Friday, January 05, 2007

Roast Beef! Croquetts! Mozzarella Corroza!

Let me tell you bout this magnificent sandwich.
It originates from John's Deli on Stillwell Ave. in Brooklyn.

It's simple yet destructive. It consists of:

FRESH ROAST BEEF
FRESH MOZZARELLA
HOMEMADE GRAVY

The gravy is black. It actually looks like motor oil. The contents get slathered on a fresh baked hero of Italian bread. And then an orgasm happens. The minute you bite it, the minute your mouth experiences this wonderful invention, you are in Pleasuretown. I hope everyone would someday have a chance to eat this. If you don't believe me, here is a review I found.

Village Voice
Best Big Brooklyn Gutbomb- JOHN'S DELI
Nothing in the borough is quite as challenging as the roast beef hero at JOHN'S DELI—masses of warm, pink meat on a crusty hero, topped with melting slices of mozzarella and gobbed with a midnight gravy. Just close your eyes and bite. Hint: Wear something washable. Wednesday, Thursday, and Saturday only. -Robert Sietsema

Here's a picture of it. I devour one weekly.

















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14 comments:

El Padrino said...

dude, you have no clue

i salivate til saturday's

Fairmaiden327 said...

damn that looks good.

ep: call IAM. i wanna know if hes ok.

El Padrino said...

i dont got his phone #

you ok?

Fairmaiden327 said...

yes. fucking cat barfed on my rug TWICE and my living room reeks. ep, when my sis isnt home the cat loses it. i have not slept ONE HOUR.

Fairmaiden327 said...

btw, i emailed IAM at home and on myspace. i saw him on myspace -- maybe 2 days ago, but had nuttin' so didnt say hi. he wrote me like an hour before he left.

Fairmaiden327 said...

thanks for asking.

El Padrino said...

i hate cats
he prolly off the whole week

Fairmaiden327 said...

im def not a cat person. it was horrible ep. and yeah. i saw that motherfucker trolling on myspace shoulda hit him up. have a great weekend.

El Padrino said...

washes down great with a brew, as you can see

The Rev said...

That is beautiful.

I actually wept tears of joy upon seeing the picture.

one day, that sandwich will be mine.

Steph said...

That sounds good but it looks like something a dog would throw up!;)

Anonymous said...

Holy Heart stopper!
~looks in fridge for fixings~
I am strangly hungry now...Thanks!

Anonymous said...

Oh, I gotta have me 5 of those.

Anonymous said...

Oh, I gotta have me 5 of those.