when it's done in a few years.
Signed,
One crazy mofo from Brooklyn
Dear Mr. Nagin:
Dude, we want to like you. We really do. You seem like a cool cat and we respect elected officials of other cities. Especially mayors. I understand what happen in New Orleans and the entire Gulf Coast was devastating. I understand the government fucked up. I do. I watched all the documentaries (Spike Lee's "When the levee's Broke" was so fucking sad but well done) so I know all the bullshit that went on and how it seemed no one cared about the people of New Orleans. I also understand it's your job to defend the people who elected you as their mayor. But let me tell you something shithead. New Orleans and Ground Zero are two totally different things so stop comparing the two.
http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/08/25/katrina.nagin.ap/index.html
First of all the comment was completely insensitive.
"You guys in New York can't get a hole in the ground fixed, and it's five years later. So let's be fair"- Ray Nagin, in response to the devastation still plaguing the Ninth Ward in N.O.
What? So it's just a hole in the ground right? Take a guess of how many ashes are interred in that hole in the ground. Ballpark. Let's see, over 3000 perished and without an official number that I can find I know it's somewhere between 400-1000 or more in which a body part or any type of DNA was found. That means the families can't even bury their loved ones. Funerals with empty coffins. People were burying fingers that were found because the body that those fingers belonged to were dust that will eternally be gone.
Politics and bullshit also got involved in the re-building of the Freedom Tower. Pataki and Bloomberg fought each other while Larry Silverstein (owner) delayed things by about 2 years because of his constant insurance battles. So Mayor Nagin, for your information the hole has been fixed now for quite some time. And re-building has also begun.
The devastation of Katrina was monumental. I understand that. I sympathize what you had to go through. I feel sorry for the government and their efforts because that was a pathetic response to a devastating situation. It made us look real bad. BUT.
If you ever say some silly shit like that again. I will slap the shit out of you and your momma.
Because this ain't the first time. You compared 9/11 to Katrina before and your simply off the mark. Katrina was a natural disaster. 9/11 was a terror attack of murderous proportions.
Just concentrate on re-building the wonderful town of New Orleans and make sure you come visit the Freedom Tower and Trade Center Memorial when it's done in a few years.
Signed,
One crazy mofo from Brooklyn
Wednesday, August 23, 2006
Madden ---Oh Man.
http://www.armchairgm.com/mwiki/index.php?title=The_Evolution_of_Madden_(1998-2007)
Check out the EvOlUtIoN.
I heard a few crazy people say they haven't bought it in awhile cuz it's pretty much remained the same. I'll let the pics serve justice.
few things i noticed last night:
Reggie Bush is fast.
Leinart looks very good as well.
Mario Williams is an 86, Bush an 87. Hear that Texans.
Art Shell looks like a black Sumo wrestler.
Audibles are alot better.
Too much going on with the R button (XBOX), I like to use the triggers to juke and the R stick for running over people or those little jukes. I'm old school.
Shaun Alexander is un-tackle-able
Now if you'll excuse me I gotta get home and sign some divorce papers. After that I'll play til the rooster rears it's head. Peace.
Check out the EvOlUtIoN.
I heard a few crazy people say they haven't bought it in awhile cuz it's pretty much remained the same. I'll let the pics serve justice.
few things i noticed last night:
Reggie Bush is fast.
Leinart looks very good as well.
Mario Williams is an 86, Bush an 87. Hear that Texans.
Art Shell looks like a black Sumo wrestler.
Audibles are alot better.
Too much going on with the R button (XBOX), I like to use the triggers to juke and the R stick for running over people or those little jukes. I'm old school.
Shaun Alexander is un-tackle-able
Now if you'll excuse me I gotta get home and sign some divorce papers. After that I'll play til the rooster rears it's head. Peace.
Tuesday, August 22, 2006
Saturday Night Drunk
I gotta re-cap sat night. It was way too much fun not to. We all went to Porky's for D-Rock's birthday. Porky's (http://www.porkysnyc.com/) is in the Chelsea neighborhood of Manhattan and it's a real cool spot. It's more of a bar than anything. We went there with the same crew from Cabo plus like 6 or 7 of D-Rock's firefighting friends. J got the hook-up to sit in the VIP area as long as she forked over for 2 bottles of Grey Goose. So she did. And I never, ever drank so much vodka in my life.
Now to preface, I'm more of a beer and whiskey type of fella. So you wouldn't think that I would get hammered from the teets of the Goose but I may think about having a vodka infused drink once and again. It ain't that bad.
Porky's was playing some great music. Mostly rock songs mixed with some Hip-Hop classics and a few pop songs that people like. Everyone was groovin, dancing and drinking. We finished the first bottle of Goose within a half hour. That seemed like a problem but then the second bottle came out and that must have popped a viagra because it lasted the night. Sometime along the way a famous fishbowl drink came around and me and W killed it like a fat kid eats cake. Just sucked it all up. Then the jello-shot tramp came around and I couldn't resist. Then finally the second bottle ran out so even though we didn't need it, and even though everyone was drunker than a boat of Irish sailors, we bought one more (you know, for the road). Ketel One was his name. With that we got a free bottle of Vodka as well, his name was Three Olives.
About 1:15 am I see D-Rock stumble into the bathroom and he looks like he needs a little help. He was so wasted it was awesome. I just imagined his little liver being the motorcycle gang in Bronx Tale and Sonny and the guys were the alcohol. I mean just a total ass-whipping type drunk. Anyway he had enough, he couldn't stand, walk, speak or see so it was time for him to go. I was following him out the door when all of the sudden he stopped and SPLAT. All over the floor, twice. He was like Hansel and Gretel leaving a trail of breadcrumbs to find his way back but instead of breadcrumbs it was vomit. So I rushed him to the nearest garbage can so he can finish that up without ruining everyone's shoes and sneakers. It felt like he his head was in there for an hour but it was only a minute or two. Best birthday puke he's ever had that's for sure.
I made sure he and J got in a cab to go home and headed back inside to the party. Lasted about another 20 minutes and then we left. But before we left we had to make sure the half bottle of Ketel and the full bottle of Three Olives were coming home with Daddy. They were. Boy W stuffed them down his pants like they were two smif-n-wessuns. He looked like Johnny Wad.
Out we go to the car but I realize the Ketel has a tap on it. And in the great state of NY you can't drive a car with an open bottle of liqour so we were going to have to throw a way the Ketel. Na-ah says my cousin. He grabs it, locates the nearest homeless guy, and offers him the bottle. The bum gladly, GLADLY, accepts his peace offering and slowly slugs it down, proclaiming : "Oh Shit, this is real". Yeah. That's right Mr.Bum. From yours to ours. Cheers!
