Paul Rudd can puke

Well that ended badly. Trailer from Rudd's latest "I Love You Man".

Louis CK

My favorite comedian right now.



Have a nice weekend.

Death of a Newspaper

Stop the presses, Rocky Mountain News shuts down.


Final Edition from Matthew Roberts on Vimeo.

VIA, for the last time, THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN NEWS

It's always sad to see a national newspaper go. Especially one that has been around forever. RIP.

What a jerkoff

Damn. You can't even jerk-off on an airplane anymore. What is this world coming too.

Mornin' reads

Who would pay $1500 for a cockatoo anyway?
(The Smoking Gun)

Snow mobilers are rude.
(WSJ)

Tom Brady's career is over.
(US Weekly)

former White House dogs in pictures.
(Time)

Shrinking baseball players?
(NY Times)

Internet Pimps

Fucking internet pimping. Fuck.

Quite troubling. By the time my daughter is 16 who the fuck knows what kind of sick shit will be out there. Granted most of these girls are labeled as "troubled" but at that age, they are gullible and I can assure you normal girls get sucked into shit like this as well.

This guy has the IQ of a fucking grape.

Hi, I'm Joe Biden and I'm wrong again.

GM

GM posts 9.6 billion dollar loss.

To stem these massive losses I think GM and other automakers should re-assess their current business models and come up with a different one. One idea I thought about was scratching the whole assembly line thing and build cars on a order basis. That way you don't stuck with a million cars a year too old. All these massive lots with thousands of cars that nobody buys seems like a bad business move to me.

Go to dealer.
Pick a car.
Car gets ordered.
Car is yours 2 weeks or 3 weeks later.

Too out there?

hot links

New Seinfeld reality show in the works.
(thrfeed.com)

Mexican drug cartels affecting US. Wait, is this 1970 again?
(Salt-Lake Tribune)

Octo-mom offered a porn contract. Yikes.
(SF Chronicle)



via Sports By Brooks

Funny but racist. I like racist jokes though so this gets some play. Mayor it apologizing, of course.

The Godfather

The Godfather.

Stunning piece on how this movie, this classic was made. Inside the production meetings, Puzo's story, etc. Fascinating stuff.

Real Healthy

What is going on here? I love how the kids are responding. Real Healthy.

See more funny videos and TBT Videos at Today's Big Thing.

(todaysbigthing.com)

Afternoon Reading

Pete Whener's take on Obama's speech. Carefully read the part about no mention of national security nor no NEW DETAILS on the deployment of 17,000 new troops to Afghanastan. (Commentary Magazine)

Primates are not pets. (NY Times)

Oh yeah Kim Khardashian is sorry for showing the world she has a pet chimp. (NY Daily News)

Slumdog guy buying slum kids new slums to live in. That's nice. ( Daily Mail)

Sen. Byrd tells Obama to slow down with all the appointments. (Politico)

Can Beer Pong spread herpies? (Palm Beach Post)

Topless Coffee Shop in Maine. (Boston.com)

Tree Man

I'm guessing this sucks.

Dede Koswara -- dubbed "Tree Man" because of the massive bark-like warts all over his body -- waits at the Bandung hospital on February 9. Koswara has undergone a ninth round of surgery to remove more of the growths.
(AFP/File/Pikiran Rakyat)

Speech

Is it me or does the president talk in cliche's? State of Union address was last night and it was long and a bit self-serving. I got nothing out of it other than "America will get better". Again, no specifics but plenty of pom-pom waving and plenty of cliche's. What troubled me the most, well besides not mentioning terrorism until about 45 minutes in and that was only in passing was how the President would take shots, still, at the old adminstration. Barack, you won. It's over. Your not campaiging. Your coming across as a sore winner, as a hypocrite and most of all as an asshole. Some of the "lowlights".

"Not because I'm not mindful of the massive debt we've inherited — I am."
Asshole, asshole, asshole.

"I understand that on any given day, Wall Street may be more comforted by an approach that gives banks bailouts with no strings attached and that holds nobody accountable for their reckless decisions. But such an approach won't solve the problem. "
Attacking Wall Street again. And Sean Penn called him an elegant man?

