Thursday, December 21, 2006

All I want for Christmas......

My Xmas List, 2006.

Dear Santa:

The Knight Rider car (hell if Joey Fatone can own one why can't I)

A Taser

A Mini-bike (like the one the Burger King rides in the VG)

A picture of myself smoking a pipe and wearing a robe

Box of Twinkies

The very first issue of Playboy

A barrel of Jack Daniels

A blue agave plant

Three samarui swords

Entemmann's crumb cake

One of those message chairs from Sharper Image

A rubber boobie

Paintball gun

Case of Sno-Caps

Beer

Vicodin's

Wine

Jessica Alba

That is all.

Merry XMAS, enjoy the holiday's!!

8 comments:

Fairmaiden327 said...

you know im good for the booze.

peace bro, wishing you and fam the best.

El Padrino said...

you too FM

Anonymous said...

What about a Golden Tee and Megatouch machine????

Happy holidays, ELP!

El Padrino said...

forgot those los
good call

Martin VanNostrand said...

Awesome list EL P! I hope you get it all. the picture is a great idea. I actually asked for a pipe last year and didn't get one. Damn Santa.

iamunstoppable said...

great list.. all of it seems rather attainable..

if santa doesnt come through on these, we'll go hunt him down and show him how ruff ryders roll.

merry xmizzle, beyotch.

Steph said...

I can supply you with the Viocodin for a small fee. Mates rates of course :P

Merry Christmas. x

iamunstoppable said...

hope santy came through for ya. at least on the sno-caps.