Timeline:
10:38 arrival, immediate bee-line to bar for four beers. Two for me and one each to cuz and D-rock
10:49- headed to VIP section with Goose on ice
11:00- Goose is open and ready for deployment
11:02- everyone takes a celebratory shot
11:07- D-Rock takes a steroid shot of Goose, like half the cup, no stopping, straight down
easily the most I've been impressed. It was like the equivalent to a 600ft. Home Run
11:16- Mixing drinks for all, including one for myself
11:20- Mixing more
11:52- Bottle has been dry for 10 minutes, must find waitress for deployment of second Goose
12:01- Cuz orders himself 6 Corona's. Love that guy
12:12- Second Bottle has arrived
12:15- Kelly Clarkson song rocks our balls off (Since You've Been Gone)
12:23- W trying to tell me to be a fireman
12:29- Some scallywag pick-pockets J but D-Rock gets it back after threatening to punch her teeth in (yes it was a girl who did this heinous crime)
12:34- Second goose lasting like Extra gum
12:36- Jello shots
12:45- Here comes the fishbowl drink
12:46- There goes the fishbowl drink
12:49- Full drunkeness for all, screaming, jumping, dancing, lifting people in the air, hugging and rhyming, shaking...you get the picture
1:00- Drock head to bathroom looking like a plastic bottle in a wind tunnel
1:12- Head to front door but before he get there wants to paint the floor with vomit
1:15- Hail cab for Drock and J
1:20- Send them off and head back inside
1:30- W has two bottles of vodka in his pants
1:35- walking to car, singing, looking at our vodka booty
1:37- realization we cannot take the Ketel
1:38- spot bum to give away Ketel, give it away and everyone was happy
1:40- starving and drunk we head home
Good Times.
Now to preface, I'm more of a beer and whiskey type of fella. So you wouldn't think that I would get hammered from the teets of the Goose but I may think about having a vodka infused drink once and again. It ain't that bad.
Porky's was playing some great music. Mostly rock songs mixed with some Hip-Hop classics and a few pop songs that people like. Everyone was groovin, dancing and drinking. We finished the first bottle of Goose within a half hour. That seemed like a problem but then the second bottle came out and that must have popped a viagra because it lasted the night. Sometime along the way a famous fishbowl drink came around and me and W killed it like a fat kid eats cake. Just sucked it all up. Then the jello-shot tramp came around and I couldn't resist. Then finally the second bottle ran out so even though we didn't need it, and even though everyone was drunker than a boat of Irish sailors, we bought one more (you know, for the road). Ketel One was his name. With that we got a free bottle of Vodka as well, his name was Three Olives.
About 1:15 am I see D-Rock stumble into the bathroom and he looks like he needs a little help. He was so wasted it was awesome. I just imagined his little liver being the motorcycle gang in Bronx Tale and Sonny and the guys were the alcohol. I mean just a total ass-whipping type drunk. Anyway he had enough, he couldn't stand, walk, speak or see so it was time for him to go. I was following him out the door when all of the sudden he stopped and SPLAT. All over the floor, twice. He was like Hansel and Gretel leaving a trail of breadcrumbs to find his way back but instead of breadcrumbs it was vomit. So I rushed him to the nearest garbage can so he can finish that up without ruining everyone's shoes and sneakers. It felt like he his head was in there for an hour but it was only a minute or two. Best birthday puke he's ever had that's for sure.
I made sure he and J got in a cab to go home and headed back inside to the party. Lasted about another 20 minutes and then we left. But before we left we had to make sure the half bottle of Ketel and the full bottle of Three Olives were coming home with Daddy. They were. Boy W stuffed them down his pants like they were two smif-n-wessuns. He looked like Johnny Wad.
Out we go to the car but I realize the Ketel has a tap on it. And in the great state of NY you can't drive a car with an open bottle of liqour so we were going to have to throw a way the Ketel. Na-ah says my cousin. He grabs it, locates the nearest homeless guy, and offers him the bottle. The bum gladly, GLADLY, accepts his peace offering and slowly slugs it down, proclaiming : "Oh Shit, this is real". Yeah. That's right Mr.Bum. From yours to ours. Cheers!
Timeline:
10:38 arrival, immediate bee-line to bar for four beers. Two for me and one each to cuz and D-rock
10:49- headed to VIP section with Goose on ice
11:00- Goose is open and ready for deployment
11:02- everyone takes a celebratory shot
11:07- D-Rock takes a steroid shot of Goose, like half the cup, no stopping, straight down
easily the most I've been impressed. It was like the equivalent to a 600ft. Home Run
11:16- Mixing drinks for all, including one for myself
11:20- Mixing more
11:52- Bottle has been dry for 10 minutes, must find waitress for deployment of second Goose
12:01- Cuz orders himself 6 Corona's. Love that guy
12:12- Second Bottle has arrived
12:15- Kelly Clarkson song rocks our balls off (Since You've Been Gone)
12:23- W trying to tell me to be a fireman
12:29- Some scallywag pick-pockets J but D-Rock gets it back after threatening to punch her teeth in (yes it was a girl who did this heinous crime)
12:34- Second goose lasting like Extra gum
12:36- Jello shots
12:45- Here comes the fishbowl drink
12:46- There goes the fishbowl drink
12:49- Full drunkeness for all, screaming, jumping, dancing, lifting people in the air, hugging and rhyming, shaking...you get the picture
1:00- Drock head to bathroom looking like a plastic bottle in a wind tunnel
1:12- Head to front door but before he get there wants to paint the floor with vomit
1:15- Hail cab for Drock and J
1:20- Send them off and head back inside
1:30- W has two bottles of vodka in his pants
1:35- walking to car, singing, looking at our vodka booty
1:37- realization we cannot take the Ketel
1:38- spot bum to give away Ketel, give it away and everyone was happy
1:40- starving and drunk we head home
Good Times.
Monday, August 21, 2006
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Wednesday, August 16, 2006
Fantasy Football's Top 50
Are you ready? It's Fantasy Football time and El Padrino/Teabagz annual Top 50 list is here to help you put together a championship team. Out of three seasons since I have started I have won 1 trophy, a third place finish and last year a I was 4th. This year should be no different. It's on like Donkey Kong. Lets' get started.
1. Larry Johnson, RB- Kansas City Cheifs
Best described as "STUD", Sir Larry was an animal last season by racking up over 1700 yards and 20 TD's. And now since Herman Edwards is the HC I expect a slight increase in those carries (336) . This makes him pick #1.
Projection: 372 attempts, 2100 yards, 25 TD's
48 receptions, 403 yards, 2 TD's
2. Shaun Alexander,RB- Seattle Seahawks
He's not going to duplicate the season he had last year (1880 yds, 27 TD's) but he still will be the second best back in the league. Two reasons why a repeat of 2005 is impossible. One, Steve Hutchinson is gone and two he's on the cover of Madden 2007. Yes I'm supersticious.
Projection: 341 attempts, 1655 yards, 21 TD's
20 receptions, 145 yards, 1 TD
3. Ladanian Tomlinson, RB- San Diego Chargers
I flirted with putting Tiki here because of the QB situation in SD but that may increase Tomlinson's reception numbers. Every rookie or first year starting QB needs a security blanket and we all know that while Gates could be that guy it will most likely be Tomlinson. No backer or secondary man can cover him and it's difficult to double a receiving RB. Alot easier to double the TE position is my point. Stack against the box at will against SD but beware of the HB seam up the middle of the field for 88 and TD.
Projection: 323 attempts, 1509 yards, 17 TD's
69 receptions, 511 yards, 4 TD's
4. Tiki Barber, RB- New York Giants
Continues to be a top 5 back in the league, touches the rock about 1000 times and no longer fumbles. This might be the last year he is in the top 5 as age is slowly creeping up the ladder. But I suspect at least one more phenominal year. Hear are the numbers.