"I will not spend a single penny for the purpose of rewarding a single Wall Street executive, but I will do whatever it takes to help the small business that can't pay its workers or the family that has saved and still can't get a mortgage."
So were taking jobs away from the fincancial sector and giving them to small business? Got it. Does Obama know that regualr people work at these Wall Street firms? To the tune of about 2 million US jobs? Probably more. Of course not. Because he lacks the experience to know this. Also it's not only Wall Street execs that have job perks like private jets, huge furnished offices, large amounts of cocaine and Cristal fountains. Every American CEO has those perks. Heads of law firms, construction companies, retail stores, franchise owners, SPORTS OWNERS, etc. Not to mention government heads as well.

"It reflects the stark reality of what we've inherited — a trillion dollar deficit, a financial crisis and a costly recession."
Oh look another shot at Bush. What a great guy.

The entire speech in TEXT format.

Link, Bye Beer

Top 6 Financial Meltdown commentaries.

Good stuff.

Unrelated on the eve of Ash Wednesday I will be eating a hanger steak wrapped in bacon and a copious amount of Brooklyn Lager. As I bid beer farewell for 40 days (cept Sundays). Godspeed.

Star H.S Woman B-baller, Maybe

If this is a woman I'll eat a bag of thumbtacks.

Afternoon Reading

Many, many towns like this all over the country. Housing market was tremendously over-valued and I know I ain't exactly saying something we don't already know but here it is in black and white.

Not getting any better, I'm afraid this will be the case all year. I look towards September to be a breakout/bounceback begininng.

Great Mardi Gras Pics here.

To get out of the budget Cali may seek to tax pot.

Ledger's next movie.

Mental note : When drunk do not jump in a bear cage.

Cave Dwellings

Ok, no serious. Dude that lives in a cave is even getting foreclosed on!

Check this shit out!

Actual story

No more politics today

The idiocracy of Eric Holder's comments regarding race in America is so strong I am choosing not to comment on it. I would like to pass along this article about the rising GOP Star Bobby Jindal. No more politics today.

LOSER

DUDE! STFU.

Serious, why would you want to care for 8 kids if you didn't tap that ass? Is this guy a moron or what? What a loser.

Chandra Levy case

Glad the parents will finally get some closure.

I read an article this morning about the Condit fellow (which you can find here) who was first accused of having something to do with Levy's disappearance. Turns out he was not but it's not to say he's moved on. He has unsuccessfully tried to run a ice-cream business in Arizona.

Murder at 1600 was a decent enough movie.

Maddoff the Cunt

NY Mag piece on Bernie Madoff, written from a friend's perspective.

He is such a cunt.

Free Throw Dunk

Better than Jordan's or anyone else's free throw Dunk. By far.

Slumming it

Watching the Oscars from the slums of Mumbai, India.

You know, typical Sunday evening.

Mornin' reads

Drug Cartels taking over Mexico, quite shocking except the exact opposite.

Sad story. 11 year old shot his stepmother.

Follow up to Rick Santelli's rant.

FAA learns from their mistakes. Slowly.

Bittersweet award for Heath.

Gubment will make sure no more banks fail.

Rum and coke

Sorry for the sad chimp story below.
Find this picture enlightening. Do it this weekend.

Awful story in Esquire

One of the worst stories I ever read.

-thanks to Cajun Boy for linking it first

Real pic btw......

Biff gets bagged

Nate bangs it on Biff.

Roland Burris Step on Down

Burris asked to step down.

Man, what a rough week. Look at the shitstorm Obama's hold Senate seat started. Not by his fault but shit, Chicago politics not looking very shiny right now.

Afternoon Reading

Seems as if Iran is building that nuclear weapon after all.

Oscar odds, seems as if Ledger is a stone cold lock to win BSA. I'm pulling for Rourke and Tomei. Unrelated, I want to marry Tomei.

Whoop that trick.

Sick part of me wonders what else here and that monkey did. Jesus man, it's a animal.

Bin Laden is here.

Today's picture of the day!

Old Man Winter

Dear Winter,

Please go away.

Love,

Everyone who is sick and tired of your old ass.

Speaking of weather how about the best job in the world? Meteorologists seem to be gainfully employed despite not being so good at your job. In what other profession can you not be right more than half of the time? If you were 50% wrong at your current job what would happen? I'm guessing you wouldn't be employed much longer. Local forecasters this past week predicted snow three different times. All three times it did not snow. Losers.

