Let's start with the one and only Hoff.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006300747,00.html
You have to love the "I'm the Hof" line. Just hysterical.
Update on Eddie Griffin (Forward, T-Wolves)
Here is the best part of the lawsuit against him for driving while jerking.....
"Defendant Griffin was under the influence of alcohol and negligently not paying attention to the direction of travel ahead of him due in part to the fact he was watching a pornographic DVD which was displayed on a mounted in-dash DVD player, located near the steering column, in his Escalade video. He was manually manipulating his genitals which he described to a witness, after the accident, as “jacking off.” DVD jackets with pornographic titles “Anal Action” and “Privates” were seen in the driver/passenger area of the vehicle. The items were viewed by the officers at the scene, whereupon they laughed"
From: http://www.deadspin.com/
Dude, you can't wait til you get home? Damn.
-A friend of mine just told me he was drinking a caramel frap.
I said what the fuck is that? He said, you know a caramel frappacino. From Starbucks. I said your a homo (not that there is anything wrong with that). This is the same guy who sometimes I wonder. I think for sure he's a metro-sexual. Which I don't really care for. Listen if your gay then be gay. I don't have a problem if you are, in fact I'll still be your friend. But don't be semi-gay. I hate that. Don't get manicures and put that clear shit on your nails. Never mention the word cuticles in my presence. Don't even tell me you wax your eyebrows. Please tell me your not drinking white zinfandel or a cosmo. And no matter what you say, Clay aiken should not be on your IPOD. Neither should Madonna, NSYNC, All 4 One, Ashlee or Jessica Simpson, Britney Spears, The Hanson Bros. or Ace of Base. Oh and Dirty Dancing was not a great movie (unless your a woman).
I think I will buy my friend a tshirt from TJOKES.com. This one to be exact: http://www.spreadshirt.com/shop.php?op=article&article_id=1172002#top
Have a nice weekend.....
El Padrino, out.
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Is it OK to have the Go-Go's or Bangles on your I-pod? Just wonderin'.
How about Christopher Cross on your iPod? Is he allowed?
Gotta love the Hoff!
LOS- Silence is the best answer for that.
Steve- That will have to go to a judge and jury.
Me and you see eye to eye crass.
So shaving the coin purse is out? Or is that cool?
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