Projection: 312 attempts, 1669 yards, 11 TD's
59 receptions, 531 yards, 3 TD's
5. Rudi Johnson, RB- Cincinnati Bengals
With Palmer likely out the first two weeks or so this guy will be carrying the load. And he can handle it. Over 1400 yards two years straight, and 24 TD's in two full season's. I have an inling that he will increase in each category this year.
Projection: 343 attempts, 1501 yards, 14 TD's
20 receptions, 101 yards, 0 TD's
6. Peyton Manning, QB- Indianapolis Colts
Contrary to how I like to draft (RB's first) if I had the 6th pick and those 4 guys up there were gone. I'd pick Manning. While I don't think he'll duplicate the most retarded year ever (2004, 49TD's) I do think he'll toss more than 30. Espeacially with Edge in the desert. Wayne and Harrison. All day long.
Projection: 357 completions/512 attempts, 4234 yards, 36 TD's/9 picks
7. Ronnie Brown, RB- Miami Dolphins
Ricky is gone. Give this man the rock. He will be a very nice surprise for owners who draft him.
He rushed for 907 yards on just 207 carries. A full year and next year we could be talking bout taking him in the top three. Numbers please.
Projections: 329 attempts, 1491 yards, 14 TD's
51 receptions, 319 yards, 2 TD's
8. Edgerrin James, RB- Arizona Cardinals
Last year in Indy he was an animal. With him gone I expect Peyton's numbers to be better. With him here I expect his numbers to maybe be a bit less. Peyton audibled alot for better running situations and more opportunities. Not so sure he'll match last years attempts (360).
This is why he's 8th and not 5th or 7th.
Projection: 302 attempts, 1269 yards, 15 TD's
48 receptions, 333 yards, 1 TD
9. Clinton Portis, RB- Washington Redskins
Shoulder situation dropped him this low. Otherwise he's be before Rudi and Ronnie. Workhorse back who bounced back from disapointing TD total in 2004. Last year had 11 TD's.
Projection: 356 attempts, 1406 yards, 13 TD's
21 receptions, 219 yards, 1 TD
10. Steven Jackson, RB- St. Louis Rams
He is striaght up licking his chops this season. He wants over 300 carries and he's going to get it. Barring injury he can be a top 5 back just like Ronnie Brown. Here come the young guys.
Projection: 313 attempts, 1434 yards, 12 TD's
41 receptions, 337 yards, 2 TD's
11. Lamont Jordan, RB- Oakland Raiders
Only 272 carries last year. He needs the ball more. Luckily Art Shell will have no choice but to hand the ball off to Jordan. He has no QB. And he has a pretty good offensive line.
Projection: 314 attempts, 1205 yards, 10 TD's
61 receptions, 498 yards, 3 TD's
12. Cadillac Williams, RB- Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Jumped on the scence last year but was slowed by nagging injuries. Let's see if he can handle the load this year.
Projection: 311 attempts, 1266 yards, 10 TD's
55 receptions, 441 yards, 2 TD's
13. Tom Brady, QB- New England Patriots
I think his numbers will be similar to last year's. And if that's the case you got a guy who at the end will have racked up over 300 fantasy points. That's good. One less thing to worry about. At this point the RB's behind him won't be going anywhere. He's the definite second QB that should be taken.
Projection: 310 completions/501 attempts, 4269 yards, 29 TD's/13 INT's
14. Chad Johnson, WR- Cinicinnati Bengals
First receiver that should go. Fuck TO and his maxi pads and no disrepect to Larry Fitz but dude Johnson is MAN. Here come the numbers.
Projection: 109 receptions, 1502 yards, 12 TD's
15. Larry Fitzgerald, WR- Arizona Cardinals
If Chad Johnson were dead he'd be number one receiver. But he's not so he's number two. Similar numbers but with Edge there more plays will be called for the RB position.
Projection: 99 receptions, 1397 yards, 8 TD's
16. Steve Smith, WR- Carolina Panthers
This guy was a animal last year. It won't be duplicated but it will still be a wonderful experience if you own him.
Projection: 90 receptions, 1422 yards, 10 TD's
17. Torry Holt, WR- St. Louis Rams
On some board he's rated the #1 WR. Maybe if Martz was still HC. With wizard gone they will definetely run the ball more and Holt is getting older and older.
Projection: 88 receptions, 1330 yards, 11 TD's
18. Willis McGahee, RB- Buffalo Bills
He may see 350 carries (beware of injury). That's bonuses for leagues who reward over certain amount. Since he is thier entire offense it'll be tough to put up great numbers but he still should have some good games. Would be a great 2nd RB on any roster.
Projection: 341 attempts, 1337 yards, 7 TD's
29 receptions, 256 yards, 1 TD
19. Domanick Davis, RB- Houston Texans
#1 on the depth chart. He should go over 1000 yards this year. That O-Line is still not very good but he's the best player available right now.
Projection: 252 attempts, 1116 yards, 9 TD's
36 receptions, 219 yards, 1 TD
20. Matt Hasselback, QB- Seattle Seahawks
Third QB worth more than any other position player. Always has a solid completion rate, picks are down and he has a great line. Not to mention a guy he can hand the ball off two 20-25 times to take the pressure off him.
Projection: 321 completions/519 attempts, 3892 yards, 24 TD's/11 picks
21. Marvin Harrison, WR- Indianapolis Colts
Peyton's partner in crime. The TD catching machine. Always 80+ receptions, always double digits in TD's. Never hurt.
Projections: 89 receptions, 1191 yards, 13 TD's
22. Julius Jones, RB- Dallas Cowboys
Don't like the fact that Barber III is breathing down his neck but as I mentioned yesterday he seems to be a fumbler and Parcells won't play a fumbler. So Jones it is. Just hope his small body takes the lickings.
Projection: 241 attempts, 1101 yards, 7 TD's
31 receptions, 222 yards, 1 TD's
23. Terrell Owens, WR- Dallas Cowboys
Whatever.
Projections: 77 receptions, 1231 yards, 9 TD's
24. Donald Driver, WR- Green Bay Packers
AKA the only guy Farve trusts. He should see the majority of Brett's throws. This might be the most "under the radar pick people forgot about Driver because GB sucked last year". Know what Im sayin'?
Projection: 86 receptions, 1298 yards, 10 TD's
25. Warrick Dunn, RB- Atlanta Falcons
Emergence of Jerrius Norwood could take away some of Dunn's carries but he no doubt still gets the job done more times than many. Real nice 2nd or 3rd option behind your #1.
Projection: 234 attempts, 1102 yards, 8 TD's
35 receptions, 263 yards, 2 TD's
26. Randy Moss, WR- Oakland Raiders
He could be lower because of Brooks, I'm just respecting his talent by putting him in the top 30.
Projection: 81 receptions, 1306 yards, 6 TD's
27. Reuben Droughns, RB- Cleavland Browns
Surronded by Braylon Edwards and Kellen Winslow Charlie Frye has some weapons on offense to move the ball. RD could, could have a better year (TD wise) than he did last year.
Projection: 291 attempts, 1166 yards, 6 TD's
23 receptions, 211 yards, 1 TD
28. Willie Parker, RB- Pittsburgh Steelers
I have my doubts but 1000 yards is no sneeze. If I think he'll get that then he deserves the hig spot. If not, I'm a fool.
Projection: 239 attempts, 1097 yards, 5 TD's
41 receptions, 398 yards, 2 TD's
29. Reggie Wayne, WR- Indianapolis Colts
With Peyton's big year comes Reggie's. Nicest one two punch besides Arizona.
