Mango Salsa

I really don't have much. You know what it is right? My mind is already on vacation. See starting this Saturday I will be in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico on a eight day vacation. So with only 2 and half days of work left my mind is not really focused. But there are some loose ends that need to be tied. For instance:

Ever have that friend that is kind of, like, I don't know. Crazy? He's just nuts and we don't hang out much but when we do he further inplicates himself into me and everyone else I hang out with that he's fit for a straight jacket. And oh the stories. The stories this guy has. He's like the X-Rated Walt Disney. Of course my wife hates him cuz she thinks he'll have some sort of effect on me when he chill (which in non-sense cuz I'm a saint). But that's neither here or there. The fact is he's crazy and I'm glad I have one crazy friend. It's like you can live some things out thru this guy. A random monday morning story from him will be somwhere along the lines of 4 or 5 clubs, 5-10 random ladies, maybe some stippers, lots of alcohol and drugs, motel sex capades, lubed shower curtains, midgets, women named hot thunder, fire, ice, and diner food. It's just nuts. I thank him.

Nothing like shuffling the songs on your IPOD and the first song that comes on is "Put It In Your Mouth" by Akinelye. Followed by "Let It Be" by the Beatles.

I don't know how people live in Arizona. It's 120 degrees everyday for like 2 months. What do you do? Where do you go? Just sit home during the day and go out at night. Even the night is like 100. What's the deal with that?

I used to think the best rum was Puerto Rican rum but damn that Jamaican Rum is delicious and wicked. I like.

"Punched her in the belly and stepped on her feet, slam the child on the hard concrete"
That's always in my head.

This M.Night Shlaknsdfjnahan is a bit off his meds. He thinks he can just write bedtime stories to his chtilins and then make a movie out of it. Damn. Waht's wrong with little red riding hood or humpty dumpty?

By the way there is a liquor dispenser in my room in Cabo. This makes me very happy.

Wondering why lead analyst Harold Reynolds was fired by EPSN on Monday. Look no further than a hug and this site.
http://thebiglead.com/?p=714

I think Pizza is the greatest food on earth.

Eve wonder how your boss has the job he has. Ever think he/she was a moron. Ever feel like punching them in the head? Or is it me?

No spell check. I'm feeling dangerous.