Monday, January 03, 2011

Life Rule #78

When someone says or uses the phrase/term I'm "out of town" they are lying and/or are murderers. I've watched alot of crime shows and seen a kajillion movies where the alibi for a suspect is "out of town" and almost always without fail that person ends up being the killer.

So you're not fooling me out of towner. Lying criminal.

My boss uses that term alot. Oh I'm out of town. Jerkoff. Probably sitting home watching Maury Povich. When I go somewhere I say "going to PA" "going to jersey" "going to Maryland". I never say I'm going out of town.

Life rule #78 - Out of town = lies/murder.

1 comment:

Los said...

I will make a note never to use that term ... in order to cover my tracks.