Poor/Rich it doesn't matter

Wow, top to bottom recession?

Maybe the Real Housewives of everywhere will all die now.

Dressed well

Suite tie.

I'm off to the monthly SIFMA Credit Division dinner.

Chicago Tea Party

Rick Santelli video

Back story, Rick is a floor reporter in the business sector for CNBC. Today he went on a little rant on the housing bill Obama is shoving down our throats. Here is the quote of the day:

"The government is promoting bad behavior... do we really want to subsidize the losers' mortgages... This is America! How many of you people want to pay for your neighbor's mortgage? President Obama are you listening?

(Misc trader) : "How about we all stop paying our mortgage! It's a moral hazard"

So in essence. Why are we rescuing people's mortagages and not allowing banks to seize properties they know should own? Because Obama said so?

Snapple talk for a moment

When I was a kid my dad used to bring home cases of Snapple soda's. Mostly two flavors though, Cherry Lime Rickey and Root Beer. Man I could taste the root beer one now. I have been searching high and low, everything short of emailing the CEO of the company directly to find them and have come up with nothing. If anyone out there as seen this please let me know. Or the Cherry Lime Rickey which I can't even find a pic of. Oh Snapple related see their Wiki page which shows a list of all the Snapple facts that were "de-bunked". Quite funny.

One more Snapple related link, here.

Carry on.

Starbury waits for the bus

Via Slam Online





Seems as if Starbury has some time on his hands.

Wow, Weird.

This is the weirdest thing I ever seen in my life. When the little one does the split, then pops it AND locks it, wow.

motherfucking source : (The Internet Is Terrible)

Mornin' reads

What to read this morning:

Is Obama winging it?

Satelite crash remnants?

Looks LA solved that little crisis thing earlier this morning.

Conan getting ready to go out the door.

How Mickey Rourke's agent got his career back on track.

RIP Shea Stadium

Goodbye forever Shea Stadium, you were a magnificent son of a bitch.

NY Post Cartoon deemed racist

How is this racist? Oh because Al Sharpton is involved. Right. Carry on.

Life Dictates

I have a saying in life that goes like this, "Sometimes life dictates your situation". Essentially that means that I would like to open up a food truck, sell sandwiches for cheap, park it downtown Manhattan and watch the money pour in. I know I can do it. I know my food is good, and I know the market for this. I know it'll work. But there is this one thing. I'd have to quit my Wall Street job and pour about 50K into the business I want to establish. The problem with quitting a job is simple. I have one. Lots of people are unemployed. I worked hard to get where I am, I have 10 years in the business already and I have medical insurance. There is this one other thing though. I HAVE A BABY DAUGHTER and WIFE. Since I'm the bread winner I really can't just quit up on a whim that I could sell sandwiches downtown and make it much more profitable than a steady paycheck I get now. Sometimes your life dictates your situation. If it didn't, I assume we'd all be doing whatever the hell we wanted to. I should write in to Mark Cuban. Maybe he'd fund the project.

Blog Update

Blog is gonna be updated about 5 or 6 times a day. As I see fit news to pass along, comment on, post, videos, comments, pictures, quotes, etc. Try and keep up. I read a ton of content on the web and at times I like to share.

Also you can follow me on Twitter. Although I don't really know what that means.
Twitter

Single Ladies Remix feat. Obama

VIA

Bye beer

I'm considering giving up beer for lent next wed. Silly I know but keep in mind I won't be giving up liquor. Red wine, scotch, whiskey, scotch whiskey would all be in play. So really I would just be giving up something I like which is within the spirit of the rule. Also maybe I can lose weight. I got like a mini gut forming (5 foot 9, 188). Gotta nip that shit in the bud. Wife making remarks.

I don't paticuarly care for Early srping brews anyway so I won't be missing much. Just the favorites and the standby's. I started my relationship with beer right around 1994. I was 14 and would sneak into the pool hall on Coney Island Ave. A local kid who was 21 took a liking to me because I was good at basketball. So he would sneak me in and let me drink beer. I never lasted more than two. Then I got into 40's and such with the boyz. No sophisticated beer drinking until about 23, 24. Then I started to really enjoy it for taste not for shotgunning. Ya' know. There is your beer pong beer and your snobby beer. I like both. Alot.

