Anyone ever wonder how's it all going to end? you know....is it just gonna turn black?
We know a couple of things.... Dying from suffocation is awful. Drowning is no picnic either.
I'd say everything is not so bad. I know it's a morbid thought but I was thinking about spectacular deaths and how cool they are. Like something involving a hotel room in Bevery hills, with burritos, strippers, cocaine and cattle prods. That would be awesome.
Or jumping off a building while playing guitar. That'd be sweet.
Wrestling with an alligator til death = cool.
Peaches are delicious. Might be my favorite fruit. Outside of cherries of course.
Fantasy football is awesome.
Text messaging is out of hand.
This was my first car and what I learned to drive on.
Sweet ride right?
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I learned on a 1978 Chevy Malibu Stationwagon. Drove it for about two years. It was a V6 and gutless. Horrible car. Somehow I was able to get laid for the first time in the back seat though, so that was nice.
Okay, I'll post my awesome death from LOV:
From the WI DNR snowmobile fatalities report.---
The victim was traveling at a fast speed on the ice, headed back towards the cabin and appeared to have driven over a depression on the shoreline. The outer edge of the snowmoibles left ski struck a tree changing the direction of the machine which then struck a second tree. The victim was ejected from the snowmoible went airborne through an open service door of the basement and struck a side-by-side refrigerator/freezer.
Awesome.
In the words of Lloyd Christmas from Dumb and Dumber ... "It's a Shaggin' Wagon!"
I try not to think too much about death and what happens - that stuff would keep me up all night.
Well that was very random.
thinking about dying makes me want to vomit
ns
Ahhh yes, the Olds. My first ride was a 1976 Delta 88-O. It could hold 7 skinny teenagers with room to spare.
Niiice pimp ride.
1) A study was done and it is confirmed that reveling in others' misfortune, and judging other leads to longer life. (ns)
2) What were you driving while learning to drive on that wagon?
3) Put up a new post, dickhead. This is what happens when you're married and have a kid.
4) I'm an asshole. I've come to terms with this fact many moons ago, and I cherish it.
5) I love it when they call me Big Poppa. I only smoke blunts if they rolled propa.
6) The "One More Chance" remix is some bougie bullshit. That song sucks balls.
7) This post was sponsored by: Meiz at work on a goddamn Saturday.
I forgot.
8) Me and Mariah go back like babies 'n' diapers.
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