What is about rain that makes people lose their fucking minds? From driving to just walking down a crowded block people just forget how to function. It's fucking amazing. This morning I saw a guy, no lie, walking down the block with an umbrella that had a giant hole in the middle. His face was wet. Yet he still held the umbrella over his head. Normal looking cat too. Had a suit on. The fuck?
People just get dumb when it rains. I love when people board a train and just stop, like right in front of the entrance. UM, HELLO. THERE ARE MORE PEOPLE THAT HAVE TO GET ON THE FUCKING TRAIN. MOVE YOUR ASS. And then when I give them a nice shoulder charge they get all huffy. Bitch move.
The best is the umbrellas. I don't carry an umbrella because umbrellas are for women. All these cowards that are scared of rain they walk with the umbrella like they aren't an obsctruction. Just walking into a crowd with the umbrella not a care in the world if it knocks a guys eye out or if the water from the umbrella pours down onto someones shoulder. Mindless fucks.
Friday, February 25, 2011
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Wednesday, February 23, 2011
Monday, February 21, 2011
Jorge
Remember the presidency is not always about the man but about the events that surrounded the presidency. - Somebody.
President's Day or Washington's birthday is just as patriotic as Veterans Day or Memorial Day or even Independence Day. So watch an hour of the History channel today before you go about your day. Our founding fathers, specifically George, were tremendous thoughtful and smart men.
President's Day or Washington's birthday is just as patriotic as Veterans Day or Memorial Day or even Independence Day. So watch an hour of the History channel today before you go about your day. Our founding fathers, specifically George, were tremendous thoughtful and smart men.
Wednesday, February 16, 2011
Hump Day Hottie of the Week
Not sure if you've ever been inside Brooklyn but you should come.
Brooklyn Decker, SI Swimsuit model hottie.
Brooklyn Decker, SI Swimsuit model hottie.
Tuesday, February 15, 2011
Friday, February 11, 2011
History Questions
My mind races about the silliest things sometimes. Like how people 8000 years ago or less decided that certain things that today we take for granted can be used or were used. Take cotton for example. A staple of the world economy. It grows, like a corn crop. Who the fuck was smart enough to say hey, guys stop eating the cotton that shit is nasty we can weave this shit into fabric and make clothes! The Indians were like fuck that I'd rather walk around naked with just this deer skin covering my sack. God damn meat peepers. Other random things that crossed my mind in regards to the discovery of certain goods/foods.
Who the fuck looked at a cocoa bean and made chocolate out of it. I mean you talk about a genius. You ever see a cocoa bean in it's raw state? Shit is hard to get into. It's wrapped in this giant pod, which inside is a smaller pod, which is encased in a shell which if not warmed to a certain temperture won't come off, then for the chocolate making process needs to be doctored to taste like a sweet confection. There is also a fermentation process that occurs. Sounds like alot of trial and error before someone made a chocolate bar out of this fickle seed.
Same thing with wine. Did you know wine making dates back to the Egyptians? Like 10,000 years ago. Sick right?
Serious, who is the wiseguy that looked at a shrimp and ate it? If I didn't know any better the shrimp looks like a swimming cockroach. I'm sure the dude ate it raw at first and was like man this is nasty. Or a lobster, looks like a damn monster down there. Or a clam, I'd suspect a clam was just a rock. I would never think to open it and eat whatever the hell that is.
Tobacco, who smoked it first. I wonder if they ate the leaves for like 2 years before one day it accidentally caught on fire and then bam, smoked it. A tobacco salad for lunch maybe?
Who tasted the good that bees left behind? If I saw an insect secreting some goo I wouldn't taste it. But I'm glad someone in ancient Egypt did because I love honey.
I mean sex? Man looks at penis, lady looks at her non penis thing. Man sticks penis in the hole. Man and woman experience euphoria. 9 months later a tiny man or lady drops from hole.
Most of these things date back to the thousand of years B.C. It could be that this period was the worlds most advanced if you think of what they were able to do with the raw land and the buildings, the politics and the communities or empires they were able to build. Ancient Egyptians, Romans, Greeks, etc. Mummificiation, bread making, wine making, linguistics, paintings, hunting, "congressional hearings", republics, laws, sport and kingdoms. I mean this is fascinating stuff. Forget our founding fathers, I read about them enough. They had nothing on whoever thought to make wine, have sex for pleasure and have sword fights in front of thousands of people.
