Do you ever "bop your baloney"?

Man vacation was awesome. We had a great time.

I went snorkeling, saw some of the most beautiful fish and reefs I ever saw. Tried to catch a lobster, picked up a Conch shell but something was living in it ( a conch I guess) and chased what looked like a grouper. Incredible.

Drank my face off, ate my ass off and chilled my balls off.

The food was very good and non-stop. I took some incredible craps while there ( I do some of my best work on vacation ). I drank mudslides, pina colada's, daquiri's, bahma mama's, margartita's, beers, wine, jack daniels, johnnie walker black, kahula, miami vice's, rattlesnake shots and did I mention beer?

Bask.

When we first got in the room. She was pumped.

I mean there's cute, and then there is this. Unreal. I made that.

The pool waterfalls.

Me and the kid chillin in the pool

Beach.

Frolicking in beach.

Kid in the beach.

View of beach from pool area.

Kid loved the sand the most. I love this shot.

Sunset.

We sunk one of this about 150 yards out.

More Sunset.

When I was a boy, just about every summer we'd take a vacation. And you know, in 18 years, we never had fun.

Long overdue. I'm just spent. Vacation has come just at the right time. If you don't know what I am referring too let me refresh your memory. I am going here on sunday.

Giddy the fuck up!

It's a big family vacation, 13 of us to be exact. So I called ahead to Beaches to warn them. I hope my little girl does ok with the flight. That's my only concern. Other than that I leave my concerns, issues, stresses and bills at home. For a week.

See ya when I get back. July 14th to be exact. Have a Happy 4th.

Oh my God, I'm getting pulled over. Everyone, just... pretend to be normal.

There is this guy, we call him Foghorn Leghorn. He works in the P&S department (Purshase and Sales). We call him Foghorn Leghorn because he only has one voice decible and that voice decible is fucking too loud for normal conversation. Hey foghorn, your at a 10, we could use you at a 2 bro. Serious. Stop fucking screaming. The guy your talking to is sitting right next to you. Your wife is probably a descendent of Hellen Keller. You are talking too loud and I want to throw you down a spiked flight of stairs. I understand equal employer rights but I was not aware that we hired retards. Shut the fuck up.

Thank you for your time and patience. I need this outlet.

What do you think is more exciting , having sex or boosting cars?

I have a tattoo on my arm with a cross and a scroll wrapped around it. It says R.I.P Dad. When I wear polo's too work it sometimes peeks out from beneath the sleeve. And when people see it they ask if they can see the whole thing. When I show them sometimes they ask ridiculous questions. Today the following was an example of that

This is a real conversation:

Queer office guy who was born in San Francisco and likes ham and pineapple on his pizza says:
"Hey I notice you have a tattoo, what is it"

Me: "It's a cross."

Queer office guy who was born in San Francisco and likes ham and pineapple on his pizza says:
"Can I see it?"

Me: "Um, sure" (pulls up sleeve to show tattoo)

Queer office guy who was born in San Francisco and likes ham and pineapple on his pizza says:
"Oh my gosh, your father died?"

(Fake answer) Me: "No, just got it in advance so when he does I don't have to get a tattoo that says he did."

(Real answer) Me: "Yup."

Queer office guy who was born in San Francisco and likes ham and pineapple on his pizza says:
"Jeez, sorry to hear that. Must have been awful. It is a nice cross though".

(Fake answer) Me: *Forearm shiver to the nose*

(Real answer) Me: "Yea thanks"

The end.


This is painful place to be. I hate 87% of the people here. And no it's not me.

Believe me.

Hi. Welcome to the future. San Dimas, California, 2688

RIP Mr. Carlin. I thought you were a funny bastard. Make sure you complain all the way up those stairs.

It's easier to pull the trigger than play guitar. Easier to destroy than create.

I have a terriffic tequilla shrimp recipe I think I should share. I first had this sort of dish in Cabo San Lucas Mexico at Cabo Wabo. Sammy Haggar's joint. This recipe is not exactly that dish but a bit similar to what I remember.

Figure about 2 pounds of shrimp, peeled/deveined....

Marinade: 2 shallots, 2 cloves of garlic, salt, pepper, olive oil, fresh lime juice, cumin, cayenne pepper and of course the main attraction, Tequilla.

