Monday, December 08, 2008

Santa, I want........

2008's El Pad's Xmas Wish List, in the spirit of true xmas one gift from this list is fine. Christmas is not only about the gifts ya know.

Desk Sound Dock, no clue why Modell's is selling this but I like it the best.

Not like I have time to play but a new Golf Driver would be nice.

Blu-Ray player. No brainer.

Taser. On this list for the third year in a row.

Step-Brothers/Dark Knight on blu-ray.

Call of Duty World of War

I-phone. or maybe the G1 phone.

A George Muresan Fathead.

A case of J. Lohr Seven Oaks Cabernet

Costco gift card so I can buy a mountain of peanuts, two 10 pound roast beef's, 4 pounds of crab legs, 2 pounds of shrimp and 4 cases of beer.

A Bonsai tree.

A sword.

A crazy ass sleigh with a cupholder.

Socks. Who doesn't need socks?

Dark red tie, dark blue tie, gold tie.

Crispy white Air Force Ones. (Classic)

Boombox

A giant self-portrait of myself in a robe smoking a pipe and thinking.

A Shea Stadium seat, preferably from the Loge section.

Genuine Lizard loafers

A Chase Utley jersey so I can burn it.

Beer Glove

Cast Iron skillet

A drum set

10 comments:

Martin VanNostrand said...

Good to see the self portrait back on the list again. Hope all is well with you.

El Padrino said...

jesus christ, MVN!

how are ya brutha?
everything is cool, just broke-er than usual, thanks for stopping by

Martin VanNostrand said...

With that drum kit you could start a sic Beat Laboratory.

Everything it straight here. As you probably read on LOV they are increasing our hours in '09 but not the scrilla.

The economy is a funny thing. It's not like there is really any more or less money in the world. Just people, corporations and governments either spending more or less money. Funny how many people don't get that. People get freaked out all of a sudden, stop spending some loot and bang everyone's screwed. Wu Tang was right...Cash Rules Everything Around Me.

Keef said...

I know where you can get some socks

El Padrino said...

"People get freaked out all of a sudden, stop spending some loot and bang everyone's screwed."

yes

funny thing about panic, it ruins economies

Meiz said...

A bonsai tree would be nice.

El Padrino said...

holy crap

Los said...

I could use the Madden game for my Wii - I think it would look pretty good on the new flatscreen ...

Crassius Maximus said...

Yeah, man the self portrait is the move. It lets everyone know who the patriarch of the family is.

Superstar said...

Love the letter and list. Im going to copy,...hope you don't mind.