Have a nice weekend I don't feel like writing. I'm tired. My kid is sick and doesn't sleep.
And Sarah Jessica Parker is fucking ugly. What the fuck?
Friday, May 30, 2008
Friday, May 23, 2008
There's a big snake in the plane, Jock.
As Memorial Day weekend is upon us I have to offer up another tasty BBQ recipe because I know you all used last year's Rib recipe and enjoyed it. I am a crowd pleaser.
El Pad Burgers
1 pound of 80% lean ground beef, anything more won't yield any juicy-nesssssss
Coat meat with the following (I don't use measurements)
Sea Salt, Ground Pepper, Garlic Powder, Oregano.
Take both hands and cup them together. Then pour Pecorino Romano (grated) in your hands. Mix into meat along with a handful of dried basil, dried parsley and crushed red pepper.
Then add a splash of Worcestershire sauce.
Form meat into patties.
Grill.
Open beer.
Enjoy.
Simple burgers with ordinary ingredients. I hate is when Burgers are subject to a ridiculous amount of ingredients that don't matter. If your an onion fan, finely chop two onions and mix it into the meat. These can also be wrapped with bacon. If you wish.
Have a nice weekend.
El Pad Burgers
1 pound of 80% lean ground beef, anything more won't yield any juicy-nesssssss
Coat meat with the following (I don't use measurements)
Sea Salt, Ground Pepper, Garlic Powder, Oregano.
Take both hands and cup them together. Then pour Pecorino Romano (grated) in your hands. Mix into meat along with a handful of dried basil, dried parsley and crushed red pepper.
Then add a splash of Worcestershire sauce.
Form meat into patties.
Grill.
Open beer.
Enjoy.
Simple burgers with ordinary ingredients. I hate is when Burgers are subject to a ridiculous amount of ingredients that don't matter. If your an onion fan, finely chop two onions and mix it into the meat. These can also be wrapped with bacon. If you wish.
Have a nice weekend.
Tuesday, May 20, 2008
Well, I've gotta go. I've got a government job to abuse, and a lonely wife to fuck.
The Economy is really bad. The news is fucking depressing. I'm lucky I have a job in the industry I'm in. I mean even a gallon of milk has doubled in price. What the fuck.
Enough about that. You can read about the bad economy elsewhere. You come here for levity so let me provide you some.
Overweight boys getting breast reduction surgeries
Yikes. Chips and donuts, donuts and chips.
I don't eat bad but I don't eat great either. I love vegetables, whole wheat products for the most part are ok, lean meats are normally on my menu, I grill an awful lot and I only drink beer 5 or 6 times a week. What?
I can seriously eat pizza everyday and never, ever get tired of it.
I really want to open my own restaurant. The menu would be so kick ass I would always have a packed house. I know it.
Is anyone a germ freak? Like your in a bar or at a restaurant and you think of all the techniques the bartender uses and the waiter uses or the chef....and most of them are touching everything? See I dont give a shit but do you?
Enough about that. You can read about the bad economy elsewhere. You come here for levity so let me provide you some.
Overweight boys getting breast reduction surgeries
Yikes. Chips and donuts, donuts and chips.
I don't eat bad but I don't eat great either. I love vegetables, whole wheat products for the most part are ok, lean meats are normally on my menu, I grill an awful lot and I only drink beer 5 or 6 times a week. What?
I can seriously eat pizza everyday and never, ever get tired of it.
I really want to open my own restaurant. The menu would be so kick ass I would always have a packed house. I know it.
Is anyone a germ freak? Like your in a bar or at a restaurant and you think of all the techniques the bartender uses and the waiter uses or the chef....and most of them are touching everything? See I dont give a shit but do you?
Wednesday, May 14, 2008
Kill a few people, they call you a murderer. Kill a million and you're a conqueror.
My entrepeneur spirit is kicking in again. I'm hellbent on getting a business started. I want to be my own boss one day soon. I got so many ideas just not enough resources to get them off the ground. Sad.
On a different note. Where the fuck are we going to put all these people? Is it me or is this country overpopulated and growing by the second. We need to adopt 5 more states. And drag them closer so people would live there, maybe stick them in the Gulf since no one care about that region. Holy shit man.
I really miss midtown. Jersey City really sucks balls.
80's music is awesomely bad
People that wear Marlboro gear from using their Marlboro miles really crack me up.
On a different note. Where the fuck are we going to put all these people? Is it me or is this country overpopulated and growing by the second. We need to adopt 5 more states. And drag them closer so people would live there, maybe stick them in the Gulf since no one care about that region. Holy shit man.
I really miss midtown. Jersey City really sucks balls.
80's music is awesomely bad
People that wear Marlboro gear from using their Marlboro miles really crack me up.
Friday, May 09, 2008
Those bastards - they poisoned the pizza! Sal - you didn't eat any pizza?
Spumoni Gardens review from Slice.com (one of my favorite sites)
So this is the joint. Been going here sine birth, no lie.
Great pizzeria, good restaurant, the best Spumoni.
It's famous for the sicilian pizza, pictured below.
So this is the joint. Been going here sine birth, no lie.
Great pizzeria, good restaurant, the best Spumoni.
It's famous for the sicilian pizza, pictured below.
Monday, May 05, 2008
Knives and stabbing weapons.
No more cell phone pic posts til El Pad gets another phone. He smashed it Sat night after a small, minor argument with a family member.
The stop smoking ad campaign sometimes is quite frightening. First they shoved this fat spanish guy with a hole in his neck in our face and now plastered on ad's everywhere is this lady who holds up her two hands and missing are pieces of 8 fingers. Appetizing on a morning subway ride for sure.
Rocky Balboa was awful. Stop it rev.
Seriously oil is $120 a barrel when numbers indicate it could/should be as low as $65 a barrel. We are being duped.
Cheap sunglasses > designer sunglasses
Bed, Bath and Beyond. My question is, beyond what? What is beyond? What does this even mean? I get angry when I see these stores. Does that mean they sell couches? Cuz that's beyond a bath? I'm confused and angry about this. Stupid fucking name.
At least in Linens and Things you know your getting "Things" as opposed "Beyonds". Fuck you.
The stop smoking ad campaign sometimes is quite frightening. First they shoved this fat spanish guy with a hole in his neck in our face and now plastered on ad's everywhere is this lady who holds up her two hands and missing are pieces of 8 fingers. Appetizing on a morning subway ride for sure.
Rocky Balboa was awful. Stop it rev.
Seriously oil is $120 a barrel when numbers indicate it could/should be as low as $65 a barrel. We are being duped.
Cheap sunglasses > designer sunglasses
Bed, Bath and Beyond. My question is, beyond what? What is beyond? What does this even mean? I get angry when I see these stores. Does that mean they sell couches? Cuz that's beyond a bath? I'm confused and angry about this. Stupid fucking name.
At least in Linens and Things you know your getting "Things" as opposed "Beyonds". Fuck you.
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