I'm bad with measurements so bear with me. Be liberal with the S&P, go about 8 shakes of the Cumin, I'd say about a half of a cup of the Olive Oil, and a little less that a half of a cup of the Tequilla. Oh and the juice of 2 limes. If the first lime is real juicy that would be enough. Use the Cayenne to your liking. I go about 6 shakes because I'm gangsta but that's just me.

Easiest way is to skewer up the shrimp (if using wood skewers be sure to soak them in water first) . Then pour the marinade over the shrimp and refrigerate for about an hour or two. Then grill. Then eat. Preferably with a beer or margarita if that's your thing.

Then while your eating them, remove your pants and do a dance.
Just kidding. But whoever does this and proves it with a picture or video gets something in the mail from me. Cuz that would be hilarious.

So you lie to yourself to be happy. There's nothing wrong with that. We all do it.

Funerals suck.

I was thinking, you know those people that dig the graves? Essentially known as Gravediggers. What kind of job is that? Who signs up for that shit? Morticians too. I know they must take pride in making the deceased look decent for the family but these people must be missing a part of thier brain that we have. Just creeps me the fuck out.

I'll say one thing about Funeral Directors. All day seeing families in mourning and all day dealing with burials and what not they must get off of work and really enjoy thier downtime/social life. I could see that being a plus. I mean really enjoy being out of work. You know what I'm sayin?

Mints are key. Just as important as strategically placed tissue boxes.

I think when I go I would want a video montage of myself played. I would also like Mr. Met to pay his respects, a live cabaret band, a pit of snakes and a fully stocked bar for my mourners. In addition no tears are allowed. If you cry, you get thrown out DJ Jazzy Jeff style. Fuck that. Life is sad enough. Deaths should be happy.

Oh El Pad died? Fucking A man I hope they have Wild Turkey cuz I'm getting fucked up at his funeral.

In other words what I'm sayin is, weddings should be like funerals and funerals like weddings. We got them all backwards. Agree?

I'm dying, how are you?

So two weeks after my godmother suffers a double stroke my godfather was found dead in bed yesterday morning. Apparentely his heart just stopped at some point through the night. Over the years he had a few neck surgeries to correct some degenrative disks and other junk. He dealt with alot of pain over the years and took alot of heavy medication. I'm guessing this all took a toll on the ticker at some point and it had enough. Either way it was sudden. He was only 49. So that sucks. I just feel for my grandma. She has buried two sons (other one was my father) and lost her husband (my grandfather) to cancer a little over two years ago. She's a tough woman though so hopefully she'll be ok. I can't live without some of her food anyway so she has no choice but to stick around.

Thanks for any well wishes ahead of time, I will be back early next week.

I don't train girls.

It's hot. I normally don't complain about summer temps because I enjoy them but it's a different type of hot sometimes. It's all because of the Humidity. When it's 97 degrees with 83% humidity it's fucking insanely hot. Like your dripping in places you didn't think produced sweat. And when your amongst 10,000,000,000,000 other people on the trains or walking in the street it just seems worse. That's my rag statement of the day.

Dubai man. They are really flushed with cash. See them building all that shit. The tallest hotel, the tallest building, man made island communities, giant office buildings...etc. Shit. I shoulda been an Oil monger.

I really hate when someone talks to me when I'm peeing. Especially a stranger.

New IPHONE, price a little lower. Maybe I'll bite.

Every man... every man has to go through hell to reach paradise.

Good thing I don't act on impulse and good thing we have laws and good thing I'm deathly afraid of prison. Because this place would be burned to the ground and the Gollum would get two to the head.

I swear my boss is lost sometimes. I can't wait to sit in a office, collect a six figure salary, take 74 days off throughout the year, and delegate work to minions beneath me. What a life.
Then come out and ask elementary questions. Or look puzzled when I speak of our procedures.

Does anyone have a routine in the morning? I gotta get back to one. It's so heltah skeltah sometimes. I need to throw a little excercise in my day somewhere. It's hard though. Your whole life changes with the kid so you have to adjust to her little life first then yours. Doable though, just takes some thought and execution. And dedication, to which I have none.

A diet would be nice too. I will make my own. I am not a sheep.

Cheesepie is delicious.

Every once in awhile a good ol-fashioned Hershey bar does the trick.

With almonds of course........

Transportation by ferry is the way to go. I am still trying to figure out how I can make this happen. 3 trains, mind blowing crowds, and long walks are really taking a toll on me. Mentally.