Who the fuck looked at a cocoa bean and made chocolate out of it. I mean you talk about a genius. You ever see a cocoa bean in it's raw state? Shit is hard to get into. It's wrapped in this giant pod, which inside is a smaller pod, which is encased in a shell which if not warmed to a certain temperture won't come off, then for the chocolate making process needs to be doctored to taste like a sweet confection. There is also a fermentation process that occurs. Sounds like alot of trial and error before someone made a chocolate bar out of this fickle seed.
Same thing with wine. Did you know wine making dates back to the Egyptians? Like 10,000 years ago. Sick right?
Serious, who is the wiseguy that looked at a shrimp and ate it? If I didn't know any better the shrimp looks like a swimming cockroach. I'm sure the dude ate it raw at first and was like man this is nasty. Or a lobster, looks like a damn monster down there. Or a clam, I'd suspect a clam was just a rock. I would never think to open it and eat whatever the hell that is.
Tobacco, who smoked it first. I wonder if they ate the leaves for like 2 years before one day it accidentally caught on fire and then bam, smoked it. A tobacco salad for lunch maybe?
Who tasted the good that bees left behind? If I saw an insect secreting some goo I wouldn't taste it. But I'm glad someone in ancient Egypt did because I love honey.
I mean sex? Man looks at penis, lady looks at her non penis thing. Man sticks penis in the hole. Man and woman experience euphoria. 9 months later a tiny man or lady drops from hole.
Most of these things date back to the thousand of years B.C. It could be that this period was the worlds most advanced if you think of what they were able to do with the raw land and the buildings, the politics and the communities or empires they were able to build. Ancient Egyptians, Romans, Greeks, etc. Mummificiation, bread making, wine making, linguistics, paintings, hunting, "congressional hearings", republics, laws, sport and kingdoms. I mean this is fascinating stuff. Forget our founding fathers, I read about them enough. They had nothing on whoever thought to make wine, have sex for pleasure and have sword fights in front of thousands of people.
Wednesday, February 09, 2011
Hump Day Woman of the Week
Hump Day Woman of the Week.
Natalie Zea, playing Winona Hawkins on FX's new smash hit Justified. Plays the ex-wife, sexy ex-wife of US Marshal Raylan Givens. What a sneaky hot lil bitch.
Natalie Zea, playing Winona Hawkins on FX's new smash hit Justified. Plays the ex-wife, sexy ex-wife of US Marshal Raylan Givens. What a sneaky hot lil bitch.
AAPL
What you are looking at is a simple chart of Apple stock. It's a 5 year chart that takes us up to today. Basically since late 2009 you've seen this stock climb to astronomical prices. Today it's trading at 358.82 (at this time) and to me there is no end in sight. This company is the most valued in the world. In the world. I could see this stock easily in the mid 400's by the summer/fall and possibly into the 500 range on 2012. There is no stopping this stock. Not even the health of the CEO Steve Jobs, who is clearly battling some sort of agreessive cancer in one or maybe two of his key internal organs. The product line is so strong, so valuable there isn't a ceiling for a company like this. The only way this stops is from some sort of catastrophe like an accounting scandal or the worlds end. If you can afford it. Buy it.
More stats.
More stats.
Friday, February 04, 2011
Super Bowl Sunday
I was going to write about rising commodity prices today but fuck that it's the Friday before the Super Bowl so I have to start letting my brain relax and prepare for food alcohol comsumption.
One word.
WINGS.
Rooting for the Packers. Screw Pittsburgh. Went to Green Bay almost 4 years ago and it was a blast. Great team, tons of history, awesome town and good people. Wisconsin is alright with me.
One word.
WINGS.
Rooting for the Packers. Screw Pittsburgh. Went to Green Bay almost 4 years ago and it was a blast. Great team, tons of history, awesome town and good people. Wisconsin is alright with me.
Wednesday, February 02, 2011
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