Mornin' reads

The Atlantis in Dubai. Dubai sounds like an amazing place. Too bad I have zero desire to go there. Not like I can afford to but whatever. It's sand and princes.
(LA Times)

To say I'm obsessed with this Madoff scandal is to say fat people like cookies.
(Vanity Fair)

Maybe this is what is wrong with the country. Cue up REM's "Losing my Religion".
(Google News)

Electronic games, our childhood 80's kids. Soak it in.
(Wired)

Mark to market accounting rules and how they affect the reportings of GE, whose stock is traidng no more than a 6 pack of light bulbs.
(Bloomberg)

Talk in movie quotes.
This book is right up my alley, I talk in movie quotes all the time.
(Cnn.com, Amazon.com)

China getting their piss all hot saying we broke some naval law or some shit. Relax gooks, chances are you did something wrong.
(Reuters)

Ape's can plan to harm you just as well as woman can. FACT.
(Apnews.com)