See ya in 40 nights Beer.

200 years old is old

After my last post I felt like i needed to write something peaceful, so here is Presidnet Lincoln's best speech. No not the Gettysburg addy but his 2nd Inauguration speech. Some 40 or so days before he was mortally wounded by John Wilkes Booth. Happy belated birthday Mr. President.

Fellow-Countrymen:

At this second appearing to take the oath of the Presidential office there is less occasion for an extended address than there was at the first. Then a statement somewhat in detail of a course to be pursued seemed fitting and proper. Now, at the expiration of four years, during which public declarations have been constantly called forth on every point and phase of the great contest which still absorbs the attention and engrosses the energies of the nation, little that is new could be presented. The progress of our arms, upon which all else chiefly depends, is as well known to the public as to myself, and it is, I trust, reasonably satisfactory and encouraging to all. With high hope for the future, no prediction in regard to it is ventured.

On the occasion corresponding to this four years ago all thoughts were anxiously directed to an impending civil war. All dreaded it, all sought to avert it. While the inaugural address was being delivered from this place, devoted altogether to saving the Union without war, urgent agents were in the city seeking to destroy it without war — seeking to dissolve the Union and divide effects by negotiation. Both parties deprecated war; but one of them would make war rather than let the nation survive; and the other would accept war rather than let it perish. And the war came.

One-eighth of the whole population were colored slaves, not distributed generally over the Union, but localized in the southern part of it. These slaves constituted a peculiar and powerful interest. All knew that this interest was somehow the cause of the war. To strengthen, perpetuate, and extend this interest was the object for which the insurgents would rend the Union even by war, while the Government claimed no right to do more than to restrict the territorial enlargement of it. Neither party expected for the war the magnitude or the duration which it has already attained. Neither anticipated that the cause of the conflict itself should cease. Each looked for an easier triumph, and a result less fundamental and astounding. Both read the same Bible and pray to the same God, and each invokes His aid against the other. It may seem strange that any men should dare to ask a just God’s assistance in wringing their bread from the sweat of other men’s faces, but let us judge not, that we be not judged. The prayers of both could not be answered. The Almighty has His own purposes. “Woe unto the world because of offenses; for it must needs be that offenses come, but woe to that man by whom the offense cometh.” If we shall suppose that American slavery is one of those offenses which, in the providence of God, must needs come, but which, having continued through His appointed time, He now wills to remove, and that He gives to both North and South this terrible war as the woe due to those by whom the offense came, shall we discern therein any departure from those divine attributes which the believers in a living God always ascribe to Him?

Fondly do we hope, fervently do we pray, that this mighty scourge of war may speedily pass away. Yet, if God wills that it continue until all the wealth piled by the bondsman’s two hundred and fifty years of unrequited toil shall be sunk, and until every drop of blood drawn with the lash shall be paid by another drawn with the sword, as was said three thousand years ago, so still it must be said “the judgments of the Lord are true and righteous altogether.”

With malice toward none, with charity towards all, with firmness in the right as God gives us to see the right, let us strive on to finish the work we are in, to bind up the nation’s wounds, to care for him who shall have borne the battle and for his widow and his orphan, to do all which may achieve and cherish a just and lasting peace among ourselves and with all nations.

Wow, I guess I hate people?

I used to be such a nicer person. I just get pissed off so quickly nowadays. You ever look outside yourself for a minute or after something happens and say to yourself, "Self, I think you could have handled that better". And then when the time comes to handle yourself better you fail? That happens to me alot. It must be the train. I just can't stand people. I have urges to fight people who just are standing next to me. But why do they have to stand right next to me when there is at least 4 feet of room to their left or their right? Aggravating. Everyday is just aggravating. Fat people piss me off too (not you rev, your cool). Like I understand your fat and at times I sympathize with your struggle but if you could not breath on me I'd appreciate it. And the slow pace your keeping is really making me late for work so if you could kind of pick a side and not walk in the middle I'd appreciate that too. Oh and immigrants, I understand your coming here to "make it" even though making it nowadays that would mean just being able to buy a carton of milk but you don't have to be all gung ho in the morning trying to get to work. Stop running for fucking trains and fucking jamming yourselves in the trains when CLEARLY there is no more room. If there isn't enough room for a fucking grape there isn't enough room for a fully grown human. If I get pushed in the back again by a overzealous immigrant trying to squeeze into a train that runs EVERY 7 MINUTES I will be part of a national story that includes gross murder and dastardly deeds. I would also recommend you didn't eat on the train for it is as dirty as your neighborhood crackhead's twat. Especially to you gooks out there who think it's cool to consume a steamed pork bun at 7am in the morning when I didn't even realize I was fucking awake yet. Slurping noises should result in a vicious beating with a spiked swinging ball weapon. Please stop force feeding your children as well. They are sick and tired of eating that shit you keep shoving down their throats. Mexicans with the carriages and babies, if your kid cries for more than 10 minutes that normally means something is wrong. Please fix it or I will do it for you and that doesn't mean I won't throw it out the window. Pop your dirty titty in thier mouth for all I care just shut that little burrito motherfucker up. I'm tired and pissed off.

