Friday, May 27, 2011

Wither Me

Today is Bill Withers is the shit day. Have a good one.





Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

The Macho Man

I can't let the passing of a great go unoticed here at El Pad's house. So here is a clip from Wrestlemania 3 a great match with Steamboat. This had it all. Rake to the eyes, near falls, classic maneuvers and of course Miss Elizabeth.

RIP Randy Poffo.

Monday, May 23, 2011

I dont know what im doing anymore

Do you like cookies that taste more like cake?

Do you like pancakes thick and fluffy or skinny and light?

Is high fructose corn syrup really such a bad thing?

If you had to pick one topping for a pizza would it hands down be pepperoni?

Does Britney Spears still "do it" for you?

Apples. Red or green?

I know this is a horrible question but if you had to pick a handicap which one would you pick?

Soap Operas. Yay or nay?

Turkey bacon is not real bacon, stop eating it.

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Hump Day Hottie of the Week

Maria Bartiromo is a personal crush. She might be attractive to some of you but to me I see all Woman. It must be because of her Wall Street knowldege that makes us love each other. Plus she's a Brooklyn girl. Brooklyn is awesome.

And yes Maria, it's that big.



Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Mango Salsa

Why are Cinnabon's so damn sweet? And large? That thing is like 2000 calories on it's own.

Never got down with beef jerky. Just thinks it taste weird.

I'm in love with "buffalo style" sauce. Been throwing that shit on everything. What do you think of a buffalo chicken parmesean hero? Instead of marinara use buffalo sauce. Another gem.

Job is gettng pretty mundane lately, haven't been challenged in awhile. Too bad 90K jobs don't grow on trees cuz if they did I'd move.


Fucking headhunters. They act like they are sports agents. Call me back dicknose you ain't that busy.

For me, a perfect ending to a great meal (outside of head) is nice piece of chocolate.


My favorite Tic-Tac flavor is Wintergreen.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Hero's in a half shell, TURTLE POWER!




Friday, May 06, 2011

Vacation Booked.

See you in July Ocean City!



Wednesday, May 04, 2011

Hump Day Hottie of the Week

Kate Mara, NFL football goddess who is also a actress. She was quite sexy in The Shooter. Her grandfather owned the Giants and her mother is the daughter of the Steelers owner. Or something like that. Basically she's a genetic experiment of the Mara's and Rooney's. Giants and Steelers. Tits and ass. America.



Get over the hump.

Monday, May 02, 2011

US NAVY Reaction

Cue the motherfucking National Anthem

Captured Dead not Alive

The spilled blood of a coward.



Justice. Can't wait to see the photos of his exploded head. Last night America handed out justice to the leader of Al Qaeda by eliminating it's cowardly leader Usama Bin Laden. More to come.