Fucking Weirdos

Saw a ton of weirdo's out this morning. I was like wtf. All before I even got to work.

Some guy was running across six lanes of traffic on a busy Brooklyn intersection. That was amusing. Either his pants were on fire or he was racing his imaginary racing friend.

Saw another guy jogging, just wearing some short ass training shorts, and nothing else. Hairy ass motherfucker too. It was like a gorilla escaped from the zoo and he was running away from a pack of zoo trainers toting tranquilizer guns.

Then I saw this dog that had dreadlocks. Not sure if this was the Bob Marley breed of dogs but the owner was like 9 feet tall. So that was interesting.

Also so this arab lady in full arab garb buying cigarettes? Huh? Isn't like pork and cigarettes a no-no in that religion.

Since the day is not over I would not even look twice if on the way home I see a unicorn with a leprechaun riding it into a rainbow with doves flying around.

WTF people get your shit together!