If I let you go, think you can fly?

On Path train from New Jersey going under what should be the Twin Towers. This is from under the ramp that leads down into the Pit (both pics)

The total package. Complete with the London Fog raincoat.

One of the Trinity Church's graveyard on Broadway. Some of those tombstone's are so old the name engravements have worn off. There are famous people buried there.

Fucking Taxi almost took me out.

I'm not sure I wanna be hanging out with a guy who noticed a crease in my pants

I fucking hate Jersey City.

Unrelated I'm going down to Atlantic City again this weekend. Wish me luck.
Last time I got a things shoved up my heine hole.

I love blackjack and the Texas Hold Em table game. I despise Chinese card dealers though.

I have alot of thoughts in my head but failed to get them down. Look for a big week next week.(?)

I hate it when people ask me questions on EBAY.

Who's idea was it to allow a groundhog decide whether or not we would have an early spring or a longer winter?

TPS has me in a foul mood.

I'm in a Kimbo Slice type of mood.

You see this knife? I'm gonna teach you to speak English with this fucking knife!

I need to see There Will Be Blood. After watching him nail Bill The Butcher in "Gangs of New York" i imagine he was as good, if not better in "Blood". My brother in-law has a sweet hook-up for bootlegged movies. Dude straight up downloads them somehow. Real crisp copies.
I gotta see No Country For Old Men too. Mike Clayton was very good by the way.

Easter Candy update : Nerds BUMPY Jelly Beans.
Thumbs the fuck up.

So Summer Vacation is booked. We didn't go anywhere last year cuz the wife was knocked up. This year we going all out - Turks and Caicos.

That's another island under my belt. Next year I'm eyeing the Grand Cayman island. Either there or one of the U.S Virgin ones. St. Thomas I hear nice things.

Outside of that, I got a wedding in Florida in April that I am looking forward to.

That's all for now.

Sure, mom, I settle down with a nice girl every night, then I'm free the next morning

1. One of my favorite Tjokes shirt, I wore it last night

2. Snow train this am.

3. Snow train light for dramatic effect.

4. Shadow of the Day
5. Beer.

Look at you, in those candy-assed monkey suits

I'm heading to MSG tonight to see Linkin Park.

Even better news than that is Easter candy has hit store shelves and I couldn't be happier. Easter candy is by far and away the best seasonal candy on the planet. I can hardly wait to rip into a dark chocolate bunny or delve into a bowl of colorful jelly beans.

Snicker eggs make me damn near cry.

Don't forget tomorrow is Cell Phone Pic Friday's!

Don't worry Wilson, I'll do all the paddling

Why do we look in the tissue after we blow our noses? What are we looking for? Assuming you know you haven't snorted anything in the past 24 hours wouldn't it be safe to assume that when you blow your nose what is expected to come out are snots? Ponder that for a minute.

I just realized that there is no "Spring Beer" or brew. You know how there is a Summer Ale and a Winter's Lager. And in the fall there is Oktoberfest and all kinds of other spicy fallish brews. Well there isn't a bonafide Spring brew. Maybe because, for the most part, Spring in itself is a little gay. You know, with the fucking pastel colors and flowers blooming and rabbits and shit. If anything spring should resemble getting laid and planting seeds for babies. On the first day of Spring I want everyone to fuck. Ok? Let's man up Spring a bit. In the meantime I will search the earth for a Spring brew and report my findings at a later date (I imagine a micro-brewery or two will have one and the comment section is a good spot to let me know if there is one out there I can get).

Sidenote: We won't call it Spring brew either, cuz again, that sounds a bit gay. We'll have to call it something more manly and hairy.

My EBAY enterprise has started off nicely. Sold some video games and have active bidders on all but one item. Nothing is garbage anymore.

So Castro may die soon. His brother will run shit for awhile until he almost dies. From there I don't know what would happen. I want to say I care but really, unless they start acting up again I don't care.

Pork is delicious.

You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?

It's cell phone pic Friday!

My stop.

The N train is cometh!

Car Dealer : Really? You really want this green one?

Me.

Thus with a kiss I die.

RIP HD DVD


Blu-Ray won the war. It was like when the VCR beat out the Betamax machine. Time to wait for the HD DVD's to hit rock bottom prices and scoop them up. For Xmas I just got the HDDVD player by Microsoft so fuck blu-ray (for now).

Fuck Valentine's day. Everyone should just punch each other in the face today.

Stupid secretary wench is running around giggling giving out little candies and dressed in red. This ain't a fucking holiday you piece of trash and no one will ever marry you cuz you are a piece of filth. FILTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ugly swine who pretends to be popular.

I will dip my ladle in your vichyssoise

Me and the lady did our Vday dinner last night. She knows I loathe vday and also knows she gets nothing out of it so I always like to make up for it a bit with an expensive dinner night.