When someone goes by initials as names I like to guess what those initials stand for. It's fun. Like I work with this guy E.J. and yes he still calls himself E.J. so I wonder what E.J. means.
I've narrowed it down to Edward James and Elisha Jonathan.

It's a little over year since my Lasik surgery. God bless it.

I picked a helluva day to quit drinkin'.

Have a nice weekend I don't feel like writing. I'm tired. My kid is sick and doesn't sleep.

And Sarah Jessica Parker is fucking ugly. What the fuck?

There's a big snake in the plane, Jock.

As Memorial Day weekend is upon us I have to offer up another tasty BBQ recipe because I know you all used last year's Rib recipe and enjoyed it. I am a crowd pleaser.

El Pad Burgers
1 pound of 80% lean ground beef, anything more won't yield any juicy-nesssssss
Coat meat with the following (I don't use measurements)

Sea Salt, Ground Pepper, Garlic Powder, Oregano.

Take both hands and cup them together. Then pour Pecorino Romano (grated) in your hands. Mix into meat along with a handful of dried basil, dried parsley and crushed red pepper.

Then add a splash of Worcestershire sauce.

Form meat into patties.

Grill.

Open beer.

Enjoy.

Simple burgers with ordinary ingredients. I hate is when Burgers are subject to a ridiculous amount of ingredients that don't matter. If your an onion fan, finely chop two onions and mix it into the meat. These can also be wrapped with bacon. If you wish.

Have a nice weekend.

Well, I've gotta go. I've got a government job to abuse, and a lonely wife to fuck.

The Economy is really bad. The news is fucking depressing. I'm lucky I have a job in the industry I'm in. I mean even a gallon of milk has doubled in price. What the fuck.

Enough about that. You can read about the bad economy elsewhere. You come here for levity so let me provide you some.

Overweight boys getting breast reduction surgeries

Yikes. Chips and donuts, donuts and chips.

I don't eat bad but I don't eat great either. I love vegetables, whole wheat products for the most part are ok, lean meats are normally on my menu, I grill an awful lot and I only drink beer 5 or 6 times a week. What?

I can seriously eat pizza everyday and never, ever get tired of it.

I really want to open my own restaurant. The menu would be so kick ass I would always have a packed house. I know it.

Is anyone a germ freak? Like your in a bar or at a restaurant and you think of all the techniques the bartender uses and the waiter uses or the chef....and most of them are touching everything? See I dont give a shit but do you?

Kill a few people, they call you a murderer. Kill a million and you're a conqueror.

My entrepeneur spirit is kicking in again. I'm hellbent on getting a business started. I want to be my own boss one day soon. I got so many ideas just not enough resources to get them off the ground. Sad.

On a different note. Where the fuck are we going to put all these people? Is it me or is this country overpopulated and growing by the second. We need to adopt 5 more states. And drag them closer so people would live there, maybe stick them in the Gulf since no one care about that region. Holy shit man.

I really miss midtown. Jersey City really sucks balls.

80's music is awesomely bad


People that wear Marlboro gear from using their Marlboro miles really crack me up.

Those bastards - they poisoned the pizza! Sal - you didn't eat any pizza?

Spumoni Gardens review from Slice.com (one of my favorite sites)

So this is the joint. Been going here sine birth, no lie.
Great pizzeria, good restaurant, the best Spumoni.
It's famous for the sicilian pizza, pictured below.

Knives and stabbing weapons.

No more cell phone pic posts til El Pad gets another phone. He smashed it Sat night after a small, minor argument with a family member.

The stop smoking ad campaign sometimes is quite frightening. First they shoved this fat spanish guy with a hole in his neck in our face and now plastered on ad's everywhere is this lady who holds up her two hands and missing are pieces of 8 fingers. Appetizing on a morning subway ride for sure.

Rocky Balboa was awful. Stop it rev.

Seriously oil is $120 a barrel when numbers indicate it could/should be as low as $65 a barrel. We are being duped.

Cheap sunglasses > designer sunglasses

Bed, Bath and Beyond. My question is, beyond what? What is beyond? What does this even mean? I get angry when I see these stores. Does that mean they sell couches? Cuz that's beyond a bath? I'm confused and angry about this. Stupid fucking name.
At least in Linens and Things you know your getting "Things" as opposed "Beyonds". Fuck you.

There's a monster outside my room, can I have a glass of water?

