Why do we look in the tissue after we blow our noses? What are we looking for? Assuming you know you haven't snorted anything in the past 24 hours wouldn't it be safe to assume that when you blow your nose what is expected to come out are snots? Ponder that for a minute.
I just realized that there is no "Spring Beer" or brew. You know how there is a Summer Ale and a Winter's Lager. And in the fall there is Oktoberfest and all kinds of other spicy fallish brews. Well there isn't a bonafide Spring brew. Maybe because, for the most part, Spring in itself is a little gay. You know, with the fucking pastel colors and flowers blooming and rabbits and shit. If anything spring should resemble getting laid and planting seeds for babies. On the first day of Spring I want everyone to fuck. Ok? Let's man up Spring a bit. In the meantime I will search the earth for a Spring brew and report my findings at a later date (I imagine a micro-brewery or two will have one and the comment section is a good spot to let me know if there is one out there I can get).
Sidenote: We won't call it Spring brew either, cuz again, that sounds a bit gay. We'll have to call it something more manly and hairy.
My EBAY enterprise has started off nicely. Sold some video games and have active bidders on all but one item. Nothing is garbage anymore.
So Castro may die soon. His brother will run shit for awhile until he almost dies. From there I don't know what would happen. I want to say I care but really, unless they start acting up again I don't care.
Pork is delicious.
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After you blow your nose, look in the tissue to check the color. Green or yellow is an indication that you probably have a sinus infection.
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meiz knows snot
My mom said so, so its true.
All I know is that the spring beer must have a spring training feel.
Grapefruit League Brew!
OK... bad idea on that name.
No fruit in beer, or in the beer's name.
Man law!
But you get the idea.
Dr. Snot, thank you.
So the beer should smell like grass rev?
I just like to see the size of the snot that comes out my nose ... you try and reach personal goals sometimes.
Pork is indeed delicious. That is all.
Grass beer...
it could work.
Meiz with some knowing is knowledge...
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