I have a tattoo on my arm with a cross and a scroll wrapped around it. It says R.I.P Dad. When I wear polo's too work it sometimes peeks out from beneath the sleeve. And when people see it they ask if they can see the whole thing. When I show them sometimes they ask ridiculous questions. Today the following was an example of that
This is a real conversation:
Queer office guy who was born in San Francisco and likes ham and pineapple on his pizza says:
"Hey I notice you have a tattoo, what is it"
Me: "It's a cross."
Queer office guy who was born in San Francisco and likes ham and pineapple on his pizza says:
"Can I see it?"
Me: "Um, sure" (pulls up sleeve to show tattoo)
Queer office guy who was born in San Francisco and likes ham and pineapple on his pizza says:
"Oh my gosh, your father died?"
(Fake answer) Me: "No, just got it in advance so when he does I don't have to get a tattoo that says he did."
(Real answer) Me: "Yup."
Queer office guy who was born in San Francisco and likes ham and pineapple on his pizza says:
"Jeez, sorry to hear that. Must have been awful. It is a nice cross though".
(Fake answer) Me: *Forearm shiver to the nose*
(Real answer) Me: "Yea thanks"
The end.
This is painful place to be. I hate 87% of the people here. And no it's not me.
Believe me.
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Gone in 60 seconds, this was on the other night, i admit it, i watched it.
That reminds me of that Bill Engvall comedy bit, "Here's your sign ..."
I hate 100% of the people I work with.
true story.
I like 1 & 1/2 of the people I work with.
"I hate 100% of the people I work with.
true story."
I'm with you zeke.
one day a week i will profile someone in my office that i want to bludgeon
I hate everyone. Not only people I work with, but everygoddayumdouchwagon that breaths my air..........most days.
Ham and pineapple on pizza...
it just doesn't seem quite right.
I heart ham and pineapple on a pizza! It's the perfect blend of meat and fruit!
Im so lucky that I am a teacher, and 99% of my work is in the classroom w/ little sh*ts all day and not drag queens from hell in a cube!
OH, and my response is: Having sex WHILE boosting cars! hehehehe
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