I tried to post on Friday, the pics weren't loading. Blogger had it's period.

Anyhoo I was in Florida until Monday night. Had a wedding.
The plane flight home was a wreck. Weather related delays, end of passover, jews everywhere, rocky flight, two kids behind me puked, jetblue tv didn't work, hungry, taxi cab line long.
Fucking sucked.

But I am on vacation this week so that's cool.

This is an update. Be right back.

AK-47. The very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfucker in the room, accept no substitutes.

On the way home yesterday I got to thinking about something.

You know those rides in Disney like It's A Small World or Pirates of the Caribbean? Where you board a slow moving vehicle of some sort and enter a dark cave or even Space Mountain, the first 3 seconds of that ride where you just embark into what seems like a black hole. Ok now picture this.

Picture that your in this vehicle right, slow moving towards a dark hole. Ok. You with me?

Now, let's pretend this "dark hole" is the asshole of a Rhinoceros. So your inside the asshole of a Rhino. Now sniff.

This is what the subway car I was on last night smelled like. I am not claiming to be an expert on the asshole scent of a Rhino but my imagination tells me it would be a vile, putrid scent that only other Rhino's would be able to stand. And since I am not a Rhino I could not stand it.

I hope whatever or whoever was behind that awful, awful smell dies a thousand deaths.

The Lord of Hosts will do battle for us. Behold his mighty hand.

This was the coolest thing ever.
Pope blesses Ground Zero

You mean that Disneyland mookfest out there?

At the dinner I attended last night the guy to my left (2nd guy)

looks like Paul Berra (wwf). Does he not?

My beer on the urinal at the Nets game Tuesday night.

This is what I call babysitting.

Some sweet peppers.....mmmm.

How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss?

Met game last night.

Citifield is taking shape nicely.

My local Sporting Goods haven.

Grape tomoatoes, sautee with garlic and olvie oil.

Sautee chicken with olive oil and sicilian crakced olives.

Combine once chicken is 3/4 done.

Add pasta. Mangia!

Once you are able to kill mentally, the physical part will be easy.

Airlines ignoring safety inspections and flying planes that need maintenence is fucking disgusting.
China men are ruining the Olympics before they even start.

Scaffolding kills business.

Ever feel like there isn't enough time in the day?

Anyone familiar with Jeff Buckley. I'm gonna check out some of his tunes. I really digged that Hallelujah version he did which was covered by an American Idol contestant a couple of weeks ago.

Oh so there is this guy that always sit's in our "eating area" at around 3pm everyday and eats a snack. I notice that he is always eating something real healthy or just healthy. Today it was an orange. I'm mentioning this because I have great hate for this guy for one simple reason. He wears light blue pants once every week. I mean these fuckers are periwinkle. He looks ridiculous and they are highwaters to boot. It fucking pisses me off. Also he's a free loading ass bag. Because whenever there is "leftover" food from a meeting or function he's right there sniffing around. People like this bother me. I bethcha he is one of those Freegans.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left

My Likka. That's Johnnie Walker Gold, Green, Blue
(box behind the green) and The Glenlivet.
Complete with two Glenlivet glasses and a small Patron leading the way.

Beef Empenadas (homeade) with a ice cold Corona.

How gangsta is my daughter with a Burberry diaper bag?

You and I both know I'm a phenomenal dancer!

If I planned my wedding it'd look like this....

Ceremony:
(Groom has on shorts and a tshirt, Bride is a white cocktail dress, short preferably) :
Everyone is there, cue the Bride music, let here have her moment.
Yes, yes. Make out.

Done, head to the bridal suite for two hours (20 minutes tops) of straight up monkey sex.

Cocktail hour (2 hours):

Scenary:
As people walk into the room they are handed a shot of Jack Daniels or Tequilla. Your choice. Whoever doesn't take one will immediately be thrown out. Frank Sinatra blares in the background. On a theater size screen, a slideshow of the greatest moments in sports roll.

Booze:
Vodka Ice fountain. Jack Daniels barrel with tap. 10 beers on tap, the rest of the selection in bottles, 30 total to choose from. Wine tasting area. Full bar stocked with top shelf liquors.

Food:
Pig, roasted for 12 hours on a spit over a hot fire. Served with black beans and fried Yuca.

Benihana station. You know the deal.

Taco bar, complete with a sombrero wearing server.

