1. Never been skydiving
2. Never joined the Mile High club
3. Never had my prostate "milked"
4. Never flew a kite
5. Never smoked weed out of a bong (I'm very distraught about this)
6. Never put anything on "layaway" (despite being broke 90% of my life)
7. Never danced the Tango
8. Never played Yahtzee
9. Never fought a midget
10. Never rocked suspenders
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"4. Never flew a kite
5. Never smoked weed out of a bong (I'm very distraught about this)
8. Never played Yahtzee
10. Never rocked suspenders"
WHOAH kid! Are you serious on this shit. These would all be on my list of things to do before pumpin' out kids.
Flying a kite is fun as a kid.
I'm shocked at no #5.
For weed smokers its a must.
yahtzee is aiiiight.
I have done 4 of the 10 ... however, I won't tell ya which 4 I did.
Ever date a tranny?....
5. Yeah, uhh, me niether...
I can proudly(?) say that I have never done 8 of those 10 things either.
i've done 4 1/2
For the record, I will not be congratulating you.(ns) Everyone else can suck your dick for making the worst decision of your life.(s)ish.
Remember, I hate kids.
Go skydiving! It's the best most freeing thing I have ever done! Above bungee jumping!
*WHOOO HOOOO*
~throws arms up~
You've never lived till you've flown a kite while stoned after playing yahtzee with a midget who cheated, so you had to kick his arse in your favourite suspenders!!
smoking weed from a bong is overrated.
i like that deke keeps it real
#5 -- immediately. I will send you a bong if I have to.
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