Thursday, February 07, 2008

Who's your motherfucker, Jerry?

I'm starting an EBAY enterprise. I'm sick and tired of watching my uncle make 10K a year selling horseshit. Old toys, figurines, baseball memorabilia, etc. Whatever I got that I don't want is going on EBAY. Times is hard on the boulevard.

Gas is high. Milk is high. OJ is high. (orange juice)

I went on a diet for Lent. Don't know what kind of diet or how but I will be on one. Only God will know. I was going to give up alcohol but that's just not realistic.

1.5 BILLION people rode the NYC subways last year!
Fuck that's more than most countries population. It's both awesome and annoying.

People watching on the train (this a.m):
Guy, mid 40's, glasses and bald, blue puffy coat, green turtleneck, brown cords, brown socks, leather mandals. Readin Star Wars book from the Public Library. Sitting next to his wife who was not attractive and large. She gets off at Broad St., he leans in and kisses her then completes the goodbye with a wave as the train pulls out. Immediately after that he rolls his eye, puts the book away and takes out a dirty magazine.

12 comments:

ToddPacker said...

the wife sells old crap (kids toys, clothes) on ebay, i think she makes some $$$ by over charging on the shipping, it seems like more work than it's worth

nice subway story

jerry mcguire?

Los said...

I've thought about doing the Ebay thing ... I need to get motivated with it. We have tons of "crap" we could sell, and probably make a bit of money on.

Anonymous said...

Dad?

The Rev said...

I just might buy some of that baseball memorabilia from you on ebay. Except I'm kinda running low on cash too. Maybe I need to sell.

The Rev said...

Oh by the way... it ain't jealousy. It's fact. You have to admit it. Tyree made the catch of his life on that play. If he drops the ball, which would have been completely understandable if he did, Giants don't score the touchdown and the Pats win.

Eli owes Tyree a lot. Hell, Eli ought to give Tyree the car he won.

Steph said...

Who reads porn in public?

ToddPacker said...

RE: eli

i agree with rev

El Padrino said...

so eli scrambling out of a drive killing sack had nothing to do with the play?

El Padrino said...

"Who reads porn in public?"

New yorkers

El Padrino said...

los get off your ass

El Padrino said...

Jerry McGuire, yes

The Rev said...

so eli scrambling out of a drive killing sack had nothing to do with the play?

Yes it did. That was huge by Eli. No doubt. But two things about that.

1. I lay some blame on the Patriots for not finishing him off. That was weak.

2. He threw the ball up for grabs. Rodney Harrison was all over Tyree on the play. Rodney had a good chance to make a play on the ball. But Tyree caught the ball on his freakin helmet in mid air with Harrison draped on him. Way more impressive than Eli squirming out.