The Grill, an open grill with 7 choice of steaks. You choose the steak, the guy (Bobby Flay, if he's available) grills it to your liking (well done orders frowned upon).
Steak choices: Filet Mignon, NY Strip, Porterhouse, Skirt Steak, Sirloin, Ribeye, & Flank.

Pizza. Wood oven, neopalitan style only.

Antipasto. Cold. Has many salted meats, cheeses, olives, salads you can possibly imagine.

Sampler station. Wings, skins, mini burgers, etc.

The Party:
Shuffle crowd into the party room, make sure everyone is seated. DJ will introduce the bridal party to T.I's bring em out, then me and my bride will come out to the chicago bulls entrance theme with low high fives on one side finished off with a chest bump for the best man. Best man will make his spiel, limited to one minute and must include at least three curse words. Me and bride will then dance the Tango.

Once we finish the party will begin. 3 straight hours of dancing to music. The wait staff will not be serving any food but they will act as personal bartneders. They are to fetch any and all orders of booze for my guests. The tables will not have any table clothes on them and there will be no flowers. Hanging from the walls will be movie posters, SI swimsuit covers and pennants.

After Party:
Guests will be ushered back into the cocktail hour room for an hour while the party room gets turned into a casino. The same food served earlier will again be served at that time.

Casino will include blackjack, no limit hold em, three card poker, roulette, craps and war. That's right war motherfuckers. All money won and lost is real. Those same waiters will again be turned into cocktail waiters/waitresses. The casino will close at sunrise.

Cabs and buses will be deployed to get everyone home safely. Thank you for coming out, god bless and good night.

Oh, how cute, she sleeps with her gun under her pillow too.

Cell Phone Pic Friday's is back after a one week hiatus. And it does not disappoint!

Filet Mignon, done right. Sumtin bout raw meat hitting a open flame.

Gives me a bit of a chubby when I think of it actually.

Sopresseta, Ham, Fresh Mozz on a hero. Word.

I have a terrible feeling if I needed this device it would fail.

Nothing but Chinese people on the rails.

The alien sleeping on the right was scary and filthy.

The Big Board at Reynaldo's 2008 Baseball Fantasy draft @ the Salty dog bar.

I like my team.

I'm tapped out Marv. American Express' got a hit man lookin' for me

Picture this.

Take the population of a large US City. Imagine those people going to the same bank, at the same time, to withdraw money. What would you think happens next? If you guessed that the bank would run out of money you are today's grand winner.

The above scenario is exactly what happened to Bear Stearns.
Well, in easy terms that is what happened. In a more detailed financial terminology read on.

Bear invested a great deal in subprime mortages and mortgage backed securities. Too things alike. Maybe a little too much. After it's two biggest hedge funds hemorrhaged they were forced to bail them out with a huge loan up to 3.2 billion. The hedge funds lost everything and were subsequently shut down. Jobs were lost, people sued. The firm lost 61% of their profits starting a chain reaction of bad news from that point on (S&P cut their ratings, liquidity questions, write-downs, etc). After writing down 1.2billion in subprime losses Bear reported a loss in the fourth quarter for the first time EVER. Just about three weeks ago liquidity issues dogged them to the point where every loan Bear had taken out were being called back for payment (my bank example). Bear went from having a cash reserve of 18 billion on Tuesday to Zero on Friday.

In steps in the Federal Government. The Fed was due to open up lending to brokerage firms and investment banks to prevent this from happening but weren't planning on doing so until March 28th. Bear needed it now. Jp Morgan Chase came to the fed to act as a liaison (banks can use the Fed window whenever) between Bear and themselves. From that a takeover bid was drawn up after Jp Morgan rescued them with a 28 day emergency loan. Initially the bank offered them $2 a share in a all-stock deal but that was rebuffed, and rightfully so, and changed to $10 a share. Still peanuts for a top 5 firm that had it's stock trading above $100 most of 2007. Either way it was a sad demise for a financial institution that has been standing for the past 85 years. This story is not over.

Personally, I hope the employees end up gaining something in all of this but it's hard to realistically think they will. Most takeover bids result in massive layoffs. Imagine being at a place 20+ years and saving money in a 401K, and imagine you own company stock or get paid in stock options. Imagine going to bed one day with a cool million in the bank to retire with and waking up with a not so cool hundred thousand that you'll use the first couple months of retirement. Sad.

