Tuesday, July 01, 2008

Oh my God, I'm getting pulled over. Everyone, just... pretend to be normal.

There is this guy, we call him Foghorn Leghorn. He works in the P&S department (Purshase and Sales). We call him Foghorn Leghorn because he only has one voice decible and that voice decible is fucking too loud for normal conversation. Hey foghorn, your at a 10, we could use you at a 2 bro. Serious. Stop fucking screaming. The guy your talking to is sitting right next to you. Your wife is probably a descendent of Hellen Keller. You are talking too loud and I want to throw you down a spiked flight of stairs. I understand equal employer rights but I was not aware that we hired retards. Shut the fuck up.

Thank you for your time and patience. I need this outlet.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Little Miss Sunshine

The Rev said...

I say, I say... PAY ATTENTION SON!

Nice boy, but he doesn't listen to a word you say!

Los said...

There's a girl in my department - she sits like 3 rows over ... I can hear every conversation she has clearly. I think she is incapable of being quiet. Sometimes my ears bleed.

Fairmaiden327 said...

OMG they run rampant where I work. EP, how's it going?

El Padrino said...

good woman, how are you