La Sevilla is a restaurant that we've gone to many, many times. It's one of the best restaurant's I'll ever go to in my lifetime. The food tastes so good I imagine myself actually in Spain while I'm eating it. The Paella is off the charts and always, always fresh. The stuffed mushrooms stuffed with succulent crabmeat make me pee a little bit when I bite into them and the custard Flan for dessert is perfect. Above all is the Red Sangria. The first time I tasted this wonderful conocoction from Sevilla I vowed to name my first born after it's name. "Sangria" was to be my first child and nothing could have talked me out if it (except for my wife). But that's how good it is. I never tasted Sangria as good as this one and I've tried a lot of Sangria to attest to that.

(picture of empty pitcher)














For dessert we went to DIP which is a fondue loungue. It was nice. It's dark and smells like ass but that's because of the cheese fondue they serve. Some things you just can't avoid. The chocolate fondue was Aces, came with brownies, krispy treats, pretzels, bananas, strawberries, and marshmellows. When I dip you dip we dip.


Then we went home and made angry tiger love all night.

The end.

Who's your motherfucker, Jerry?

I'm starting an EBAY enterprise. I'm sick and tired of watching my uncle make 10K a year selling horseshit. Old toys, figurines, baseball memorabilia, etc. Whatever I got that I don't want is going on EBAY. Times is hard on the boulevard.

Gas is high. Milk is high. OJ is high. (orange juice)

I went on a diet for Lent. Don't know what kind of diet or how but I will be on one. Only God will know. I was going to give up alcohol but that's just not realistic.

1.5 BILLION people rode the NYC subways last year!
Fuck that's more than most countries population. It's both awesome and annoying.

People watching on the train (this a.m):
Guy, mid 40's, glasses and bald, blue puffy coat, green turtleneck, brown cords, brown socks, leather mandals. Readin Star Wars book from the Public Library. Sitting next to his wife who was not attractive and large. She gets off at Broad St., he leans in and kisses her then completes the goodbye with a wave as the train pulls out. Immediately after that he rolls his eye, puts the book away and takes out a dirty magazine.

Giants 17, Patriots 14

The most beautifullest sports moment in my life. 8 grown men, jumping up and down in a modest middle class home in Brooklyn. Screaming. Yelling. Overjoyed.

It's the reason why we watch sports. It's the reason why we follow the team all year long. From draft day to the last game of the year.

I ran through the streets of Brooklyn holding my ELI MANNING jersey with no sneakers on.

We popped Champagne.

My 6 month old daughter wore the same Giant pijama's since the Buc game so now, they will be framed and hung on her wall. I may even consider going to a Giant autograph session and get them signed. Yes, it's that serious.

My voice, my heart, my eyes, my legs are all weary. But a good weary. I didn't mind giving up the 4 years off my life to witness this game.

The Catch II.

Big bro slapping his hands together, screaming gives me goosebumps for some reason.

Our fallen All Star TE, shattered leg an all crying in the locker room with the boys. The boys he loves.

Coach Coughlin finally getting some due...always was considered a very good coach but what he did with this team was remarkable. Spags too, as hot as an assistant in recent memory I hope he stays on board.

Elisha Norman Manning. A tremendous performance, he will forever be enshrined in NY lore. And let me tell you guys something. That's a hell of a place to be. This kid has taken so much shit since draft day and know he gets to wave around a jewel studded ring for eternity. Just a fantastic story.

I'll remember this for as long as I live. I can type forever about this game

.Wiki's coverage of Super Bowl 42

I haven't found a youtube vid to link yet....

I'm a winner. I'm going to win.

Super Bowl Sunday is truly an American Holiday. I hope everyone enjoys it.
I know I will, my fucking team is in it BABY!

Here is a write up I did on the game over at LOV today:

In a year that my team makes the Super Bowl, they have to go up against a team that hasn't lost a meaningful game in a little over a year. It was a very bitter loss, too. One that probably fueled them heading into this season to dominate. And dominate they did. 16-0 regular season, with two post season wins at home making it to 18-0. One more win, and they will be known as the greatest football team in the history of the game.

And the only thing that stands in their way is my team. The New York Football Giants. A team I have been rooting for since birth. A team with great history and pride. Wonderful owners, tremendous class of hall of famers, alumni, and coaches. A team that has set it's own record this year, a record of 10 straight road games. A team that has clawed it's way to the Super Bowl by winning 3 games on the road. A team that has gone through both the #1 and the #2 seeds in their conference. A team that started the year 0-2. A team that has peaked at the right time.

Now most of you say they don't belong. I pose this one question to you if you think that.


If the other team wasn't going for the 19-0 record, would you still be picking against the Giants this Sunday? If your answer is yes then there is no hope for you. The Giants are playing the best football than any other team right now, other than those Patriots. And in the end, isn't that what it's all about? You hear all the time about how teams "get hot" at the right time. Your 2007 Rockies, Blue. Somebody's 2006 Steelers. There is an example just about every year in sports. This year it's the 2007 New York Giants.

They can run the ball at will. The secondary is playing like they are on fire. The front seven led the league in sacks. They finally found a return game. They have a confident kicker. The best punter. A winning coach. A hot assitant coach. Veteran leadership. Outstanding rookies. And of course a budding star QB. I can go on here is the point.

Giants win by the score of 30-28, and history is changed.

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