Projection: 88 receptions, 1245 yards, 8 TD's
30. Hines Ward, WR- Pittsburgh Steelers
Big Ben's favorite target. He racks up alot of 10+ catch games. Solid.
Projection: 85 receptions, 1159 yards, 7 TD's
31. Anquan Boldin, WR- Arizona Cardinals
Maybe you think he should be higher but with the addition of Edge that automatically takes the ball out of the receiver's hands by about10 times a game (combined). Plus it's still Kurt Warner.
Projection: 76 receptions, 1069 yards, 6 TD's
32. Jamal Lewis, RB- Baltimore Ravens
Could be a bounceback year for the big guy. I predicted last years debacle but few people listened. One of the more interesting subplots going into this year.
Projections: 239 attemtps, 1053 yards, 6 TD's
29 receptions, 201 yards, 1 TD
33. Chris Chambers, WR- Miami Dolphins
Progressed every year, finally has a QB who can throw deep and makes the sickest one handed grabs ever.
Projections: 81 receptions, 1109 yards, 9 TD's
34. Kevin Jones, RB- Detroit Lions
I think he's going to have a good year. Martz not known for running but Faulk did have his best seasons under Martz offense. Plus Marinelli has some influence there and he likes to bang.
Projection: 219 attempts, 1009 yards, 7 TD's
36 receptions, 291 yards, 2 TD's
35. Roy Williams, WR- Detroit Lions
Same philosophy. Martz effect. Williams one problem was his route running. If he catches on in Martz system he might put up freakish numbers.
Projection: 71 receptions, 1047 yards, 6 TD's
36. Chester Taylor, RB- Minnesota Vikings
Interesting. Could be the Nate Burelson from a year ago or could be the Koren Robinson from a year ago. I like the O-line in Minny and Childress has stated he wants to run alot more than he did in Philly.
Projection: 252 attempts, 1103 yards, 9 Td's
37. Sanatana Moss, WR- Washington Redskins
Hard to dupliacte some of the games he had last year but still a dynamic football player that gets plays called for him often.
Projection: 68 receptions, 1201 yards, 6 TD's
38. Reggie Bush, RB- New Orleans
Deuce is still there but if you have that third RB/WR/TE option to start someone, it would be Bush. Any week he can bust a run for a TD and the projections for him are hard to computate.
Projections: 175 attempts, 923 yards, 10TD's
51 receptions, 455 yards, 3 TD's
39. Plaxico Burress, WR- New York Giants
Deep ball ability, possession receiver skills and Eli's favorite target. Can be moody at times but numbers don't lie.
Projections: 75 receptions, 1094 yards, 7 TD's
40. Antonio Gates, TE- San Diego Chargers
Game breaker at the TE position is a luxury.
Projection: 82 receptions, 911 yards, 10 TD's
41. Darrell Jackson, WR- Seattle Seahawks
#1 receiver on a very good team usually lead to soild numbers. Last year's were good.
Projection: 81 receptions, 1029 yards, 5 TD's
42. Carson Palmer, QB- Cincinnati Bengals
If not for the knee he would have been the third QB but who knows if he will be healthy. By week 3 though he should be fully recovered and ripping it.
Projection: 329 completions/479 attempts, 3697 yards, 27 TD's/11 INT's
43. Eli Manning, QB- New York Giants
Year 3. It will only get better.
Projections: 347 completions/529 attempts, 3756 yards, 24 TD's / 14 INT's
44. Jake Delhomme, QB- Carolina Panthers
Anyone throwing to Steve Smith will have good numbers. And Keyshawn will see the damn ball.
Projections: 301 completions/452 attempts, 3469 yards, 24 TD's / 10 INT's
45. Kurt Warner, QB- Arizona Cardinals
Two words. Larry. Anquan.
Projections: 337 completions/521 attempts, 3826 yards, 21 TD's / 15 INT's
46. Frank Gore, RB- San Francisco 49ers
Barlow is half way out the door, Gore will be the guy here and may do some damage.
Projection: 198 attempts, 912 yards, 8 TD's
26 receptions, 211 yards, 1 TD
47. Daunte Culpepper, QB- Miami Dolphins
Back from injury this guy could be a huge wild card for any fantasy roster. Remember what he did in 2004.
Projection: 311 completions/501 attempts, 3559 yards, 18 TD's / 12 INT's
48. Jake Plummer, QB- Denver Broncos
I don't know if he can duplicate last year but it can't hurt that he's got Javon Walker.
Projection: 289 completions/475 attempts, 3680 yards, 22 TD's / 14 INT's
49. Drew Bledsoe, QB- Dallas Cowboys
Can still sling it and has got TO to go along with TG.
Projection: 336 completions/540 attempts, 3691 yards, 25 TD's / 15 INT's
50. Drew Brees, QB- New Orlean Saints
San Diego is crazy. This guy is bona-fide. Shoulder is just fine.
Projection: 341 completions/501 attempts, 3429 yards, 26 TD's / 14 INT's
Few notes on some sleepers and late gimmies
Javon Walker in Denver
Laurence Maroney could take Dillion's job if he stumbles.
Addai in Indy I would watch
Carolina/Chicago defenses always solid but don't waste a high pick on that, it's silly
Favre....buyer beware. If they stink by mid-season you could see Rodgers.
Chris Brown is doo-doo, stop it.
Westbrook is hurt all the time and is not a full time RB. Don't bother.
Ahman Green, enticing.
Could Lee Evans finally break out and have a year?
Easy with Trent Green too, Herm will be pounding alot more
Watch Mark Clayton in Baltimore, everyone talks about Mason but he can play too
Jervicious in Cleavland, don't even think about it
Carolina/Chicago RB situation is still up in the air. Looks like Foster for CA and Jones for Chi.
Joe Horn, helloooo!!!
Jerry Porter stinks
Shockey, Gonzalez, Heap, Witten, Winslow, Davis.....that is all.
Watch the Braylon show down at the Dogg Pound weekly
Also starring Charlie Frye.......
Enjoy!
1. Larry Johnson, RB- Kansas City Cheifs
Best described as "STUD", Sir Larry was an animal last season by racking up over 1700 yards and 20 TD's. And now since Herman Edwards is the HC I expect a slight increase in those carries (336) . This makes him pick #1.
Projection: 372 attempts, 2100 yards, 25 TD's
48 receptions, 403 yards, 2 TD's
2. Shaun Alexander,RB- Seattle Seahawks
He's not going to duplicate the season he had last year (1880 yds, 27 TD's) but he still will be the second best back in the league. Two reasons why a repeat of 2005 is impossible. One, Steve Hutchinson is gone and two he's on the cover of Madden 2007. Yes I'm supersticious.
Projection: 341 attempts, 1655 yards, 21 TD's
20 receptions, 145 yards, 1 TD
3. Ladanian Tomlinson, RB- San Diego Chargers
I flirted with putting Tiki here because of the QB situation in SD but that may increase Tomlinson's reception numbers. Every rookie or first year starting QB needs a security blanket and we all know that while Gates could be that guy it will most likely be Tomlinson. No backer or secondary man can cover him and it's difficult to double a receiving RB. Alot easier to double the TE position is my point. Stack against the box at will against SD but beware of the HB seam up the middle of the field for 88 and TD.
