Annual Football trip

Last Year's Green Bay trip

Tomorrow we keep tradition alive with the 3rd annual Football Tour.

Destination : Soilder Field, Chicago IL

Same participants.

I know you'll be expecting the diary.

The Pantry

The following events are truthful, there were no paid actors.



Begin scene.

(3:22pm, Est)

Enter Pantry to wash out mug.

Simultaneously the man who I based my Dear Nipple Man post on strides into the pantry.

Standing by the Flavia machine are two Indians. Not from the one's with Chiefs and arrows but the one's from parts unknown, like Mumbai.

Nipple man tries to chat me up with some weather is nice type conversation. I nod.

He then scoots over to the candy bar machine and starts whistling and tapping his foot while he decides with candy bar he wants to provide him with even bigger man boobs.

Meanwhile the Indians have moved on to the microwave. After both serving themselves some hot chocolate they are trying to figure out how to work the microwave. The following conversation happens.

Indians : How do you work this? (point to microwave)

Me : Work it like how?

Indians : (blank stare)

Me : What are you microwaving? (keep in mind nipple man is still whistling)

Indians : (hold up cups of hot chocolate)

Me : You want to heat up hot chocolate?

Indians : (nod yes)

Me : That's silly. You realize the machine already dispenses it piping hot right?

Indians : (blank stare)

Me : Ok just put it in, close the door and press the "hot beverage" button.

Indians : "Hot Beverage" button?

Me : Yeah the one with the cup with smoke appearing to rise from the lid.

Indians : (smiling and nodding yes)


End scene.

P.S. Nipple man went with a Payday.

Shoot me.

The Fruit of My Lions

This kid is hysterical. I'm home all week watching her and I have to say, this is kinda fun. Wifey went back to work this week, hopefully temporarily, so I'm holding it down Mr. Mom style. Since you've all been so good, here's a pic of the cutest kid on the East Coast.

About me

Couple of things I thought you all should know about me. Maybe it can give you a bit more perspective on El Padrino and his thoughts. Cuz you care about me, I know this.

I really don't like to go to the store unless it's for beer or meat. Really, and everytime I go or get sent for paper towels or milk I end up picking up a six pack or a couple of singles, just cause based on principle.

I'm a cocksmith. Plain and simple.

I prefer the beach over the mountains. But let's not get it twisted, I enjoy the mountains.

My religion is Sports.

I like movies and own about 200 DVD's. I have them in alphabetical order on a spreadsheet. Which leads me to my next item.

I might have OCD. I say might because at times I find myself being very particular about certian things. For instance, when I buy something I have to immediately take all the tags, stickers, labels off the item. Also, the beer in my fridge has to be on the left side only, if not I get depressed.

I have one tatoo and looking for 2 or 3 more.

I can easily say I can eat pizza once a day until death.

I wear hats alot, I own 47 of them. I also wear mostly t-shirts and shorts, well into November.

It's real close but right now I'd have to go chicken parm over a filet mignon as my last meal request. The sides and dessert wouldnt change (potatoe croquett, string beans, creme brulee).

I think New york city and the surronding boroughs has the best food in the world, bar none, no one can tell me otherwise.

I can BBQ like no one's business.

I am totally in love with beer but sometimes cheat on her with red wine. My favorite is J.Lohr , Seven Oaks Cabernet.

Scotch is my liqour choice. When I'm feeling frisky it's Whiskey. Same difference almost.

I am a degenerate. If I could, I'd gamble on the weather.

I guess that's it for now, any questions, comments or back-handed compliments please feel free.

High Defintion

Not that I went anywhere but the mourning period is over.
Anyhoo anyone but me order a Ice cream cone from the Softee truck and think to myself, or yourself....where or when does that guy take a piss?

What are we going to do if Hillary wins the primary? I might have to start house hunting in Cape Town or Sydney.

I support Mayor Bloomberg's "Ring of Steel" idea that he is stealing from the lymies. Consists of a network of over 500 cameras in and around all major transportation hubs, subways, buses, etc. London was able to identify the suspects in the Underground Terrorist attack in about 4 hours with the help of those cameras. And if you think big brother ain't watching you now then your more naive then you realize.

Sometims I like to talk like Arnold Schwarzenegger .

Apoctalypto was very good. Please watch.

Two things I can eat every day until I die.

Pizza & Tacos.

Johnnie Walker Gold Label is exactly what the title suggests.

Spring Training?

So the NY Mets coomplete the 5-12 september shit show and miss the playoffs by one game.
I would congratulate the Phillies but I am a sore loser and will choose not to. Besides, the Mets did gift wrap your first division title since 1993. 5-12 september, cmon. Lady luck was not only on your side but was giving you guys lap dances. Anyway moving on it's not as bad as the 2004 Yankees losing 4 straight in the ALCS vs Boston. That's what I keep telling myself.

Feb 15th 2008, Pitchers and Catchers report.

Until then Agony reigns.
























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