He knew the risks, he didn't have to be there. It rains... you get wet

So mom was here....dropped her off at the airport on Sunday morning.
Me and Mom have had an up and down relationship but now it seems as if we are cool.
She was a great mother for the first 15 years of my life. Then Pops died and let's just say people grieve in their own way. Her way was counter productive to parenting skills for a teenager.
WATER under the bridge as they say.

I'm a better man for it. Had to grow up alot quicker than most kids.
Selling weed helped of course. But hey a entrepenuer is a entrepenuer no matter what your entrepenauring. If that makes sense. Maybe If I had some direction in my life I wouldn't have been selling weed. No blame though.

Life is a long winding road, a marathon if you will. Life is the opposite of short. I hate that saying. Life is short for a bumble bee not a human. I think the only living creature that lives longer than a human is a tortoise. I did not look that up but believe it's true.

Things get in your way, you gotta duck and move. You need your head on a swivel at all times. If life were short I should be dead.

So Easter was nice. Here are some pics.

One of my favorite wines in the world.

Leg of Lamb on the grill.

Seeing a man die isn't enough for you, you gotta be close enough to smell his nuts cook?

I'm so busy at work it's a crime. I got so much shit to say too. Sucks.
I lie and bed thinking of things and I want to get them on paper (blog).
But by the time comes around I don't have the time.

Whining is fun.

Either way here's a couple of thoughts.

Broken leg of lamb on Sunday. Grilled, 2 hours, 250 degrees.
Rosemary, Garlic, Lemon, Salt, Pepper, Olive Oil, pinch of Parsley.
Magnifico.

Bear Stearns. I'll have a lengthy post on this shortly. Still trying to wrap my head around it.

Barack, Barack, Barack. Too many issues concercing religion and race. I'm afraid you just won't make it. McCain 2008! Cuz Hillary wouldn't win a pretty pig contest even if all three judges were Porky, Ms. Piggy, & Wilbur.

My baseball fantasy draft is tonight. I'm pumped.

I'm off til Monday. Hooray.

Olive Garden sucks ass. And you all know it.
Rev back me on this. The food is terrible and not even authentic Italian cusine.

Anal Fissures sound terrible.

George Carlin's new stand act on HBO is funny, as usual.

Happy Easter if I don't hear from you cats.

Try as they will, and try as they might, who steals me gold won't live through the night.

Get drunk and puke. Amateurs.

How did I fail women's studies? I love bitches!

This used to be my playground......


My schoolyard. P.S 238, I have fond memories.
I knew every nook and cranny bout this school. Went there from K-8th grade.
It was a rare, most schools go K-5 then you go to a junior high school but not this one.

Freedom is not free, that it comes with the highest of sacrifices. The price of blood.

I like it when people bust they ass on black ice.

To answer Los, Trop is solid now. However the WEST Tower is atrocious. Try and avoid it.
Stay in the new Havana one if you can.

Moving on....

Where the fuck is our government? I mean the economy is in SHAMBLES and all he (they) can say is let's wait for the stimulus package to work. Um dude(s). That's like $1200 MAX. Unless the stimulus package is in Euros it's worthless. OK so I get free rent for one month. Whipty Damn Do. I'll tell you one place I ain't going with that $1200, the mall.
So you'll get no stimulus from me.

And for you oil leeches out there. Let me tell you something. The world has plenty of oil. It should not be $3.50 a gallon with the possibility of $4.00 for the summer months. It just should not. How can the government allow this price gauging to continue? It has to be regulated somewhere along the (pipe)line.

You guys should read up on our new president, McCain. His POW story is fucking crazy.

Locally our Tap water supply is filled with RX drugs. So there's that.

Cafeteria food is usually not good. I wonder why. Maybe they buy inferior ingredients.

I've got everyone hooked on Nerds Jelly beans. They should send me some freebies.

Al Gore was exposed as a fraud. Excellent news.

I may already be dead, just not typed.

Chinese people love carrying shit in red bags.

The fountain in Tropicana.

A boob.

I feel like Buckner walking back into Shea

AC round up:

Gambling.
Drinking.
Partying.

All executed excessively.

