There is this guy, we call him Foghorn Leghorn. He works in the P&S department (Purshase and Sales). We call him Foghorn Leghorn because he only has one voice decible and that voice decible is fucking too loud for normal conversation. Hey foghorn, your at a 10, we could use you at a 2 bro. Serious. Stop fucking screaming. The guy your talking to is sitting right next to you. Your wife is probably a descendent of Hellen Keller. You are talking too loud and I want to throw you down a spiked flight of stairs. I understand equal employer rights but I was not aware that we hired retards. Shut the fuck up.
Thank you for your time and patience. I need this outlet.
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Little Miss Sunshine
I say, I say... PAY ATTENTION SON!
Nice boy, but he doesn't listen to a word you say!
There's a girl in my department - she sits like 3 rows over ... I can hear every conversation she has clearly. I think she is incapable of being quiet. Sometimes my ears bleed.
OMG they run rampant where I work. EP, how's it going?
good woman, how are you
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