Projection: 323 attempts, 1509 yards, 17 TD's
69 receptions, 511 yards, 4 TD's
4. Tiki Barber, RB- New York Giants
Continues to be a top 5 back in the league, touches the rock about 1000 times and no longer fumbles. This might be the last year he is in the top 5 as age is slowly creeping up the ladder. But I suspect at least one more phenominal year. Hear are the numbers.
Projection: 312 attempts, 1669 yards, 11 TD's
59 receptions, 531 yards, 3 TD's
5. Rudi Johnson, RB- Cincinnati Bengals
With Palmer likely out the first two weeks or so this guy will be carrying the load. And he can handle it. Over 1400 yards two years straight, and 24 TD's in two full season's. I have an inling that he will increase in each category this year.
Projection: 343 attempts, 1501 yards, 14 TD's
20 receptions, 101 yards, 0 TD's
6. Peyton Manning, QB- Indianapolis Colts
Contrary to how I like to draft (RB's first) if I had the 6th pick and those 4 guys up there were gone. I'd pick Manning. While I don't think he'll duplicate the most retarded year ever (2004, 49TD's) I do think he'll toss more than 30. Espeacially with Edge in the desert. Wayne and Harrison. All day long.
Projection: 357 completions/512 attempts, 4234 yards, 36 TD's/9 picks
7. Ronnie Brown, RB- Miami Dolphins
Ricky is gone. Give this man the rock. He will be a very nice surprise for owners who draft him.
He rushed for 907 yards on just 207 carries. A full year and next year we could be talking bout taking him in the top three. Numbers please.
Projections: 329 attempts, 1491 yards, 14 TD's
51 receptions, 319 yards, 2 TD's
8. Edgerrin James, RB- Arizona Cardinals
Last year in Indy he was an animal. With him gone I expect Peyton's numbers to be better. With him here I expect his numbers to maybe be a bit less. Peyton audibled alot for better running situations and more opportunities. Not so sure he'll match last years attempts (360).
This is why he's 8th and not 5th or 7th.
Projection: 302 attempts, 1269 yards, 15 TD's
48 receptions, 333 yards, 1 TD
9. Clinton Portis, RB- Washington Redskins
Shoulder situation dropped him this low. Otherwise he's be before Rudi and Ronnie. Workhorse back who bounced back from disapointing TD total in 2004. Last year had 11 TD's.
Projection: 356 attempts, 1406 yards, 13 TD's
21 receptions, 219 yards, 1 TD
10. Steven Jackson, RB- St. Louis Rams
He is striaght up licking his chops this season. He wants over 300 carries and he's going to get it. Barring injury he can be a top 5 back just like Ronnie Brown. Here come the young guys.
Projection: 313 attempts, 1434 yards, 12 TD's
41 receptions, 337 yards, 2 TD's
11. Lamont Jordan, RB- Oakland Raiders
Only 272 carries last year. He needs the ball more. Luckily Art Shell will have no choice but to hand the ball off to Jordan. He has no QB. And he has a pretty good offensive line.
Projection: 314 attempts, 1205 yards, 10 TD's
61 receptions, 498 yards, 3 TD's
12. Cadillac Williams, RB- Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Jumped on the scence last year but was slowed by nagging injuries. Let's see if he can handle the load this year.
Projection: 311 attempts, 1266 yards, 10 TD's
55 receptions, 441 yards, 2 TD's
13. Tom Brady, QB- New England Patriots
I think his numbers will be similar to last year's. And if that's the case you got a guy who at the end will have racked up over 300 fantasy points. That's good. One less thing to worry about. At this point the RB's behind him won't be going anywhere. He's the definite second QB that should be taken.
Projection: 310 completions/501 attempts, 4269 yards, 29 TD's/13 INT's
14. Chad Johnson, WR- Cinicinnati Bengals
First receiver that should go. Fuck TO and his maxi pads and no disrepect to Larry Fitz but dude Johnson is MAN. Here come the numbers.
Projection: 109 receptions, 1502 yards, 12 TD's
15. Larry Fitzgerald, WR- Arizona Cardinals
If Chad Johnson were dead he'd be number one receiver. But he's not so he's number two. Similar numbers but with Edge there more plays will be called for the RB position.
Projection: 99 receptions, 1397 yards, 8 TD's
16. Steve Smith, WR- Carolina Panthers
This guy was a animal last year. It won't be duplicated but it will still be a wonderful experience if you own him.
Projection: 90 receptions, 1422 yards, 10 TD's
17. Torry Holt, WR- St. Louis Rams
On some board he's rated the #1 WR. Maybe if Martz was still HC. With wizard gone they will definetely run the ball more and Holt is getting older and older.
Projection: 88 receptions, 1330 yards, 11 TD's
18. Willis McGahee, RB- Buffalo Bills
He may see 350 carries (beware of injury). That's bonuses for leagues who reward over certain amount. Since he is thier entire offense it'll be tough to put up great numbers but he still should have some good games. Would be a great 2nd RB on any roster.
Projection: 341 attempts, 1337 yards, 7 TD's
29 receptions, 256 yards, 1 TD
19. Domanick Davis, RB- Houston Texans
#1 on the depth chart. He should go over 1000 yards this year. That O-Line is still not very good but he's the best player available right now.
Projection: 252 attempts, 1116 yards, 9 TD's
36 receptions, 219 yards, 1 TD
20. Matt Hasselback, QB- Seattle Seahawks
Third QB worth more than any other position player. Always has a solid completion rate, picks are down and he has a great line. Not to mention a guy he can hand the ball off two 20-25 times to take the pressure off him.
Projection: 321 completions/519 attempts, 3892 yards, 24 TD's/11 picks
21. Marvin Harrison, WR- Indianapolis Colts
Peyton's partner in crime. The TD catching machine. Always 80+ receptions, always double digits in TD's. Never hurt.
Projections: 89 receptions, 1191 yards, 13 TD's
22. Julius Jones, RB- Dallas Cowboys
Don't like the fact that Barber III is breathing down his neck but as I mentioned yesterday he seems to be a fumbler and Parcells won't play a fumbler. So Jones it is. Just hope his small body takes the lickings.
Projection: 241 attempts, 1101 yards, 7 TD's
31 receptions, 222 yards, 1 TD's
23. Terrell Owens, WR- Dallas Cowboys
Whatever.
Projections: 77 receptions, 1231 yards, 9 TD's
24. Donald Driver, WR- Green Bay Packers
AKA the only guy Farve trusts. He should see the majority of Brett's throws. This might be the most "under the radar pick people forgot about Driver because GB sucked last year". Know what Im sayin'?
Projection: 86 receptions, 1298 yards, 10 TD's
25. Warrick Dunn, RB- Atlanta Falcons
Emergence of Jerrius Norwood could take away some of Dunn's carries but he no doubt still gets the job done more times than many. Real nice 2nd or 3rd option behind your #1.
Projection: 234 attempts, 1102 yards, 8 TD's
35 receptions, 263 yards, 2 TD's
26. Randy Moss, WR- Oakland Raiders
He could be lower because of Brooks, I'm just respecting his talent by putting him in the top 30.
Projection: 81 receptions, 1306 yards, 6 TD's
27. Reuben Droughns, RB- Cleavland Browns
Surronded by Braylon Edwards and Kellen Winslow Charlie Frye has some weapons on offense to move the ball. RD could, could have a better year (TD wise) than he did last year.
