Today sucks.
It's windy and cloudy, looks like it's gonna rain any minute.
My boss called out, so I gotta do all his work plus the work I'm already doing from the Jew (who's out on disability for pissing orange)
My shirt is too tight, I look like a little boy (which is rare cuz I'm normally a good dresser).
The gollum is explaining to me the difference between a polish donut and an American donut.
My computer at work is mysteriously missing files I need to move on with my day.
The Giants lost last night, a game that they should have won.
I need 25 points from Jake Delhomme (QB for Carolina) to win my fantasy match-up this week and if I don't get I'll drop to 2nd place.
Some fat guy stepped on my toe this morning on the train. I think it's broken.
Today just sucks.
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sleep bc the boss aint there. sacrifice gollum. you have a fighting chance with Jake, but a very small one. you shouldve beaten the fat dood, if only to show him how NYC rolls.
dont neva' touch another man's wingtips!
I suggest picking up nearest donut to Gollum and smearing it across his face. To combat shoe fiasco, step on someone's else foot today. Preferably one with a smug expression. I'm gonna do the sun dance so you can feel better. Oh and I forgot. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA on the small shirt.
Sowwee.
this gollum character in unbelievable, does he ever stop, does he ever get sick or tired. seems he likes to annoy with endless vigor
spiff -- like that little bitch from the Ring, "it never stops"
all fucking day
you have no idea
iam- big boss is here, my supe called out
fm- sun dance, ha
oh, and nice small shirt buddy. hah
El P - that sucks if the shirt shrank in the dryer or at the cleaners. If you're like me you know it fit last time and don't realize it until you are half way to work and notice end of the sleeve is not even close to your watch. Then it's too late.
Just try to flex alot today. Maybe Gollum will get scared of the pythons when he notices the sleeves can hardly contain them and leave you alone. Or he will tell you the difference between American biceps and Polish biceps.
martin - it must have shrunk by the bastard cleaners, second time i've worn it...dammit
sss (small shirt syndrom) that's a tough one to deal with, man...what sucks is when you put it on in the morning and think it will be OK, only to be totally piss off and regret not throwing on a diff. shirt in the AM...maybe you can start flexing and one of your buttons will pop off and take out a gollum eye.
this shirt is going in the trash as soon as i get home and the mexican dry cleaner or russian or whoever fucked up my shrt will pay for this (and i dont mean $$) i mean a shitbag on the window or a rock thru the sign
bastards
That fat guy wasn't Ralph Freidgen was it?
no, crass it was eric mangini
As an Iggles fan, I was happy to see the Gints lose ... but I'm holding on to the thinnest of hopes, as the Birds' schedule gets increasingly tough after this week.
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