Cell Phone Pics Fridays

Path train entrance to Jersey City.

I hate it. I hate everyone on it and in it.

Leading up the entrance this guy is always there.

His name is "Mr. Outta My Fucking Mind"

Cankles. Hardcore son.

I feel bad for Balding men.

Obsession is a young man's game

Cell phone pic Friday's are back!



Knitters. Never understood them.

Look at these uglies. That's guy is half man half giraffe.

Hilarious wall at Mambo Italiano's Restaurant.

I didn't speak a word of French, six weeks later she was my wife.

I went to this Wedding on Sunday evening. It was a little strange. It was a Jew/Muslim wedding. I thought maybe for a minute the party favors were M-16 rifles but they were not. It went smooth. The dude was a jew. Just to sidetrack for a minute have any of you ever been to a Jew wedding? It's quite entertaining. The circle dance thing is all kinds of hilarity, HALLAH, HALLAH, HALLAH, HAHAHAHAHAHAHALLAAH. And then the chair in the air which is really funny when the groom checks in at 250lbs. Anyway getting back the bride was a Phillipino/Guyanese Muslim. So yeah.

Apparently, love knows no boundaries.
(that's the gayest shit I ever wrote, I must have sex with my wife tonight)

The crowd had towel heads, beanie wearers, philipinos and some white folk like me. So the dance floor was like a bat mitzvah gone bad. Towel head dancing next to a 80 year old Rabbi next to a philipino monk next to a smarmy lawyer next to a trophy wife next to a guy like me.
Strange. Luckily I saw no muslim's kneeling down and praying for if I have I would kicked them with great force and furious anger.

By the way the food was awful. And they gave us this cup filled with what looked to be ice cream yet when we tasted it was clearly not ice cream. It was more like the frozen version of sheet rock.

Also the DJ was terrible, he played like 3 songs with Billie Jean beats???? Four or five of Justin Timberlake's classics (sarcasm) and really cheesy love songs. The one's on those infomercial CD's. Luckily the LIE was backed up and we just missed the ceremony otherwise that would have added an extra half hour of torture.

Once again my wife wore shoes that hurt her feet. This is a phenomenon I will never understand. Why buy the fucking shoe if you can't really walk comfortably in them? Whatever, I don't want to understand.

All in all, decent wedding. If only for the people watching aspect.

Hey, there's only one subject. It's football

You guys smell that?

AHHHH, Football season. Smells gooooodd.

Real gooooodd.

On the horizon bitches, and after last year's Giants run I couldn't be more excited about the season. Do I expect the Giants to repeat? Of course not. But there's something about your team going into a new season the defending champs. Feels good. Like rub and tug good.

I am doing a preview, obviously, but will only post it on LOV. Check on Friday the 29th for that.

Nobody likes the end of summer but shit, if football aint a silver lining I don't know what is.

Good talk.

Where the fuck you been?

Is fucking summer almost over? What the fuck man.

Goddam Bernie Mac was a funny motherfucker.

How many times do you think I can say Fuck in a post?

Is there a record that I can fucking break?

Fucking Shaft too yo.

Michael Fucking Phelps. Wow.

Tropic Thunder looks hilarious, I don't care what those fucking retards say.

I hope this fucking economy heats up soon so I can segue into the Front Office.

That's where the fucking benji's are at. Front motherfuckin Office.

You complete me.

The Dark Knight was legit man. Heath was off the charts. You know it because you wanted him in every scene. Not sure if everyone saw it so I'll mark so from here on out there will be *SPOILERS*

I repeat. I am openly talking about parts in the movie that you may not want to read if you have not yet seen it.



SPOILER ALERT, SPOLIER ALERT.





Now, how can your favorite part not be when he's wearing a nurse's outfit , walking away from a burning hospital wondering when the damn thing will completely blow up? His chicken legs, staggering, mumbling to himself, toying with the detonator. Fucking awesome.

Making the pencil disappear was a nice trick too. The plot in itself was the underlying theme of the movie. Coming to a crossroad in Gotham, whether or not Batman was necessary. The new White Knight, as they were calling Harvey Dent was what Gotham really needed. Not the Dark Knight, who, by choice of not identifying himself cost prominent people their lives. It was a struggle, Gotham never had to deal with such a psychopath. Alfred said it best, "Some men just want to see the world burn". File the Joker as one of those people.

I can't wait to see it again. The bank robbery in the first ten minutes was outstanding.

A third is said to be in the works, Edward Nygma might be played by Johnny Depp. The Penguin is rumored to be Phillip Seymour Hoffman and there is even a rumor of Jolie as Catwoman. Holy shit.