Gollum just told me he buys butter from the villages. I don't know what this means but it makes me want to stab him with an envelope opener.
Today and tomorrow, minimum work will be done as the NCAA tourney kicks off. Easily the best two sports days of the year. If anyone cares I am in several pools. I think Georgetown will win it all.
Mastermind son of a bitch behind the 9/11 attacks
Now if we can only find that rat Bin Laden.........
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show off those stabbing skills, use the plastic env. opener.
You should try stapling the guy to the floor.
I'm all for office murders. Film it for us when you go for it.
I buy butter at a supermarket... like normal people.
I make my butter in a wooden bucket while wearing leiderhousen and braided pig tails.
Would you like King Wolfie to have the Gollum beheaded??
"I make my butter in a wooden bucket while wearing leiderhousen and braided pig tails."
i laughed for an hour
steph- on camrea murder, brillant!
rev- so do i
los- tried already-
wolf- please
I don't eat butter. I use lard.
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