$500
Screwdrivers
#28, #33, #10 in Roulette
Jack Daniels
Grey Goose
Scotch
Dancing
Hip-Hop music
Free breakfast
Cafe Roma
No Limit Texas Hold Em
Ace, Jack suited
The Queens
Cowboys
Pocket Rockets
Linh crushed me in Blackjack
Three card poker
Monopoly nickel slots
26,176 pennies = $261.76
Coffee, soda, tea
Whiskey Sour
Complimentary
New shoes
The Mall at Ceasars?
Free
Jitney
58th floor
Cigarettes
hoochies
Carmine's
Peroni
feathered chicken wings
henieken pitchers
rain storm
fake winnie pooh blanket
gelato
taxi

i think that covers everything.

If I let you go, think you can fly?

On Path train from New Jersey going under what should be the Twin Towers. This is from under the ramp that leads down into the Pit (both pics)

The total package. Complete with the London Fog raincoat.

One of the Trinity Church's graveyard on Broadway. Some of those tombstone's are so old the name engravements have worn off. There are famous people buried there.

Fucking Taxi almost took me out.

I'm not sure I wanna be hanging out with a guy who noticed a crease in my pants

I fucking hate Jersey City.

Unrelated I'm going down to Atlantic City again this weekend. Wish me luck.
Last time I got a things shoved up my heine hole.

I love blackjack and the Texas Hold Em table game. I despise Chinese card dealers though.

I have alot of thoughts in my head but failed to get them down. Look for a big week next week.(?)

I hate it when people ask me questions on EBAY.

Who's idea was it to allow a groundhog decide whether or not we would have an early spring or a longer winter?

TPS has me in a foul mood.

I'm in a Kimbo Slice type of mood.

You see this knife? I'm gonna teach you to speak English with this fucking knife!

I need to see There Will Be Blood. After watching him nail Bill The Butcher in "Gangs of New York" i imagine he was as good, if not better in "Blood". My brother in-law has a sweet hook-up for bootlegged movies. Dude straight up downloads them somehow. Real crisp copies.
I gotta see No Country For Old Men too. Mike Clayton was very good by the way.

Easter Candy update : Nerds BUMPY Jelly Beans.
Thumbs the fuck up.

So Summer Vacation is booked. We didn't go anywhere last year cuz the wife was knocked up. This year we going all out - Turks and Caicos.

That's another island under my belt. Next year I'm eyeing the Grand Cayman island. Either there or one of the U.S Virgin ones. St. Thomas I hear nice things.

Outside of that, I got a wedding in Florida in April that I am looking forward to.

That's all for now.

Sure, mom, I settle down with a nice girl every night, then I'm free the next morning

1. One of my favorite Tjokes shirt, I wore it last night

2. Snow train this am.

3. Snow train light for dramatic effect.

4. Shadow of the Day
5. Beer.

Look at you, in those candy-assed monkey suits

I'm heading to MSG tonight to see Linkin Park.

Even better news than that is Easter candy has hit store shelves and I couldn't be happier. Easter candy is by far and away the best seasonal candy on the planet. I can hardly wait to rip into a dark chocolate bunny or delve into a bowl of colorful jelly beans.

Snicker eggs make me damn near cry.

Don't forget tomorrow is Cell Phone Pic Friday's!

Don't worry Wilson, I'll do all the paddling

Why do we look in the tissue after we blow our noses? What are we looking for? Assuming you know you haven't snorted anything in the past 24 hours wouldn't it be safe to assume that when you blow your nose what is expected to come out are snots? Ponder that for a minute.

I just realized that there is no "Spring Beer" or brew. You know how there is a Summer Ale and a Winter's Lager. And in the fall there is Oktoberfest and all kinds of other spicy fallish brews. Well there isn't a bonafide Spring brew. Maybe because, for the most part, Spring in itself is a little gay. You know, with the fucking pastel colors and flowers blooming and rabbits and shit. If anything spring should resemble getting laid and planting seeds for babies. On the first day of Spring I want everyone to fuck. Ok? Let's man up Spring a bit. In the meantime I will search the earth for a Spring brew and report my findings at a later date (I imagine a micro-brewery or two will have one and the comment section is a good spot to let me know if there is one out there I can get).

Sidenote: We won't call it Spring brew either, cuz again, that sounds a bit gay. We'll have to call it something more manly and hairy.

My EBAY enterprise has started off nicely. Sold some video games and have active bidders on all but one item. Nothing is garbage anymore.

So Castro may die soon. His brother will run shit for awhile until he almost dies. From there I don't know what would happen. I want to say I care but really, unless they start acting up again I don't care.

Pork is delicious.