The Jersey Shore show was so fantastic. I mean we are talking pearls and gems here. Straight funny. The guido is a creature like no other and MTV did a wonderful job in choosing a cast that represents guidos well.
Fist pumping. Fighting. Selfishness. Cockiness. Fashion sense.
We learned a couple of things about Guidos & Guidettes. Here are some of the things I learned.
If you wear a tight designer T-Shirt. With some expensive jeans. And gelled hair. Your're a guido.
If your day is going to the Gym, then go tanning then go do your laundry, in that order. Your're a guido.
If you are over confident and have giant biceps, your're a guido.
If you are at a club looking for tail and are willing to make out / fuck anything no matter what it looks like, your're a guido.
If you dance funny, your're a guido.
If you say "bro" within every sentence, you are a guido.
If you can successfully knock out another guy with "one shot" than, your're a guido.
Guidettes:
If you are a female and say "like" before every adjective, noun or verb, you are a guidette.
If you scour the beach for muscle headed men, you are a guidette.
If you rock a "poof" atop your hair, you are guidette.
If you wear hair extensions to make your real hair look "fuller", you are guidette.
If you dance on the boardwalk, alone, you are a guidette.
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What is this, your guido Jeff Foxworthy routine? Accurate, nonetheless.
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