Monday, January 14, 2008

Pay that man his money

Couple of thoughts on AC

1. You know the roulette "dealer" or the one who spins the tiny white ball of misery? You think they work or personalize there "wave"? You know the wave I'm talking about. The one where they imply no more bets as the ball finishes it's last lap or two. I thought that if I were in that position I would most certaintly have a wave that would be a crowd pleaser. I was thinking it would resemble a Nazi quick strike karate chop in the air. Or maybe a soft hand over hand double wave. Or maybe something with some spunk like a wave with spirit fingers.

2. White trash is everywhere. You can't run, you can't hide. White trash people with money is a dangerous concoction. Playing $25 a hand on blackjack while wearing a backwards trucking hat, drunk, and missing a couple of teeth doesnt exactly scream class. Oh and the fat wife hangin on your shoulder smelling like $2 blackberry brandy rooting you on is a nice touch.

3. Lot's of hoes. Something about AC that makes women dress like streetwalkers. Explains why some of the rooms (espeacially the complimentary ones) reek of BDUSSY (translation: Booty, Dick & Pussy).

4. Still think table games are the way to go. Slots, I just don't think will ever consistently pay out to keep you going. Neither will tables but if you get some cards or hit a number or two you can manage.

I play Texas Hold Em', Three Card Poker, Blackjack, and Roulette.

Stayed at the Tropicana, with a jaunt over to Ceasars which is my personal favorite place.
AC for me is always good times. I'm a terrible degenerate gambler. I just like the thrill of possibly winning money that I don't have. Something about having the balance of money on the line for something that you think you might have control over. It's a weird pshycology.

Anyway Giants beat the Cowboys so all is right with the world. If they win at Green Bay I'm so going to Arizona for the game. Believe.

T.O crying like a bitch was a spectacular sight. I will remember that for a long time.

For those of you living outside the northeast and don't know what AC is:
A.C.

And they are building alot more casinos........

7 comments:

ToddPacker said...

giants winning was a nice birthday gift... haven't been to AC in many years... rounders

El Padrino said...

well done tp

Anonymous said...

EP...we're kindred spirits dude..Never been to AC but been to Vegas 10 times...Now that Louisiana has Casinos...I hit 'em frequently...Love pissin' off money...lol

Los said...

We usually get comps at Caesars - love that place.

I couldn't be happier that T.O. lost, and then cried about it. Also, it was great to see Jerry Jones choking on his intestines on the sidelines ...

The Rev said...

I keep reading where the Tropicana rooms are going downhill. All sorts of problems with that hotel. Can you confirm?

And you didn't mention... were you up or down at the end of the trip?

Cardinal rule... never split 5's, always split 8's.

El Padrino said...

yeah rev, the west tower is bad but the new havana tower is brand new, that's where you have to stay

once the new management fixes the west tower it'll be good

Keef said...

"For those of you living outside the northeast and don't know what AC is:
A.C."


For those of you living outside the southwest and don't know what LV is:
L.V.