Projection: 291 attempts, 1166 yards, 6 TD's
23 receptions, 211 yards, 1 TD
28. Willie Parker, RB- Pittsburgh Steelers
I have my doubts but 1000 yards is no sneeze. If I think he'll get that then he deserves the hig spot. If not, I'm a fool.
Projection: 239 attempts, 1097 yards, 5 TD's
41 receptions, 398 yards, 2 TD's
29. Reggie Wayne, WR- Indianapolis Colts
With Peyton's big year comes Reggie's. Nicest one two punch besides Arizona.
Projection: 88 receptions, 1245 yards, 8 TD's
30. Hines Ward, WR- Pittsburgh Steelers
Big Ben's favorite target. He racks up alot of 10+ catch games. Solid.
Projection: 85 receptions, 1159 yards, 7 TD's
31. Anquan Boldin, WR- Arizona Cardinals
Maybe you think he should be higher but with the addition of Edge that automatically takes the ball out of the receiver's hands by about10 times a game (combined). Plus it's still Kurt Warner.
Projection: 76 receptions, 1069 yards, 6 TD's
32. Jamal Lewis, RB- Baltimore Ravens
Could be a bounceback year for the big guy. I predicted last years debacle but few people listened. One of the more interesting subplots going into this year.
Projections: 239 attemtps, 1053 yards, 6 TD's
29 receptions, 201 yards, 1 TD
33. Chris Chambers, WR- Miami Dolphins
Progressed every year, finally has a QB who can throw deep and makes the sickest one handed grabs ever.
Projections: 81 receptions, 1109 yards, 9 TD's
34. Kevin Jones, RB- Detroit Lions
I think he's going to have a good year. Martz not known for running but Faulk did have his best seasons under Martz offense. Plus Marinelli has some influence there and he likes to bang.
Projection: 219 attempts, 1009 yards, 7 TD's
36 receptions, 291 yards, 2 TD's
35. Roy Williams, WR- Detroit Lions
Same philosophy. Martz effect. Williams one problem was his route running. If he catches on in Martz system he might put up freakish numbers.
Projection: 71 receptions, 1047 yards, 6 TD's
36. Chester Taylor, RB- Minnesota Vikings
Interesting. Could be the Nate Burelson from a year ago or could be the Koren Robinson from a year ago. I like the O-line in Minny and Childress has stated he wants to run alot more than he did in Philly.
Projection: 252 attempts, 1103 yards, 9 Td's
37. Sanatana Moss, WR- Washington Redskins
Hard to dupliacte some of the games he had last year but still a dynamic football player that gets plays called for him often.
Projection: 68 receptions, 1201 yards, 6 TD's
38. Reggie Bush, RB- New Orleans
Deuce is still there but if you have that third RB/WR/TE option to start someone, it would be Bush. Any week he can bust a run for a TD and the projections for him are hard to computate.
Projections: 175 attempts, 923 yards, 10TD's
51 receptions, 455 yards, 3 TD's
39. Plaxico Burress, WR- New York Giants
Deep ball ability, possession receiver skills and Eli's favorite target. Can be moody at times but numbers don't lie.
Projections: 75 receptions, 1094 yards, 7 TD's
40. Antonio Gates, TE- San Diego Chargers
Game breaker at the TE position is a luxury.
Projection: 82 receptions, 911 yards, 10 TD's
41. Darrell Jackson, WR- Seattle Seahawks
#1 receiver on a very good team usually lead to soild numbers. Last year's were good.
Projection: 81 receptions, 1029 yards, 5 TD's
42. Carson Palmer, QB- Cincinnati Bengals
If not for the knee he would have been the third QB but who knows if he will be healthy. By week 3 though he should be fully recovered and ripping it.
Projection: 329 completions/479 attempts, 3697 yards, 27 TD's/11 INT's
43. Eli Manning, QB- New York Giants
Year 3. It will only get better.
Projections: 347 completions/529 attempts, 3756 yards, 24 TD's / 14 INT's
44. Jake Delhomme, QB- Carolina Panthers
Anyone throwing to Steve Smith will have good numbers. And Keyshawn will see the damn ball.
Projections: 301 completions/452 attempts, 3469 yards, 24 TD's / 10 INT's
45. Kurt Warner, QB- Arizona Cardinals
Two words. Larry. Anquan.
Projections: 337 completions/521 attempts, 3826 yards, 21 TD's / 15 INT's
46. Frank Gore, RB- San Francisco 49ers
Barlow is half way out the door, Gore will be the guy here and may do some damage.
Projection: 198 attempts, 912 yards, 8 TD's
26 receptions, 211 yards, 1 TD
47. Daunte Culpepper, QB- Miami Dolphins
Back from injury this guy could be a huge wild card for any fantasy roster. Remember what he did in 2004.
Projection: 311 completions/501 attempts, 3559 yards, 18 TD's / 12 INT's
48. Jake Plummer, QB- Denver Broncos
I don't know if he can duplicate last year but it can't hurt that he's got Javon Walker.
Projection: 289 completions/475 attempts, 3680 yards, 22 TD's / 14 INT's
49. Drew Bledsoe, QB- Dallas Cowboys
Can still sling it and has got TO to go along with TG.
Projection: 336 completions/540 attempts, 3691 yards, 25 TD's / 15 INT's
50. Drew Brees, QB- New Orlean Saints
San Diego is crazy. This guy is bona-fide. Shoulder is just fine.
Projection: 341 completions/501 attempts, 3429 yards, 26 TD's / 14 INT's
Few notes on some sleepers and late gimmies
Javon Walker in Denver
Laurence Maroney could take Dillion's job if he stumbles.
Addai in Indy I would watch
Carolina/Chicago defenses always solid but don't waste a high pick on that, it's silly
Favre....buyer beware. If they stink by mid-season you could see Rodgers.
Chris Brown is doo-doo, stop it.
Westbrook is hurt all the time and is not a full time RB. Don't bother.
Ahman Green, enticing.
Could Lee Evans finally break out and have a year?
Easy with Trent Green too, Herm will be pounding alot more
Watch Mark Clayton in Baltimore, everyone talks about Mason but he can play too
Jervicious in Cleavland, don't even think about it
Carolina/Chicago RB situation is still up in the air. Looks like Foster for CA and Jones for Chi.
Joe Horn, helloooo!!!
Jerry Porter stinks
Shockey, Gonzalez, Heap, Witten, Winslow, Davis.....that is all.
Watch the Braylon show down at the Dogg Pound weekly
Also starring Charlie Frye.......
Enjoy!
Tuesday, August 15, 2006
Coming To A Theater Near You
Thought I'd peer into the Hollywood crystal ball for a minute. Get a sneak peek into some 2007 titles. Check it out.
Jan 2007
"The Visiting" starring Nicole Kidman
Plot: Kidman discovering that a alien invasion is imminent based on a study that finds a mysterious epidemic that alters the behavior of human beings. Previously entitled "Invasion".
Padrino's Take: First alien movie of 07.
"Rogue" starring Jet Li, Jason Statham
Plot: An FBI agent seeks vengenence on a mysterious assassin who murdered his partner.
Padrino's Take: Should be good. Handsome rob teaming up with Jet Li. I'm in.
