Here's how my man cave would be set-up.
Giant 60-in flat LCD hanging on main wall.
Surronded by 4 Flat 32" LCD TV's. Two on each wing.
Computer station with laptop access for up to three laptops.
Of course, surround sound speakers.
Stadium style recliners, with cup holders, small snack tray in the middle of each.
Putting green.
NBA JAMZ video arcade, Golden Tee, Touch Screen Games, Pool Table, Ping Pong Table, Foosball table, XBOX 360 (on 5th TV along side wall) and WII console.
Full Kitchenette/Bar with beer on tap, this must include a brick sytle oven.
Fridge loaded with other beers and food items.
Direct access route to Weber grill in backyard.
Soda dispenser and also the pizzeria style juice dispenser's.
A gumball machine.
A man can dream can't he?
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things you might have forgotten about:
giant meat-locker type refrigerator
separate TV dedicated to the spice channel
poker table
booze/beer storage room
staff of biel-look-alike servants
the divorce papers
Perhaps a large bong...Y'know, for people who get down like that...Me of course, not being one of them.
"separate TV dedicated to the spice channel"
genius
crass---- i like where your head's at
El Pad...
I love the "Man Cave" specs!
And although "a seperate TV dedicated to the Spice Channel" is a MUST and "a large bong" would be an excellent addition...
what about a massage area...hosted by Stacy Keibler (or a look-a-like)who works on demand...oh, and of course there would be happy endings!
You forgot the stripper pole with disco lights.
PS - How's Mrs El P doing with the pregnancy?
Dude, I am salivating!!!!
Don't forget the megatouch machine, and the Jagermeister tap!
she's good db thanks for asking
(just bad back pain)
when i say good i mean
1. not sick ne more
2. not fat (only gained 3 lbs. so far)
3. happy (usually, meaning no mood swings where she'll yell at me for an hour then cry for no real reason)
down los, down!
wolf- i like where your heads at as well
El P - I would recommend she ask her doctor if it's okay to use ThermaCare heat wraps. I carried one in my purse at all times, it was the only thing that kept me from going homicidal. They are good for 8 hours and they really take the edge off of back pain.
Besides that I would say try a pregnancy massage. They cost more but they are very worth it.
I was lucky enough to have a pool where I could go be weightless for a while and take the strain off my back.
I am glad to hear she isn't feeling sick. My mood swings weren't all that bad while I was pregnant. It was the first 8 weeks of my daughters life where I was a mess.
No bathroom? Interesting.
Steph - I think that's what the putting green is for..*snark*
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