Stick it where the sun don't shine

Do you hate it too when people talk in cliche's? I fucking hate that. My list of the worse.

Ahcilles heel : Why don't you just say it's my weakness. "Oh chocolate is my achilles heel". Ok fatty.

Action speaks louder than words : Not unless those words are pronounced through a microphone jackass. Also what if the action was silent action. Like if I had a gun and I used a silencer to shoot you wouldn't that be quieter than me saying I'm going to shoot you? Plus you'd still be alive so that's good.

Grass is always greener : The fuck. Fuck grass. We don't even have grass in Brooklyn.

Grin and bear it : Deal with it. Much better. Swallow your pride. Also better.

Bear down : What's with all these bears and what's wrong with simply saying focus. Really? We need a cliche for one word verbs?

Pass the buck : I know what it means but why would someone pass along money? They should change it to pass the beef, at least beef can mean a problem.

Make heads or tails of it : Just stop it and say you don't know. Dickhead.

Sick as a dog : Is there a scientific fact that says dogs get sick? I had a dog and I don't recall him ever being sick. Like with a cold.