Saturday, December 13, 2008

207MM gone

News Releases
One Ticket Wins Jackpot in December 12 Drawing
RELEASE DATE: 12/13/2008

There was one ticket that matched all six numbers in the December 12, 2008, Mega Millions drawing. That ticket, which was purchased in Piqua, Ohio, wins the estimated $207 million jackpot.


FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

One day? Please?
man that would be sweet.
207MM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

First thing I'd do.

Assuming lump sum is what, 140MM? Give or take.
100MM in a high yield bank account. Maybe in Zurich or something like that.

The rest of the beans--- in No paticular order....

Each immediate family member gets 250K, cash. (that's like 12 people)
Each non-immediate family member gets 10K, check.

Me, wife, kid settle on a house or two. Maybe a suite condo on the West side and then a jersey shore house or something. Figure 40K for furnishes, nothing crazy.

Wife gets to go on a shopping spree. No limit.

Donating 50K to my church, 50K to Aids foundation, 50K to the Jimmy V foundation and 50K to the Children's hospital.

Would start my own clothing line. Would also quit to pursue being a sports talk radio personality.

Walk up and down the street smacking any Russian I see witha stack of $100's.

Pay off the credit cards and get the AMEX black. Nothing else.

Mail a signed picture of my balls to my landlord.

Wouls buy a sports bar. And a restaurant. Steakhouse I think. But more eclectic.

Invest 5MM in the stock market, no broker. I am my own broker.
Call Lenny Dykstra, pick his brain.

Season tickets to mets, knicks, giants, rangers.

2MM trust fund for kid, 1MM for college.

Maybe buy a few properties, and I mean all over the USA.
Row houses in SF. Wrigleyville bar or two. Club in the Bahamas. Bed and breakfast off Martha's Vineyard. Winery in Napa valley. Boutique hotel in Miami. Couple of Mickey D's. Cattle ranch in Texas. Vacation house in Tuscany. Condo in Vegas.
Shit like that.

Pay Snapple to make the old school soda's again. Like Birch beer and Cherry Lime Rickey.

Cars I don't care about. Maybe one toy car, and I like older cars. Forget private jets, I can always lease one if I need to. Commerical is fine. Less likely to crash too.

I know I'm leaving a ton of shit out but damn my mind is racing and I didn't even win.

Ok, back to sleep now.

6 comments:

Meiz said...

"Pay off the credit cards and get the AMEX black. Nothing else."




As of August 1, 2007, in the United States, stated requirements to become a card holder included minimum spending of $250,000 in a 12 month period, and exceptional credit history.

Blessed be.

Good luck

El Padrino said...

wow, that's impresive, scratch the black card

Los said...

every time the Powerball gets over 100 million, I start daydreaming like this ... I even convince myself that I have a good chance to win ... then somebody living in a trailer park in Arkansas wins ... sigh.

Keef said...

AMEX black is crazy. When I rented cars, some guy rented a car and he used AMEX black. Card is thicker and heavier than a normal card.
Dude rented a Dodge Neon, too.

Crassius Maximus said...

Ball sack photo. Niiice.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Wife gets to go on a shopping spree. No limit."

thats the entire list, no money left