Feb 2007
"Young Hannibal: Behind The Mask" starring Gong Li, Rhys Ifans
Plot: Based on the new novel by Thomas Harris involving a young Hannibal Lecter watched his sister get murdered and eaten by hungry soilders in war-torn Lithuania during WWII. It's the fourth book in the series.
Padrino's Take: Seems like they are trying to hard to breathe life into this story. Leave it alone. Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal and Red Dragon was enough.
"Ghost Rider" starring Nicholas Cage, Eva Mendes
Plot: Straight from the comic books. In order to save his dying father, young stunt cyclist Johnny Blaze sells his soul to Mephistopheles and sadly parts from the pure-hearted Roxanne Simpson, the love of his life. Years later, Johnny's path crosses again with Roxanne, now a gogetting reporter, and also with Mephistopheles, who offers to release Johnny's soul if Johnny becomes the fabled, fiery Ghost Rider, a supernatural agent of vengeance and justice. Mephistopheles charges Johnny with defeating the despicable Blackheart, Mephistopheles's nemesis and son, who plans to displace his father and create a new hell even more terrible than the old one.
Padrino's Take: Awsomeness.
_______________________________________________
Not sure what months these are releasing.
Studio's are very vague but here is a list of more for 2007:
(And I'm only listing ones's that I think will be good, great and awesome)
"Grind House" - Tarantino and Rodriguez with another collabo. Horror film.
"Old School 2" - The boys are back, Beanie, Mitch and Frank the Tank
"Harold and Kumar go to Amsterdam" - Harold chases Maria and Kumar experiences the fruit of Amsterdam
"Evan Almighty" - Steve Carrell gets his own vehicle again, this time for re-prising the weather man from Bruce Almighty.
"SpiderMan 3" - I think this is coming out in May. Should be sick. Venom is involved. Which is cool, finally a darkside to spidey.
"Pirates of The Carribean 3" - With the success of the latest, this should be another ticket buster.
"Sin City 2" - Yes!
"Used Guys" - starring Ben Stiller and Jim Carrey....Jay Roach is directing
"Live Free or Die Hard" - John Mclaine comes out of retirement to beat interent based terrorists. Yippe-kay ya motherfucker.
"Transformers" - Awesome 80's cartoon some to the big screen . Planet of Cybertron here we come.
"The Simpsons Movie" - Finally I can die in peace.
"The Bourne Ultimatium" - Last chapter to a very entertaining franchise. Jason Bourne.
"Rush Hour 3" - Really? Lukewarm on this one.
"Knocked Up" - Judd Apatow's follow-up to 40 year old virgin.
Some ridiculous titles coming out that will hopefully fail.
"Ocean's 13"
"Alien vs Predator 2"
"Rocky Balboa"
"Rambo IV"
"Fantastci Four 2"
Pop the corn and get the sno-caps.
Jan 2007
"The Visiting" starring Nicole Kidman
Plot: Kidman discovering that a alien invasion is imminent based on a study that finds a mysterious epidemic that alters the behavior of human beings. Previously entitled "Invasion".
Padrino's Take: First alien movie of 07.
"Rogue" starring Jet Li, Jason Statham
Plot: An FBI agent seeks vengenence on a mysterious assassin who murdered his partner.
Padrino's Take: Should be good. Handsome rob teaming up with Jet Li. I'm in.
Feb 2007
"Young Hannibal: Behind The Mask" starring Gong Li, Rhys Ifans
Plot: Based on the new novel by Thomas Harris involving a young Hannibal Lecter watched his sister get murdered and eaten by hungry soilders in war-torn Lithuania during WWII. It's the fourth book in the series.
Padrino's Take: Seems like they are trying to hard to breathe life into this story. Leave it alone. Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal and Red Dragon was enough.
"Ghost Rider" starring Nicholas Cage, Eva Mendes
Plot: Straight from the comic books. In order to save his dying father, young stunt cyclist Johnny Blaze sells his soul to Mephistopheles and sadly parts from the pure-hearted Roxanne Simpson, the love of his life. Years later, Johnny's path crosses again with Roxanne, now a gogetting reporter, and also with Mephistopheles, who offers to release Johnny's soul if Johnny becomes the fabled, fiery Ghost Rider, a supernatural agent of vengeance and justice. Mephistopheles charges Johnny with defeating the despicable Blackheart, Mephistopheles's nemesis and son, who plans to displace his father and create a new hell even more terrible than the old one.
Padrino's Take: Awsomeness.
_______________________________________________
Not sure what months these are releasing.
Studio's are very vague but here is a list of more for 2007:
(And I'm only listing ones's that I think will be good, great and awesome)
"Grind House" - Tarantino and Rodriguez with another collabo. Horror film.
"Old School 2" - The boys are back, Beanie, Mitch and Frank the Tank
"Harold and Kumar go to Amsterdam" - Harold chases Maria and Kumar experiences the fruit of Amsterdam
"Evan Almighty" - Steve Carrell gets his own vehicle again, this time for re-prising the weather man from Bruce Almighty.
"SpiderMan 3" - I think this is coming out in May. Should be sick. Venom is involved. Which is cool, finally a darkside to spidey.
"Pirates of The Carribean 3" - With the success of the latest, this should be another ticket buster.
"Sin City 2" - Yes!
"Used Guys" - starring Ben Stiller and Jim Carrey....Jay Roach is directing
"Live Free or Die Hard" - John Mclaine comes out of retirement to beat interent based terrorists. Yippe-kay ya motherfucker.
"Transformers" - Awesome 80's cartoon some to the big screen . Planet of Cybertron here we come.
"The Simpsons Movie" - Finally I can die in peace.
"The Bourne Ultimatium" - Last chapter to a very entertaining franchise. Jason Bourne.
"Rush Hour 3" - Really? Lukewarm on this one.
"Knocked Up" - Judd Apatow's follow-up to 40 year old virgin.
Some ridiculous titles coming out that will hopefully fail.
"Ocean's 13"
"Alien vs Predator 2"
"Rocky Balboa"
"Rambo IV"
"Fantastci Four 2"
Pop the corn and get the sno-caps.
Mango Salsa
Few things here....
Pre-season football is dangerous and should only be two games long. And Joe Gibbs knows better so I don't why Portis was still in the game. Espeacially with the load he is expected to carry this season. Dumb.
Leinart welcome to the NFL. I can't wait to see this Hollywood get smacked by a 300lb DT or 250lb flying LB.
Bush. Houston hello!!! Did you see his scamper for 40+ last week?
One week from today. Madden NFL 2007.
Tony Kornheiser, Joe Thiesmann, Mike Tirico. Mute never served a purpose more than now.
Jay Cutler looked really good. Really good for 11M gteed....
Giants own the toughest schedule this season by a landslide.
1st in opponets winning %
1st in games vs teams over .500 and
1st in games vs 2005 playoff teams
-- warrants mentioning
Parcells is making Marion Barber walk around with a football under his arm the entire camp. Bill don't like fumbles.
Waffle Crisps are amazing.
I think flight attendants should be paid alot more than what they get now.
Teachers too.
Pre-season football is dangerous and should only be two games long. And Joe Gibbs knows better so I don't why Portis was still in the game. Espeacially with the load he is expected to carry this season. Dumb.
Leinart welcome to the NFL. I can't wait to see this Hollywood get smacked by a 300lb DT or 250lb flying LB.
