Thursday, December 07, 2006

Murder was the case that they gave me

I got picked. Fuckers. I'm on case. And the plaintiff's lawyer is a retard so it seems like this is going to take forever. My boss is thrilled. So is life.

Gollum free!!!!

8 comments:

ToddPacker said...

i'm guessing you really didn't try to get out of jury duty...have fun

iamunstoppable said...

mur-daaaaa!

iamunstoppable said...

im fresh out of ma' coma...

Los said...

Good luck, ELP. You should've dressed in a suit, and looked all smart - I heard they never pick those guys.

Fairmaiden327 said...

I always say, "I cannot be impartial."

Works every time.

Good luck. Avoid eye contact or thugalicious will get you and you'll little dog, too.

Have a good weekend.

Fairmaiden327 said...

your, not you'll

UGH, day end already!!!

Fairmaiden327 said...

EP, morning.

iamunstoppable said...

"that bitch sittin right there? oh snap nooka, he just LOOKS guilty, shooooooooot."