Subway Thoughts

I had to keep my eye on some crazy dude this morning on the train. Kept pacing, kept his hands in his pockets like he had a gun or something. I had my moves down, if he pulled a gun I figured I'd do the drop and roll, pop up forearm shiver to the nose. Chop to the arm hopefully gun would fall, kick it away and hopefully my fellow straphangers would help me detain the guy until police arrive. I always have a plan. Plan B was to use the lady sitting next to me as a human shield. She kept coughing and it was fucking annoying.