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Good thing they didn't coin seafood "oceanfood". Seafood sounds better.

Britain needs to stop with this royalty shit. It's 2011 retards. Get a life.

I like when the media or Hollywood people try and make a big deal when actors leave TV sitcoms or when TV sitcoms end. Like they are irreplaceable. Steve Carrell is leaving the office. Big deal. The show will be on syndication for the next 10 years or so minimum. And some other show at some point will be funny. Don't worry people. TV will entertain you again.

Back to the media/wedding for a minute. We got 200 people dead in the south from natural disasters and 99% of the media is sitting here covering two lymies getting married thousands of miles away. Something is fucked up here.

Bees are to sharks as sharks are to bees. And hear me out. You always hear marine biologists during shark week talk about how sharks are harmless and only attack when provoked or when they feel threatened. Then you hear the same thing about bees. And even though the chances of you dying from a shark bite or getting straight up devoured alive is greater than a bee sting it's a parallel that I have drawn that you cannot ignore.

Chew on that shit.

Hump Day Hottie of The Week

Normally I hate gooks but Jamie Chung is kind of hot. I remember her from the Real World San Diego a MTV staple show. She does movies and shit now. No known nude roles.

Easter Sunday

The Ressurection Dinner.

Easter Menu for today, 12 people total.

Antipasto

Cheese - Parmagianno Reggiano, Fresh Mozz, Smoked Mozz, White Cheddar, 4 year Jarlsberg and Aged Yellow Cheddar. Also Boccocino.

Meats - Soporessota (Hot and Sweet), Ham, Capicola, Proscuitto, Ham, Pepperoni

Easter Pie (Pizza Rustica), Stuffed Mushrooms, Shrimp Salad, Grilled Veggie platter (Asparagus, Eggplant, Zucchini), Roasted Peppers, Artichoke Hearts, Olive Salad, Grilled Bread, Lard Bread.

Pasta Course

Penne Ala Vodka, Rigatoni Marinara
Ensalada (Spinach and Mixed Greens)

Meat Course

Broken Leg of Lamb (Grilled), Pernil (Pork Shoulder)
Rice and Beans
Amarillos (Yellow Bananas Fried)

Hump Day Hottie of the Week

Gusy meet Mayra Leal. She's totally naked in "Machete". The beginning of the movie. After that part the movie sucks balls. So your welcome.

Old Time Candy

If you want to take a walk down memory lane look no further than this site . They have every single candy item that I remember loving and growing up with as a kid. Shockingly most of the candy I love had a shelf life of years before I was even born. Bubble Gum Cigars, yeah those were around during the 1940's. Candy Cigarettes too. Atomic Fireballs, the 50's. The recent items like Bubble Tape, Pixie Stix, Big League Chew which was my absolute favorite gum ever and ever, and Nerds and Runts are from the 1980's-90's. My youth. I never understood the love of candy buttons. Those long strips of paper with little candy nibs on them. Like 4 across. That was weird and labor intensive in my opinon. Wax Lips was another one of those candies I had trouble understanding. Now Wax Bottles with that syrup liquid in the middle was the shit. Pecan Logs, Chick-o-Sticks, Cowtales now that was candy. Bit-O-Honey and Now N Laters. Man I used to get into fistfights over Now n Laters. Damn thing would take out a tooth if I ate it now. Be careful not to spend $100 on that site. It's reallyy easy to do.

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Chinese music must sound awful. BOW CHOW KOW KAI BAI TAI and so on. Must be terrible. I can't imagine a ballad like song in that language. Just can't.

Every kiss does not begin with Kay. Fucking retarded ad.

How the fuck do you fold a fitted sheet properly?

It's been a long time since I had a real good piece of homeade fried chicken. Too long.

What's with the Pistachio commercials lately. And how come I never see the red dye ones anymore. Those were sweet. Whose crazy ass idea was that?

I wish Trump would slow down with this presidential campaign noise. You have no shot. Just stop it. Embarrassing yourself.

You guys ever wonder how Dinosaurs had sex? A T-Rex cock must have been HUGE. And the same thing applies for a T-Rex vagina. They probably used trees to masturbate.

Do animals masturbate? I think so. I mean, I had a dog. And he licked his nuts an awful lot.

I'm gonna end on that note. Awkward.

Hump Day Hottie of the Week

Apologies for the lack of posts, been getting raped at work. Anyway to help you get over this tragedy please allow yourself to look at Kim K's ass.

Couch

I want a new couch. The feather ratio in my center cushion is off a bit and it annoys me. Plus the kids have spoiled the microfiber material and it's red. I thought I'd like a red couch but I don't anymore. Couches are very important, especially for a married man. You never know when it will serve as a bed for the evening.

Hump Day Hottie of The Week

How about some Carrie Underwood? What an angel.

NY METS

Baseball. That is all.