I know you guys have heard this schtick before but due to the events that occured this morning you'll have to indulge me for a minute.
Fuck fat people.
This bitch this morning almost shattered my god damn hip trying to fit her 300 pound ass in a seat between myself and the partition. Fat people should be forced to stand unless there are two seats avaialble, that are next to each other. This should be a rule. I will write my congressman. I got a kid god damn it. I don't want my hip broken. Gravy eating mongrel. I do not feel sorry for you, I hope you all die from gout. Can't even see your god damn elbows. You got a baby vagina on your arm where your elbow supposed to be. This is bullshit.
Apologies to my fat friends. This is not personal, strictly business.
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fat people are needed for comic relief, cant get rid of them
Gravy's not so bad, is it?
Really fat people tend to piss me off too. Thankfully I can still see my elbows.
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