Wednesday, December 20, 2006

I just couldn't resist

I wanted to keep my sports post up for at least another day but as the title states, I could not resist this debacle. I snapped this from my seat on the lovely N train into work yesterday. It was a moose dressed as a girl. She was wearing those retarded UUUUGGGHHHH's. Tell me that shit looks good and you need a two-piece wif a biscuit.

The real question is if she cuts one of those legs what comes out?
A. Blood
B. Gravy

26 comments:

iamunstoppable said...

thats hot. i want mashed potatoes with my gravy train.. yuuum!

iamunstoppable said...

she needs some old 80s leg warmers.

El Padrino said...

dude she had on a miniskirt
it was horrifying
this is my life everyday, two times a day
if it's not this moose it's something else, today was a smelly bum who lounged across 5 seats and snored

and yes i was discreet

El Padrino said...

now that i know how to post these phone pics, i got the world in my hands, i may run a blog just for pics, be excited

Fairmaiden327 said...

C. Cheese

El Padrino said...

stockings or leg warmers
who the fuck knows but no that's not her skin, biatch was white

JFreak said...

I have to assume I'm not the first with this joke...but those shoes are Ugghly.

El Padrino said...

that joke will never get hold as far as im concerned freak

Anonymous said...

I don't know what's worse the uuuggghhh's or the spandex.

Fairmaiden327 said...

The spandex dirty bird: Spandex + Fatties = Gag reflex.

iamunstoppable said...

these things are really called Ughs or something? maiden, this officially proves that i am not a hipster.. i had no idea these had a name.

iamunstoppable said...

and EP, ive tried to start snapping shots of things more often.. it's quality when you can share the retards with other people. seeing people like this makes me want to live another day. knowing that im better than someone.. anyone.. is comforting.

El Padrino said...

yeah iam, i gotta get on this
i see retrads shit everyday on the train, it's a terrible ride

Fairmaiden327 said...

I, you are a tard my love. They are UGG's -- yes, I have them.

Fairmaiden327 said...

Isaiah, you are a tard or need spelling lessons.

Fairmaiden327 said...

my bad isaiah, you were making fun of ep werent you?

El Padrino said...

i hate spelin
so fuck ofg

Anonymous said...

The bad news is that somebody out there still wants to f*ck this.

Fairmaiden327 said...

Los, ewwww.

iamunstoppable said...

bad news is.. *I* want to f*ck this.

time to move to NYC.

iamunstoppable said...

FM, youve been missing quite a few obvious jokes lately.. this is getting disappointing.

Fairmaiden327 said...

i didnt miss the joke you retard.

btw, ep the comment :moose dressed as a girl: is killing me!!!!

iamunstoppable said...

"Isaiah, you are a tard or need spelling lessons.

4:56 PM


Fairmaiden327 said...
my bad isaiah, you were making fun of ep werent you? "

no, you sure didnt miss it. you are KEEN! to avoid future scorn, delete retraded comments. (<---thats on purpose)

Fairmaiden327 said...

shut it I, I will crack a bottle of wine across your forehead.

iamunstoppable said...

dont swing it like a bitch tho..

u better kill me with the hit.

Fairmaiden327 said...

im not sure about killing you. i prefer maiming with the possibility of dismemberment.

besides i normally fight men.