Breathe.

Grammy's

Gramma-lamma's were alright sun night. I like live performances so the more the better. Couple things though......

Robert Plant, former lead for Led Zeppelin is alive and making music with some Folk singer and they won awards. I think that's how the story goes.

A pregnant female rapper performed. She was like 8 3/4 months. It was surreal.

Al Green is still a smooth motherfucker.

Lot's of British talent. Lot's. Seems like that dominated. From MIA to Adele.
(by talent I don't mean dimepieces I mean talented musicians)


Limewire has been real shitty lately with alot bad downloads.

Chris Brown whupped that trick. Interesting.

Colplay aint so bad, kind of growing on me.

Country music, still not getting it.

God Bless you Carrie Underwood but you do have chicken lips and could use a nice steak.

Doc Holliday, 2009!

Val Kimler is considering running for Governor in New Mexico. If he runs as Doc Holliday I will move to New Mexico in a instant.

Press conference.

Press corp: Mr. Holliday what do you think of your opponent Mr. Johnny Ringo?

Holliday/Kilmer: What do you think, darling? Should I hate him?

Press corp: You don't even know him.

Holliday/Kilmer: Yes, but there's just something about him. Something around the eyes, I don't know, reminds me of... me. No. I'm sure of it, I hate him.

Press corp: Are you drunk?

Holliday/Kilmer: In vino veritas.
["In wine is truth" meaning: "When I'm drinking, I speak my mind"]

(all of a sudden Johnny Ringo appears!!!)

Ringo: Age quod agis.
["Do what you do" meaning: "Do what you do best"]

Holliday/Kilmer: Credat Judaeus apella, non ego.
["The Jew Apella may believe it, not I" meaning: "I don't believe drinking is what I do best."]

Ringo: [pats his gun] Eventus stultorum magister.
["Events are the teachers of fools" meaning: "Fools have to learn by experience"]

Holliday/Kilmer: Evidently Mr. Ringo's an educated man. Now I really hate him.

Aide to Holliday/Kilmer: (whispers in his ear) Doc, I think we sould end this press conference.

Holliday/Kilmer: Nonsense, I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Ringo: I want your blood.

Holliday/Kilmer: Oh. Johnny, I apologize; I forgot you were there. You may go now.

End Press Conference as Ringo storms off muttering words.

SEC is screwed

This is what we call damning. Here is the complete list of investors who were duped by Madoff.

Visit msnbc.com for Breaking News, World News, and News about the Economy

More details of the above hearing which occured yesterday go HERE.

Mango Salsa

Your looking at the biggest tits in the world. I really don't have anything to say.

Yesterday while i was walking downtown I noticed a Subway and a Papa John's right next to each other, it was then did I realize that I should be carrying Malatov Cocktails at all times.

I have a great idea. Let's have 8 babies! What? I'm bored with the 6 already have.

Google seriously might take over the world.

Nancy Pelosi is such a dumb filthy old hag of a cunt.

500 million americans!!!! HAHAAHAHAHA

Somebody kick Al Gore in the nuts, 90% of the country will freeze tonight.

Country music and Nascar. What the fuck?

A little powder on the nuts really makes a differences.

Super Hangover

I'm sure I'm the 100th blogger who's linked this but I have too. Because there is nothing quite like cock to celebrate a go ahead (no pun) Super Bowl TD!







It was a good game though. I don't think it was the best ever but it was good. My belly is still full.