Bush. Houston hello!!! Did you see his scamper for 40+ last week?
One week from today. Madden NFL 2007.
Tony Kornheiser, Joe Thiesmann, Mike Tirico. Mute never served a purpose more than now.
Jay Cutler looked really good. Really good for 11M gteed....
Giants own the toughest schedule this season by a landslide.
1st in opponets winning %
1st in games vs teams over .500 and
1st in games vs 2005 playoff teams
-- warrants mentioning
Parcells is making Marion Barber walk around with a football under his arm the entire camp. Bill don't like fumbles.
Waffle Crisps are amazing.
I think flight attendants should be paid alot more than what they get now.
Teachers too.
Friday, August 11, 2006
Madden ---Oh Man.
My Madden boner is beyond huge. Please click the link if you want one too.
http://sports.ign.com/articles/724/724760p1.html
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Mango Salsa (Friday Edition)
I was going to wire a big schpiel (made-up word alert) about air travel and all this terrorist bullshit but decided against it for two reasons.
1. It's Friday
2. It's Friday
Fuck that. I'll let cnn, Drudge, yahoo and all those other media outlets explain to everyone how dangerous and bothersome flying will be from here on out. It sucks. We live in a crazy world during a crazy time. What can you do? When your number is up in the bakery then it's time to go. So is life.
Next week I will post a fantasy football top 50 list including analysis and sleeper picks. Your welcome.
I hate elevator conversators. I posted this on Daily Hater's weekly guest spot. Does anyone else agree? It's the same as the yodel that talks loudly on his cellphone. Same thing. I don't want to hear your conversation. Especially your conversation with another person.
Now I also can't stand it when I'm in the elevator, someone gets on and feels the need to talk to me. Like the weather for instance. Why do you feel the need to talk to me? This conversation is meaningless and has no bearing on life whatsoever. Complete stranger please don't talk to me. I know it's nice outside and I don't care what the weekend weather is going to be because I cannot control it. If I could it would be 80 and sunny every day til I die. So please shut up. Thank you.
And if you think I'm an asshole or not a nice person than maybe your right. I mean does this shit happen to you to? Is it only in NY where people act dumb? Do you just want to crush people' s face in when they rub you the wrong way? Or do something that steps all over your nerves? Or is it me? Hell I think I'm a nice guy. Maybe not.
What about the people that walk up or down the escalator. Last I checked the escalator handles that for you. Oh but your in a rush and you need to save 8 seconds right? Douchebag. I hope you fall down the escalator and get your lower lip caught in the bottom grate.
And to the guys that don't wash their hands after handling their member in the restroom. Your a pig and should get some sort of filthy disease like a yeast infection all over your face. Fucking slobs. One time I walked in the bathroom and it smelled like a dead family of ferrets and this guy emerged from the stall and just walked out the restroom foregoing the chance of cleansing his soiled hands from whatever dead animal came crawling out his ass. Disgusting.
I think I'm done now. Wow. That flowed out of me like a river. Happy thoughts, happy thoughts.
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Another MTV jinx, Travis Barker from Blink 182 and his hot wife are getting divorced after 22 months. The marriage almost lasted as long as the tv show Meet the Barkers.
At least Ozzie and Sharon are still together....but their house burned down and all the children had drug addictions. I consider that a jinx too.
Like the EA Madden cover jinx. It's happened every year, whoever is on the cover this year (Shaun Alexander) better go see a witch doctor or something. Ward off those evil spirits.
Wine: Try this : J. Lhor wine - The Cabernet is stupendous. About $18 a bottle.
The WTC movie came out Wed. and it will probably make alot of money. Maybe more so now that they caught all these other terrorists in London that almost blew up 10 more airliners over the Atlantic. I've written about the WTC movie in the past.
First week back from vaca sucked so I'm looking to re-charge the batteries this weekend.
Stay safe out there and have a nice weekend.
1. It's Friday
2. It's Friday
Fuck that. I'll let cnn, Drudge, yahoo and all those other media outlets explain to everyone how dangerous and bothersome flying will be from here on out. It sucks. We live in a crazy world during a crazy time. What can you do? When your number is up in the bakery then it's time to go. So is life.
Next week I will post a fantasy football top 50 list including analysis and sleeper picks. Your welcome.
I hate elevator conversators. I posted this on Daily Hater's weekly guest spot. Does anyone else agree? It's the same as the yodel that talks loudly on his cellphone. Same thing. I don't want to hear your conversation. Especially your conversation with another person.
Now I also can't stand it when I'm in the elevator, someone gets on and feels the need to talk to me. Like the weather for instance. Why do you feel the need to talk to me? This conversation is meaningless and has no bearing on life whatsoever. Complete stranger please don't talk to me. I know it's nice outside and I don't care what the weekend weather is going to be because I cannot control it. If I could it would be 80 and sunny every day til I die. So please shut up. Thank you.
And if you think I'm an asshole or not a nice person than maybe your right. I mean does this shit happen to you to? Is it only in NY where people act dumb? Do you just want to crush people' s face in when they rub you the wrong way? Or do something that steps all over your nerves? Or is it me? Hell I think I'm a nice guy. Maybe not.
What about the people that walk up or down the escalator. Last I checked the escalator handles that for you. Oh but your in a rush and you need to save 8 seconds right? Douchebag. I hope you fall down the escalator and get your lower lip caught in the bottom grate.
And to the guys that don't wash their hands after handling their member in the restroom. Your a pig and should get some sort of filthy disease like a yeast infection all over your face. Fucking slobs. One time I walked in the bathroom and it smelled like a dead family of ferrets and this guy emerged from the stall and just walked out the restroom foregoing the chance of cleansing his soiled hands from whatever dead animal came crawling out his ass. Disgusting.
I think I'm done now. Wow. That flowed out of me like a river. Happy thoughts, happy thoughts.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Another MTV jinx, Travis Barker from Blink 182 and his hot wife are getting divorced after 22 months. The marriage almost lasted as long as the tv show Meet the Barkers.
At least Ozzie and Sharon are still together....but their house burned down and all the children had drug addictions. I consider that a jinx too.
Like the EA Madden cover jinx. It's happened every year, whoever is on the cover this year (Shaun Alexander) better go see a witch doctor or something. Ward off those evil spirits.
Wine: Try this : J. Lhor wine - The Cabernet is stupendous. About $18 a bottle.
The WTC movie came out Wed. and it will probably make alot of money. Maybe more so now that they caught all these other terrorists in London that almost blew up 10 more airliners over the Atlantic. I've written about the WTC movie in the past.
First week back from vaca sucked so I'm looking to re-charge the batteries this weekend.
Stay safe out there and have a nice weekend.
Thursday, August 10, 2006
Terror Alert, RED.
Anyone read this terror shit!
Holy hell they were gonna do it again, except on a larger scale!
With innovative explosives!
Unbelievable. What balls do these people have.
We should be raining down bombs right now on every suspected terror hotbed.
http://www.cnn.com/
http://www.drudgereport.com/
http://www.yahoo.com/
Holy hell they were gonna do it again, except on a larger scale!
With innovative explosives!
Unbelievable. What balls do these people have.
We should be raining down bombs right now on every suspected terror hotbed.
http://www.cnn.com/
http://www.drudgereport.com/
http://www.yahoo.com/
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