And the Hits Just Keep On Comin!!

Capping off the great week with the influenza. I find out Monday if it's HiN1. Can't remember ever feeling this sick. Fever just wont quit, consistently in the 102-104 range. Woe is me.

Anyway Happy Thanksgiving to all.

RIP Grandma

My grandmother went peacefully yesterday afternoon. After a year long struggle since she suffered a stroke on Nov 24 she fought and fought like the tough Irish woman she was. She couldn't fight no more and succumbed to her failing health days ago and didn't waste anytime in taking her last breath. She let us all say goodbye at some point and held on to her favorite's son hand and passed quietly.

Death is not always beautiful but in this case it seems as if it was. She is survived by one daughter, one son, 10 wonderful grandchildren, and 4 great grandchildren. She was a huge influence on all of us, as grandmothers usually are. Religion may be crap but I imagine her right now being reunited with my father, his brother and her rock of a husband. I imagine they are whopping it up, and I bet Grandma has a pot of sauce on.

I already miss you and Grandma we all love you and thank you for sticking around for 73 years.

Motorboatin' Son Of A Bitch

So you think you like big tits huh? Well get a load of that!

Great tits man, great. I'd motorboat those things with the quickness!
Do they sell bras that big? Or does she just tie them up with a queen size blanket?
Good lawd talk about top heavy, bitch can't bend over without doing a full front flip.

Oral Copulation By Force

Why are they showing this woman on TV? The one that got attacked by the chimp awhile back? Is there any humility? Will these network executives parade their mother on TV if she was mutilated by a chimp? Fucking Oprah is a giant heifer and whore. GMA would show seals being clubbed if that's what drived ratings. Makes me sick. And I don't get sick often.

The American President should bow down to no one. That was disgraceful.

Climate change is the biggest farce in the history of farces and Al Gore has made more money talking about it than anyone. He's a whore. And fat. Actually he is just like Oprah but instead of a black woman he is a white woman.

I have to admit I am a sucker for everything Christmas.

Does spilling shit piss you off? Pisses me off, I hate it when I spill something, even a drip.

Five Guys burger joint opening up near my job. I've heard great things. I'm stoked.

P.S. Jersey City is a shithole.

Also I had Taco Bell for the first time in like 2-3 years and it was great. Next up, White Castle. Haven't had that in probably 4 or 5 years.

Bearded Men Are Brave and Strong

I'm growing a suite beard. But it's more of a social experiment. You know when someone dressed up as a fat person to see how they would be treated in the streets? Well it's sort of like that. You see every morning I take the Path train to Jersey City for work and there are Port Authority cops doing bag checks, random bag checks as you get off the escalator. Now prior to the beard I'd never, ever, ever been called over to have my bag checked. Since my beard, which mind you is only 5 days young, I have had my bag searched 4 times!!! 4 times. My beard is not even terrorist looking! I am outraged!! I'm calling Bill O'Reilly!! Get me Sean Hannity!! Glenn Beck needs to hear this!!!!!

No but serious, beards are awesome. Not sure why my wife doesn't like them. Something about being hairy or something, looks gross or whatever. Silly.

Smile, you are on Subway candid camera!

Wide load including a legendary wedgie.

God forgive me but some of these people are the ugliest in the world.

Fuck the Yankees

In honor of the Yankees winning their 27th Championship I have written a poem. And it's doesn't ryhme.

Fuck the Yankees and their fans
Fuck them hard and as fast as you can
Fuck your glory and your dumb fucking stadium
Fuck yourself you have a brain made of shit
Fuck your father for making you yankee fans
Fuck your mother for birthing such monsters
Fuck your sense of entitlement for titles that were 100 years ago
Fuck your pinstripes and your fitted blues
Fuck your mystique and fuck your aura
Fuck your payroll and fuck the Steinbrennars
Fuck Waldman, Kay, Francesa and Sterling
Fuck the fans that send me text messages
Fuck the Yankees and their fans

The End.

Cereal Aisle

You guys remember the cereal aisle when yous were kids. Mom and Dad would pick you up from school and yous would head down to the supermarket and once you turned into the cereal aisle pandemonium erupted? Those were the days. When you didn't have a care in the world other than Can I get me some Crunch Berries please. So to feel nostalgic I picked up some Franken Berry's and Boo Berry's (not pictured). It's funny how certain things can bring your childhood back. Cereals do that to me.